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Tubular Boobular Joy is a song featured in the episode Outlaw, in which Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot perform a Vaudeville musical number proclaiming their appreciation for the wonders of naked flesh.


(On the Satellite of Love, Mike and the Bots are dressed like Vaudeville showmen)
Tom Servo: Say fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, i'n't there?
Mike: There sure is!
Crow: Yet despite all the acres of flesh in this film, I just can't come up with a word that describes it.
Servo: Well, I can!
Mike: You can?
Servo: Why, sure! (starts singing)



Servo: It's breasticaboobical, chesticamammical,
Pendular, globular fun!
Mike: Fleshical-orbalal moundular-scoopular?
Servo: Right-o, that's the one!
Crow: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?
Servo: Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical,
Masticafleshular right!
All: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, tubular, boobular joy,
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball,
Crow: The most bunular-funular,
Mike: Fruit-of-the-loomular,
Crow: Frenchical-tongular,
Servo: Wabitaboobular,
Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular,
Chestica-orbical, smorgastiboobular,
Tushibuttcheekular ball!
Mike and Crow: (slowly while Servo sings the above lyrics) Movie of them all!
All: HEY!!!
Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "Killer Shrew" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is On Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "Great Space Circus" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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