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Wild Rebels Cereal is a song from the episode, Wild Rebels.


Joel: We'll be right back after this important message.

Tom: (whispered) Let's go. Okay. Got the box. Ready? Cue.

Joel: Hey kids!

(bassline from movie begins)

All: (singing) They're Wild Rebels,

crunchy, fruity rebels.

Pouring milk on them

is like shooting off a gun.

Joel: (spoken) Wild Rebels cereal, the nutritous cereal that's like getting hit on the back of the head with a surfboard of flavor!

Tom: Look, marshmallow Fatties!

Crow: Sugary Lindas!

Joel: I got tangy, twangy Banjos!

Tom: Crrrunchy Oat-Rods!

Crow: And Jeeters, too! Die Jeeter, die!

(bassline stops)

Magic Voice: Kids? What are you doing in there?

All: (innocently) Having a good breakfast, Mom!

(bassline begins again)

Crow: Pour on the milk!

Tom: One, two, one two three four.

All: (singing) Wild Rebels,

punchy, crunchy rebels,

don't bust your teeth on

something sweet and hard!

Joel: (spoken) Wild Rebels cereal, part of a complete breakfast.

Crow: Hey! There's a cheap surprise inside!

Joel: I got a gun!

Tom: I got a sawed off pool cue with a leather strap!

Crow: I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot!

Tom: All right, let's take it home!

All: (singing) They won't get soft or squishy,

better eat 'em or your a sissy,

just pound 'em down, you stupid clown,

they're Wiiiiild!

Joel: Wild Rebels cereal, just eat 'em. (movie sign goes off) Whoa! We've got movie sign!

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"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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