|“||If you can see a person's eye boogers, you're too close.||”|
|821 - Time Chasers|
|Air Date||November 22, 1997|
|Movie Director||David Giancola|
|Cast|| Matthew Bruch|
|Preceded by||820 - Space Mutiny|
|Followed by||822 - Overdrawn at the Memory Bank|
Nick Miller (Matthew Bruch) creates a time machine out of an airplane and a Commodore 64 and shows it to his friends by taking them 50 years into the future. Nick sells the technology to Gen-Corp, a high-tech firm run by J.K. Robertson (George Woodard) (whose office looks like it is in the mezzanine of a shopping mall or library). Robertson however, to little suprise, turns out to be Evil and uses the time machine to plunder the future. With the lives of himself and his friends at stake, Nick needs to use his time machine to travel a week back in time and convince himself not to give the demo to Robertson. 
It helps if you think of the movie as Back to the Future II, but with a twenty seven dollar budget.
Playing the part of Biff is Gen Corp. There is no Doc, the Delorean is a Piper Cub, and Marty McFly is a guy with a chin butt, a bad haircut and too much pink.
In fact, there's just too much pink altogether.
Also, this may in fact be the only movie in the world where a K-car plays a substantial role.
- Director David Giancola was only 20 years old when he shot this movie with a miniscule budget of $150,000. The licensing fees paid by Best Brains for its use in this episode helped pull the original movie out of the red.
- The movie also goes by the name, "Tangents" 
- According to David Giancola, Castleton College provided several free t-shirts for the film with the idea that they would be hot sellers after being featured in a movie. The demand for the t-shirts didn't come until a few years later, when the film premiered on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
- J.K. Robertson's office is actually the foyer of a local opera house. 
- Crow's comment that a minor character (played by Vicky A. Bourn) looks like Friends cast member Lisa Kudrow was mistakenly accepted as fact by many MSTies, and Kudrow was listed in the film's cast on the Internet Movie Database for several years. 
- As Nick and Lisa are walking in an alley in dystopian future Vermont, you'll see some nearly-destroyed posters attached to the wall. One of them is for Back to the Future! Nick also has a picture of Marty, Doc and Clara from the third movie's poster art in his house. It's in front of a window in his computer room.
- The Time Chasers cast and crew had a reunion party to view the premiere of the MST3K episode. While some knew what to expect, some were not pleased at the "savaging" of the original film. Opinions differ, as some took to offense, while some "drank too much beer".
- If you're interested, you can visit Mr. Giancola’s Edgewood Studios website here.
- David Giancola said that Best Brains planned to use Peter Harrington, who played Matthew Paul in the film, in a cameo role, but Harrington's schedule didn't allow for this to happen.
- The movie receives a 3.5/5 star rating in the Video Movie Guide, making it one of the highest-rated MST3K films. And it won a Gold Award at the Houston International Film Festival in 1994.
Segment One: Tom sends Crow back in time to convince Mike not to take temp jobs in order to make his life better. The blonde, irresponsible slacker Mike of the past proves difficult to reason with.
Segment Two: Crow returns and finds Mike's abusive brother Eddie (also played by Michael J. Nelson) there instead. Servo has now become Eddie's nervous Yes-Man and ashtray. He says that Mike's band ("Sex Factory") was actually doing very well, when Mike got hit in the head, by a girl fan's big hotel room key, and died. Says he got that job since that 'sleepy eyed guy left.'Segment Three: Crow returns to the past and convinces Crow not to go through with his plan.
End: Crow wants Mike to say 'Gilligans Island', but backfires. Mike chats up Pearl again, and realises that another Crow is in 80s Wisconsin, working at the cheese factory he used to work at.
Stinger: "Matt, it's time for you decide if you're gonna be one of my team players or not."
Quotes & References
Crow: I thought Night Court was on.
Night Court was a popular show from the 1980s - early 1990s about an urban city judge and the comedic cases he encounters.
Mike: Co-starring Bruce Springsteen's little brother, Wayne.
The actor shown very closely resembles a young version of New Jersey rock musician, Bruce Springsteen.
Mike: We could send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne.
Charlemagne was the first Christian king of the Western world and ruled until 814; Bob Saget is a modern day comedian known for starring in Full House and telling very dirty jokes during his comedy routine.
Servo (singing): "When you get caught between the moon and New York City"
A (butchered) lyric from "Arthur's Theme," from the 1981 film Arthur, starring Dudley Moore.
(A blonde, overweight extra is seen pacing in the background.)
Crow: I see Drew Carey's nemesis Mimi survived the Apocalypse!
Mimi Bobeck was a character from The Drew Carey Show, known for wearing colorful dresses and making cheap shots at Drew's weight.
Servo: You're gonna give me all your Soylent Green, man!
Soylent Green was a popular dystopian film of the early 1970s, starring Charlton Heston.
Crow: Michael Moore in 30 years!
Michael Moore is a famous (if not infamous) film director whose controversial documentaries includes Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 911.
Servo: What, is this "Ironweed" all of a sudden?
Ironweed was a 1987 award-winning film starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep.
(Camera pans to a large, bearded Minuteman soldier.)"Dr. Demento, Patriot."
Barret "Dr. Demento" Hansen is a radio host known for playing funny or silly songs on his show The Dr. Demento Show.
Tom: "Avante and quit my sight, young executive"
Parody of quote from Shakespeare's Macbeth
(A man rides on a horse, directing soldiers.)
A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
A quote from Shakespeare's Richard III.
(Nick is trying to foil Robertson's attempts to jump back to the present inside the transport.)
Nick: You wanna fly!? Let's fly!
Crow: I gotta million of em,' hot-cha-cha-cha!
A parody of the vocal stylings of the late actor Jimmy Durante.
(Nick is steadily taking his time climbing down from a tree that the transport crashed into.)
Crow: He's climbing an Ent!
Mike: Ommm, hum, get off me.
A reference to Treebeard and the race of Ents from Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy.
- Commercially released on DVD by Rhino Entertainment in March 2004 as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 5, a 4-DVD set with Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues…, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders and The Touch of Satan. The DVD features an introduction with Michael J. Nelson recorded especially for this release.
|preceded by: Season 7||MST3K Season 8||followed by: Season 9|
|801||Revenge of the Creature||1997-02-01||809||I Was a Teenage Werewolf||1997-04-19||817||The Horror of Party Beach||1997-08-16|
|802||The Leech Woman||1997-02-08||810||The Giant Spider Invasion||1997-05-31||818||Devil Doll||1997-10-04|
|803||The Mole People||1997-02-15||811||Parts: The Clonus Horror||1997-06-07||819||Invasion of the Neptune Men||1997-10-11|
|804||The Deadly Mantis||1997-02-22||812||The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies||1997-06-14||820||Space Mutiny||1997-11-07|
|805||The Thing That Couldn't Die||1997-03-01||813||Jack Frost||1997-07-12||821||Time Chasers||1997-11-22|
|806||The Undead||1997-03-08||814||Riding with Death||1997-07-19||822||Overdrawn at the Memory Bank||1997-12-06|
|807||Terror from the Year 5000||1997-03-15||815||Agent for H.A.R.M.||1997-08-02|
|808||The She-Creature||1997-04-05||816||Prince of Space||1997-08-16|