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Wild Rebels Cereal is a song from the episode, Wild Rebels.
Joel: We'll be right back after this important message.
Tom: (whispered) Let's go. Okay. Got the box. Ready? Cue.
Joel: Hey kids!
(bassline from movie begins)
All: (singing) They're Wild Rebels,
crunchy, fruity rebels.
Pouring milk on them
is like shooting off a gun.
Joel: (spoken) Wild Rebels cereal, the nutritous cereal that's like getting hit on the back of the head with a surfboard of flavor!
Tom: Look, marshmallow Fatties!
Crow: Sugary Lindas!
Joel: I got tangy, twangy Banjos!
Tom: Crrrunchy Oat-Rods!
Crow: And Jeeters, too! Die Jeeter, die!
Magic Voice: Kids? What are you doing in there?
All: (innocently) Having a good breakfast, Mom!
(bassline begins again)
Crow: Pour on the milk!
Tom: One, two, one two three four.
All: (singing) Wild Rebels,
punchy, crunchy rebels,
don't bust your teeth on
something sweet and hard!
Joel: (spoken) Wild Rebels cereal, part of a complete breakfast.
Crow: Hey! There's a cheap surprise inside!
Joel: I got a gun!
Tom: I got a sawed off pool cue with a leather strap!
Crow: I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot!
Tom: All right, let's take it home!
All: (singing) They won't get soft or squishy,
better eat 'em or your a sissy,
just pound 'em down, you stupid clown,
Joel: Wild Rebels cereal, just eat 'em. (movie sign goes off) Whoa! We've got movie sign!