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MST3k Santa Klaus rock band on the SOL

Whispering Christmas Warrior is a song from Experiment 521 Santa Claus.

Lyrics

[SOL]


Mike: Good evening, Buffalo! We are Santa Klaws, and we have just one question for you. Are you ready to be merry??


[Deep 13]


Frank: Yessss!


[SOL]


Mike: I said, ARE YOU READY TO BE MERRY!?!


[Deep 13]


Dr. F and Frank: (enthused) YESSSSS!!!!

[SOL]


Mike: Then stuff this in your stocking. 1, 2, 3, 4...


(Melody starts)


Mike: (singing) I have slain the grinch

I have broken his spell

I am the warrior of Christmas

The world we will tell.


Crow and Tom: (chanting) Christmas time,

Free your mind,

Let love...un...wind.


Mike: The warrior of Christmas

Has cast out the neon prince.

Hail the new Claus

Your hair he will riiiiinse.


Crow and Tom: (singing falsetto) Silver bells fall from your nose

Santa Claus and mistletoes

(spoken, lower range) Rudolph's found the emperors clothes...


Mike: Vixen lets explore

Joy to the world....


Tom: (singing, under Mike) Owwwwwwwwww!!!


(flash pots at either side of the stage go off)


Mike: (shouting, as Crow and Tom shout "Thank you!" numerous times) Thank you, Buffalo! We love you!



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