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MST3k Santa Klaus rock band on the SOL

Whispering Christmas Warrior is a song from Experiment 521 Santa Claus.



Mike: Good evening, Buffalo! We are Santa Klaws, and we have just one question for you. Are you ready to be merry??

[Deep 13]

Frank: Yessss!



[Deep 13]

Dr. F and Frank: (enthused) YESSSSS!!!!


Mike: Then stuff this in your stocking. 1, 2, 3, 4...

(Melody starts)

Mike: (singing) I have slain the grinch

I have broken his spell

I am the warrior of Christmas

The world we will tell.

Crow and Tom: (chanting) Christmas time,

Free your mind,

Let love...un...wind.

Mike: The warrior of Christmas

Has cast out the neon prince.

Hail the new Claus

Your hair he will riiiiinse.

Crow and Tom: (singing falsetto) Silver bells fall from your nose

Santa Claus and mistletoes

(spoken, lower range) Rudolph's found the emperors clothes...

Mike: Vixen lets explore

Joy to the world....

Tom: (singing, under Mike) Owwwwwwwwww!!!

(flash pots at either side of the stage go off)

Mike: (shouting, as Crow and Tom shout "Thank you!" numerous times) Thank you, Buffalo! We love you!

Songs edit
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