|604 - Zombie Nightmare|
|Air Date||November 24, 1994|
|Movie Director||Jack Brauman/John Bravman|
|Cast||Adam West, Jon Mikl Thor, Tia Carrere, Manuska Rigaud, Frank Dietz|
|Preceded by||603 - The Dead Talk Back|
|Followed by||605 - Colossus and the Headhunters|
Canada, 1986. Mild-mannered Tony Washington (a name so un-Canadian as to boggle the mind, eh?) played by rock musician, body builder and Valerie Bertinelli stand-in Jon Mikl Thor), glistening with body oil and flashing a nipple here and there, lives a blithely happy-go-lucky existence playing softball, buying Provolone for his Mom and foiling convenience store stickups.
One night, a cadre of overprivileged, thrill-seeking teens, dominated by Jimbo, a 98-lb, spaghetti-hurling sadist with "frosted Farah Fawcett hair" accidentally runs him down with someone's daddy's Mercedes and flees. And so Tony departs this vale of tears. Or does he?
Instead of summoning an ambulance, Tony's vengeful, wig-wearing mom invokes a figure from her past, local voodoo sensation Molly "Am I overdoing this?" Mokembe (Manuska Rigaud) to exact justice. (In the film's opening scene, Tony's father is killed heroically defending the teenaged Molly from a racially-tinged, broad-daylight likely rape-murder by none-other than Jimbo's dad). Molly leverages her "dark powers" (which include the ability to control electronic garage doors sans remote) and a whole mess o' candles to transform the dead Tony into a disfigured, much taller zombie bent on dispatching the remorseless teens, one by one - with extreme prejudice.
After the first grisly zombie execution, the police become involved. "Twelve-year-old" detective Frank Dietz is put on the investigation under the not-so-benevolent command of corrupt, bitter, cynical police veteran Captain Tom Churchman (Adam "I'm Batman" West) who, it turns out, conceals a dark secret involving the Washington family in his past.
Can the police stop the zombie before he kills again? Will the guilty, at last, be punished?
All drama, such as it is, transpires against the backdrop of the throbbing,inflamed metal rock and weary disco pop music dreck of the era, including the bands Thor, Fist (Servo: "I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger"), Motorhead, Death Mask, Girl School and similar eternally memorable acts.
Don't miss the breakout role of the medical examiner, played by the Penguin.
- Film debut of Tia Carrere. Director Shawn Levy (Real Steel, Night at the Museum and The Pink Panther) also made his film debut here.
- Never released in theaters, this film went straight to video.
- The opening song is "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead.
- Dean Hagopian (the crusty ME) was in a band called the Staccatos, after he left they changed their name and went on to fame as the Five Man Electrical Band.
Host SegmentsMads are really into voodoo, so they send a voodoo kit to the SOL. Mike, Tom, and Crow use it to do nice things. First, they give Jimmy Carter a hug. Then they give NPR’s Cokie Roberts a scalp massage. They then use it to taunt Dr. F.
Segment Two: Crow is sitting, reading quietly and enjoying chocolates, when suddenly Tom runs him down with his little red car, paralleling the action of the movie.
Segment Three: The bots are enjoying a hot tub until Mike surfaces wearing a snorkel mask and bearing a fish on a spear.
Segment Four: Crow has abandoned his Batman play, but he forgot to tell Tom and Mike, who are in costume. Tom doesn’t want to take his Batman costume off, as he believes it gives him special powers.
Segment Five:Mike and the bots have written letters to Adam West. Frank has inadvertently turned Dr. F into a zombie, and doesn’t know how to reverse the spell.
Stinger: As the voodoo priestess finishes her incantation, the zombie screams.
- Cokie Roberts (voice): Mary Jo Pehl
- "Pride of the Zombies!"
- "Well, I'm sure strolling in Howard Beach won't be a problem!"
A reference to a racially motivated attack on three black men that took place in the Howard Beach section of Queens in 1986.
- "A young Joe Pepitone ponders his fate."
Joe Pepitone was a first baseman and outfielder for the New York Yankees during the 1960s.
- "The age of Aquarius!"
A reference to the song "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by the 5th Dimension.
- "These Young Life weekends are getting out of hand."
Young Life is a Christian youth organization.
- "Hey, how come there's no pictures of Italians on the wall?"
- "It's the Kids in the Hall!"
The Kids in the Hall were a Canadian sketch-comedy troupe that had their own TV show from 1989-94. The footage, of asphalt and storefronts shot from a moving car, resembles the opening of their show.
- "Boy, things have really changed since Vatican II!"
The Second Vatican Council (also known as "Vatican II") was held from 1962-65 and resulted in significant modernizations of the Catholic Church's doctrines and rituals.
- "She's probably Missouri Synod, they're really hardcore!"
A reference to the Missouri Synod offshoot of the Lutheran Church.
- "Is she playing tennis with Kraftwerk?"
Kraftwerk is a pioneering electronic music group from Germany.
- "John Cage on the soundtrack!"
John Cage is an experimental music composer best known for his work 4'33", consisting of four minutes and thirty-three seconds of complete silence.
Enya is a New Age musician.
- "'Grady'! This fall on NBC!"
- "What is up with Mark Trail?!"
Mark Trail is a long-running comic strip set in a national forest.
- "I see Garrison Keillor is laughing."
Garrison Keillor is an American author and humorist known for being the radio-show host of A Prairie Home Companion. Originally from St. Paul, Minnesota it airs across the states and usually provides music and comedy routines.
- "This giant..." "Like L.T.?"
- "Stiv Bator is pissed!"
- "This scene was cut from 'The Program'."
The Program was a 1993 film about a college football team. A major controversy erupted when a few teenagers reportedly died imitating a scene in which a character lies down in the middle of a busy highway.
- "Auditions for the band Fear!"
Fear is a punk band whose popularity peaked in the early 1980s. They played Saturday Night Live, at John Belushi's suggestion, and the mosh-riot that broke out resulted in several thousand dollars worth of damage to the studio.
- "The Three Faces of Steve!"
A play on The Three Faces of Eve, a 1957 film about a woman with multiple personalities.
- "I'm gonna go work on my 'M.A.N.T.I.S.' script!"
M.A.N.T.I.S. was a short-lived superhero TV series from the mid-1990s.
A reference to The Watchtower, a magazine published by the Jehovah's Witnesses.
- "The zombie drives a K-Car!"
"K-Car" is a catch-all name for the many vehicles that were built using the Chrysler K platform.
- "'This spot reserved for Viper'?"
- "Garrick Utley..."
TV journalist Garrick Utley was a frequent substitute anchor for "NBC Nightly News" during the 1980s and '90s.
- "Miss Jane Pittman!"
The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman is a novel in which a 110-year-old African-American woman recounts the events of her life, and was made into an acclaimed made-for-TV movie in 1974.
|preceded by: Season 5||MST3K Season 6||followed by: Season 7|
|1994 - 1995|
|601||Girls Town||1994-07-16||609||The Skydivers||1994-08-27||617||The Sword and the Dragon||1994-12-03|
|602||Invasion USA||1994-07-23||610||The Violent Years||1994-10-15||618||High School Big Shot||1994-12-20|
|603||The Dead Talk Back||1994-07-31||611||Last of the Wild Horses||1994-10-15||619||Red Zone Cuba||1994-12-17|
|604||Zombie Nightmare||1994-11-24||612||The Starfighters||1994-10-29||620||Danger!! Death Ray||1995-01-07|
|605||Colossus and the Headhunters||1994-08-20||613||The Sinister Urge||1994-11-05||621||The Beast of Yucca Flats||1995-01-21|
|606||The Creeping Terror||1994-09-17||614||San Francisco International||1994-11-19||622||Angels Revenge||1995-03-11|
|607||Bloodlust||1994-09-03||615||Kitten with a Whip||1994-11-23||623||The Amazing Transparent Man||1995-03-18|
|608||Code Name: Diamond Head||1994-10-01||616||Racket Girls||1994-11-26||624||Samson vs. the Vampire Women||1995-03-25|