Tubular Boobular Joy
From MST3K
Lyrics
[On the Satellite: Mike & 'Bots dressed like Vaudeville showmen]
TOM: Say fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, i'n't there?
MIKE: There sure is!
CROW: Yet despite all the acres of flesh in this film, I just can't come up with a word that describes it.
TOM: Well I can!
MIKE: You can?
TOM: Why sure. [starts singing]
It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular fun!
MIKE: Fleshical-orbital moundular-scoopular?
TOM: Right-o, that's the one!
CROW: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?
TOM: Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
Mastokafleshular right!
ALL: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy,
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball,
CROW: The most bunular-funular,
MIKE: Fruit-of-the-loomular,
CROW: Frenchical-tongular,
TOM: Wabitaboobular,
MIKE & CROW: [slowly while Tom sings next lines]
Movie of them all!
TOM: Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
Chestaka-orbital, smorgastiboobular,
Tushita-ticular ball!
ALL: Hey!
[Gypsy enters]
GYPSY: Hey guys, how's the movie?
ALL: [singing again]
Oh, it's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular --
MIKE: Oh, man, we got movie sign!
