Whispering Christmas Warrior is a song from Experiment 521 Santa Claus.
Mike: Good evening, Buffalo! We are Santa Klaws, and we have just one question for you. Are you ready to be merry??
Mike: I said, ARE YOU READY TO BE MERRY!?!
Dr. F and Frank: (enthused) YESSSSS!!!!
Mike: Then stuff this in your stocking. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Mike: (singing) I have slain the grinch
I have broken his spell
I am the warrior of Christmas
The world we will tell.
Crow and Tom: (chanting) Christmas time,
Free your mind,
Mike: The warrior of Christmas
Has cast out the neon prince.
Hail the new Claus
Your hair he will riiiiinse.
Crow and Tom: (singing falsetto) Silver bells fall from your nose
Santa Claus and mistletoes
(spoken, lower range) Rudolph's found the emperors clothes...
Mike: Vixen lets explore
Joy to the world....
Tom: (singing, under Mike) Owwwwwwwwww!!!
(flash pots at either side of the stage go off)
Mike: (shouting, as Crow and Tom shout "Thank you!" numerous times) Thank you, Buffalo! We love you!