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Waffle song

The Waffle Song, also known as Waffles, We Love You!, is a song from the episode The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent.


[On the satellite:]

CROW & TOM: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!

JOEL: Join us, everybody! Come on, Cambot, give me tripleberry!

[music starts]

W is for the many ways that you're served

CROW: A is for the admiration you deserve

GYPSY: F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!

TOM: And F is for the flavor that is second ta none!

JOEL: L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!

ALL: E is for eggs--Oh Baby!

TOM: Triple time!

ALL: Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do

Lovely waffles we love--

GYPSY: Send me up another please!

ALL: Oh, waffles we love--

TOM: Top mine off with runny cheese!

ALL: Waffles we love--

CROW: Chili waffles suit me fine!

ALL: Waffles we love--

JOEL: Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?

ALL: Waaaaaaaffffles, wee love youuuu!

JOEL: Whadda ya think, sirs?

[In Deep 13:]

DR. FORRESTER: Let's face it, sticky fingers, waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup. Heh heh heh heh!

[On the satellite:]


JOEL: They are not!

CROW: Hey! You watch your mouth about waffles!

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