|501 - Warrior of the Lost World|
|Air Date||July 24, 1993|
|MST3K Director||Trace Beaulieu|
|Movie Director||David Worth|
|Cast|| Robert Ginty|
|Preceded by||424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate|
|Followed by||502 - Hercules|
|“||"ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!?!"||”|
|— Joel, Tom, Crow|
|“||"Oh, I don't know....we always just called him Paper Chase guy."||”|
In a post-apocalyptic future, the Earth is ruled by a despotic organization known as "The Omega", headed by Prossor (the late Donald Pleasence). The Omega is an Orwellian outfit that plays hypnotic mind-control messages over the PA system at airports.
The Omega is resisted by a faction known as "The Outsiders." Led by Professor McWayne (Harrison Muller), it is advised by a levitating, foggy, flashlight-wielding cadre of superannuated, toga-clad mystical healers.
McWayne has been captured by the Omega; the Outsiders must rescue him before he is executed.
When a sullen, leather-jacketed anti-hero (the late Robert Ginty) and his talking, rocket-assisted, missile-launching "supersonic speed cycle" called Einstein appear, the mystics identify him as "Chosen", and McWayne's daughter, the not-unattractive Nastasia (the late Persis Khambatta) and commanding Henchman (Fred Williamson) must persuade him to help them rescue their leader. After arguments as to the nobility of their cause fail to sway him, Nastasia smilingly threatens the Warrior. He agrees to cooperate.
Nastasia and Warrior infiltrate the public execution of McWayne in the guise of invited witnesses. The two of them manage to grab McWayne and get him to a waiting escape helicopter. During the escape, Nastasia is shot and left behind. She is captured by Prosser, who immediately begins programming her to be his "mind slave".
McWayne starts to assemble a rescue mission. To garner forces from the outlaw gangs in the area, he has the Warrior engage in a public display of rite of combat. The Warrior wins and inspires their alllegiance.
A three-pronged attack on The Omega is begun. The Warrior leads the motorized forces down the Omega-patrolled highway with air support supplied by Henchman to ultimately do battle with "Megaweapon", a large truck adorned with an "Omega" logo, some bumper-mounted spikes and a flame-thrower. Elsewhere, gang members posing as Omega employees cleverly smuggle automatic weapons into the Omega "dairy" and attack from inside, while outlaw gang ninjas and people with old military uniforms scale the unguarded back stairs into the Omega HQ.
Will Nastasia be snatched from doom before she is forever warped by the sadistic Prossor? Are Prossor and Henchman really what they seem to be?
- Can't we get beyond "Thunderdome"?
- Director David Worth claims he was hired, sent to Italy, and told to begin work on the film before he had a script. He was simply shown a ballyhoo poster and told to make a film that would go with it.
- The film's framerate is slower than the standard 24 fps and varies slightly from scene to scene.
Segment One (Invention Exchange): The Mads have created the Square Master, a special exercise mat which maximizes potential; Joel and the Bots have Bittersweet Hearts, candy hearts (which also function as easy-to-chew antacids) for adults. They feature phrases that can be difficult to communicate, like "Get Out", "You’ll Do", "Like A Brother" and "It’s Blue".
Segment Two: Joel turns Crow and Servo into a giant slot car set. Crow rules the road, but Servo has some major design flaws.
Segment Three: In a Steve Allen-inspired sketch, we see what the apocalypse would be like if the Warrior of the Lost World hadn't got his driving permit yet and was forced to save the world in the back of his mom's Vista Cruiser station wagon.
Segment Four: Joel and the Bots discuss what outrageous things they'd do after the apocalypse.
Segment Five: The Bots lament the loss of Megaweapon, but a phone call from their hero puts them at ease. Joel reads a letter from a couple of kids whose dad "claims to have paid ‘good’ money to have seen many of the movies you ‘rip’ on." The Mads enjoy an active lifestyle thanks to the Square Master.
Stinger: The Paper Chase Guy checks out Persis Khambatta.
- Megaweapon (voice): Michael J. Nelson
- Despite Warrior of the Lost World being produced as the first episode of the season, Hercules was actually shown first.
- "Yarbles and Yarlblockers!"
Quoted by the Geeks in the first 20 minutes of the movie; a throwback to Stanley Kubrick's film adaptation of Anthony Burgess' iconic dystopian novel A Clockwork Orange.
- "Hey! Hangar 18!"
VERY old callback to the KTMA "Season Zero" days of Mystery Science Theater; to which one of the movies Joel and the bots riffed was Hangar 18.
- "Music by Hawkwind!"
Hawkwind is a British progressive rock band. Crow then proceeds to name several other prog-rock/new wave/synth pop bands from the time period.
- "Warrior of the Lost World (much better than the) Finder of the Lost Loves..."
Sung to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart by progressive rock band Yes. The reference to Finder of Lost Loves is a callback to Space Travelers, where Crow constantly confused James Franciscus for Tony Franciosa.
- "Tova Borgnine! NO!"
- "Tom Cruise! Days of Thunder!"
- "The High Plains Loser!"
High Plains Drifter is a 1973 Western film starring Clint Eastwood.
- "Hey, where you goin'?" "Nowhere in particular." "Man, I wish I was you."
A snippet of dialogue from Then Came Bronson, a very short-lived TV series from 1969-1970.
- "It's on this straightaway that Fittipalldi should be able to gain some ground on the leaders."
Crow is imitating Jackie Stewart, famous for calling auto races on TV.
- "Watch out for the squibs!"
A squib is a type of explosive charge used to simulate gunshots in movies.
- "Mr. Busey, look out-"
Actor Gary Busey suffered severe head injuries in a motorcycle accident in the late 1980s.
- "And now, Edie Sedgwick goes on the road!"
- "Oh, no- cops!"
- "Stiv Bators?!"
- "Richard Hell?!"
Richard Hell was also a punk pioneer.
- "Hangar 18!"
- "Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma Caligula!"
- "It's Bicycle Repairman!"
"Bicycle Repairman" was a sketch from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" about a town where everyone dressed like Superman and the local superhero was a bicycle repairman.
- "He's got Laurie Anderson in there!"
Laurie Anderson is a soft-spoken musician and performance artist.
- "...and the new movie by Louis Malle."
Louis Malle was a French film director.
- "Sure, we all do!"
- "Was the prop man Jim Stafford?" "I really don't like spiders and snakes!"
- "We're a rocker arm assembly, and we don't like dirt!"
Taken from the lyrics to the Mobil gas "Rocker Arm Assembly" song.
- "It's no party." "It's no disco."
- "I'm the guy with the snake on my face!"
- "This is like a really weird production of 'The Bacchae'."
- "Now they're in Cabrini Green!"
Cabrini Green was a (now-demolished) Chicago public housing project famous for crime, poverty and gang violence.
- "Video killed the Radio Star!"
- "It's the Forbin Project!"
A reference to the 1970 sci-fi movie Colossus: The Forbin Project.
- "This is starting to look more and more like an Obsession ad."
A reference to commercials for Calvin Klein's fragrance Obsession, which were frequently mocked for their art film-like pretentiousness.
- "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life."
- "Jimmy Carter: Missing in Action!"
- "Jimmy Carter IS The Enforcer!"
- "Here are TWO unsuccessful insurance salesmen."
A reference to a skit from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen are thrown from a tall building.
- "Jerry Mahoney! Knucklehead Smiff! Oh the ventriloquy!"
In reference to the two dummies falling from the tower: Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smiff were two famous dummies used by ventriloquist Paul Winchell in the 50s and 60s. 'Oh the ventriloquy!' is most likely a riff on the famous 'Oh the humanity!' line uttered by radio journalist Herbert Morrison during his eyewitness broadcast of the crash of the Hindenburg zeppelin in 1937.
- "Kill da wabbit..."
A line sung by Elmer Fudd to the tune of Richard Wagner's 'Ride of the Valkyries' in the 1957 cartoon What's Opera, Doc?. Its use in the helicopter chase scene is a nod to Apocalypse Now in which a fleet of helicopters plays 'Ride of the Valkyries' on loudspeaker while attacking.
- "You should have done that to stagflation !"
A term formed from a combination of the words "stagnation" and "inflation", often used to describe the US's economic situation during the Carter administration.
- "Looks kinda like 'Any Which Way But Loose'." "Or 'Any Which Way You Can'."
A reference to Every Which Way But Loose and its sequel Any Which Way You Can, two comedy films starring Clint Eastwood. At the end of Every Which Way But Loose, Eastwood fights another man in a sequence shot with similarly jerky hand-held camera cinematography. Warrior of the Lost World director David Worth was also the Director of Photography for Any Which Way You Can.
- "It's Ike and Tina!"
Ike and Tina Turner were an R&B duo in the 60s and 70s. They were married and were known for vicious domestic violence incidents. The woman in the fight scene has wild hair resembling Tina's.
- "Don't you have to get to the 'Under the Rainbow' set?"
Under the Rainbow was a 1981 movie that involved Munchkin auditions for The Wizard of Oz.
- "He's beating up Julian Bond!"
- "Cleopatra Jones!"
Cleopatra Jones was a 1973 blaxploitation movie.
- "Got some Divine on me!"
A comment on an extra's resemblance to the late female impersonator Divine.
- "Here at DeVry Institute..."
DeVry University, formerly known as the DeVry Institute, is a nationwide chain of adult-education centers.
- "Oh sick, he's turning her into Charlie Callas!"
Charlie Callas was a popular comedian during the 1970s, and was known for nervously chattering and making odd noises as part of his act.
- "What are we fighting for?" "Don't tell me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Vietnam"i
Lines fromt he song "I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag" by Country Joe and the Fish .
- "That guy's buying lunch at the Automat."
The Automat was a type of self-service restaurant that was popular during the first half of the 20th century.
- "That always happens at the Bus Rodeo, with old time bus driver, Billy Slater."
A callback to Junior Rodeo Daredevils.
- "Benazir Bhutto!"
Benazir Bhutto was the first female prime minister of Pakistan.
- "My friends call me Tania!"
- Shot Your Father, I did
Callback to Mr. B Natural. "Knew your father, I did," is one of many creepy lines uttered by Mr. B.
- "Have you ever worked with Killdozer?"
- "Oh, man, he's just been shot by the Split Enz!"
Split Enz were a pop/new-wave band from New Zealand, perhaps best known in the USA for their song/video I Got You. The band wore colorful goofy outfits, and 'artsy' hair and makeup. Lead singer Tim Finn is also mentioned in passing in The She-Creature.
- "That Girl forever. Marlo! Marlo! Oh Donald!"
That Girl was a 1960s sitcom starring Marlo Thomas, she frequently exclaimed "Oh Donald!".
- Crow briefly references the title I Accuse My Parents despite it not having yet aired at the time.
- "Any fruit to declare?" "ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!"
At the time the episode aired, California was in the middle of another medfly crisis, leading to forceful quarantines of fruit out of infected areas.
- Commerically released on DVD by Shout Factory in December 2009. It was released under the title of Volume 16 along with the episodes The Corpse Vanishes,Santa Claus, and Night of the Blood Beast. The DVD features an interview with director David Worth, who discusses the making of the film, along with a few production stills.
|preceded by: Season 4||MST3K Season 5||followed by: Season 6|
|1993 - 1994|
|501||Warrior of the Lost World||1993-07-24||509||The Girl in Lovers Lane||1993-09-18||517||Beginning of the End||1993-11-25|
|502||Hercules||1993-07-17||510||The Painted Hills||1993-09-26||518||The Atomic Brain||1993-12-04|
|504||Secret Agent Super Dragon||1993-08-07||512||Mitchell||1993-10-23||520||Radar Secret Service||1993-12-18|
|505||The Magic Voyage of Sinbad||1993-08-14||513||The Brain That Wouldn't Die||1993-10-30||521||Santa Claus||1993-12-24|
|506||Eegah||1993-08-28||514||Teen-Age Strangler||1993-11-07||522||Teen-Age Crime Wave||1994-01-15|
|507||I Accuse My Parents||1993-09-04||515||The Wild Wild World of Batwoman||1993-11-13||523||Village of the Giants||1994-01-22|
|508||Operation Double 007||1993-09-11||516||Alien from L.A.||1993-11-20||524||12 to the Moon||1994-02-05|