The Waffle Song
From MST3K
The Waffle Song, also known as Waffles, We Love You!, is a song from the episode The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent.
Lyrics
[On the satellite:]
CROW & TOM: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
JOEL: Join us, everybody! Come on, Cambot, give me tripleberry!
[music starts]
W is for the many ways that you're served
CROW: A is for the admiration you deserve
GYPSY: F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!
TOM: And F is for the flavor that is second ta none!
JOEL: L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!
ALL: E is for eggs--Oh Baby!
TOM: Triple time!
ALL: Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do
Lovely waffles we love--
GYPSY: Send me up another please!
ALL: Oh, waffles we love--
TOM: Top mine off with runny cheese!
ALL: Waffles we love--
CROW: Chili waffles suit me fine!
ALL: Waffles we love--
JOEL: Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?
ALL: Waaaaaaaffffles, wee love youuuu!
JOEL: Whadda ya think, sirs?
[In Deep 13:]
DR. FORRESTER: Let's face it, sticky fingers, waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup. Heh heh heh heh!
[On the satellite:]
ALL: WHAT?!
JOEL: They are not!
CROW: Hey! You watch your mouth about waffles!
