|The Thing That Couldn't Die|
|Air Date||March 1, 1997|
|Movie Director||Will Cowan|
|Cast|| William Reynolds|
|Preceded by||804 - The Deadly Mantis|
|Followed by||806 - The Undead|
A young woman resides on a ranch with her avaricious Aunt Flavia and two hired hands, one of whom is mentally challenged. The ranch, such as it is, takes in guests. Who pay. To stay there. For some reason that eludes human comprehension.
Jessica (the young woman) apparently has psychic abilities, for she can cause branches to fall on people when she becomes angry and also determine the location of missing objects. When she sets out to find water with a divining rod, she instead ends up with a 400-year old chest that (it turns out) contains a human head, alive and in league with Sean Hannity. I mean, Satan.
When the chest is opened in secret by the ranch hands, the head takes command of one of them and the killing begins. Next, a female guest is taken control of, which leads to Jessica herself falling prey. The other ranch dwellers locate the buried body that goes with the head, and it is brought to the ranch house.
Eventually, with Jessica's aid, head and body are reunited; the creature is re-animaed and is thirsty for human blood. What will happen now?
- Not to be confused with The Brain That Wouldn't Die.
- The opening credits and several scenes reused the music from the opening credits of This Island Earth.
- Of the 101 films made by director Will Cowan, this was the only feature - all of the rest were shorts. This was also the last film he directed.
- Prologue Tom Servo unveils his newest art show, "Crow: A Thousand Years of Tyranny". As the name indicates, it's less than flattering. Crow is ironically paying for the whole thing and is a bit concerned about the negativity...until clowns on velvet are mentioned.
- Segment 1 Servo ignores the clowns in his new painting; kittens in a meat grinder is more suitable for Crow. Then, Gypsy alerts them that the Satellite of Love is caught in a tractor beam that drags them to a new planet and creates a temporary Tom Twin. They are now in orbit around the planet of The Observers, which is now also the abode of Pearl and Bobo. The Observers want to observe her experiment and have set their guests up with nice accommodations. The Observers then secretly discuss their plans to dissect and display Pearl and Bobo in their museum.
- Segment 2 One of the Observers is now on the SOL to observe in person. He annoys and insults the hell out of them, so they eject him from the ship, sans brain.
- Segment 3 The gang plays Risk until they are interrupted by Finnegan, teleported from Mike's memory via the Observers. Except Mike doesn't know the utterly annoying Irish geek, who beats him up. Crow wants Mike to think of Adrienne Barbeau; Mike mishears him and thinks of Roman Emperor Hadrian, who beats him up. He finally thinks of Ms. Barbeau, who, um, beats him up.
- Segment 4 Crow debuts his new documentary, Crow T. Robot's Bram Stoker's The Civil War. Per most of Crow's reports and documentaries, his facts are far from straight and the credits are longer than the documentary.
- Final Segment Servo and Mike plot to scare Crow out of his mind by using Servo's disembodied head. The wig gives way as Mike thrusts the head forward; repairs ensue. Pearl goes to bed, haranguing the Observers and Bobo the whole time.
- Stinger The Observers offer you their brains.
- Observers: Michael J. Nelson, Paul Chaplin, Bill Corbett
- Finnegan: Paul Chaplin
- Hadrian: Kevin Murphy
- Adrienne Barbeau: Bridget Jones
- Unusual credits: Pearl snores through the credits.
Quotes & References
- "THE BIG VALLEY!"
The Big Valley was a Western TV series from the late 1960s.
- "Plug it in Joe!"
- The tune Servo sings periodically when Jessica is mentioned is "Jessica," an instrumental song by the Allman Brothers Band.
- (The title "THE THING THAT COULDN'T DIE" shows on the screen.) Servo:"The Strom Thurmond Story!"
- Strom Thurmond (1902-2003) was the U.S. Senator from South Carolina 1954 to April 1956 and from November 1956 to January 2003. At the time of this episode, he was the oldest and longest-serving senator in the U.S. Senate.
- "They've beamed onto the planet O.K. Corral!"
- A reference to the Star Trek episode Spectre of the Gun, in which Kirk trespasses on the territory of the Melkotians and he, Spock, Dr. McCoy, Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott and navigator Pavel Chekhov are imprisoned in an illusion of Tombstone, Arizona on the day that the Earps and Doc Holliday shot the Clanton gang at the O.K. Corral.
- "Looks like somebody's mama let him grow up to be a cowboy...let him play guitars and drive them old trucks, didn't let him be doctors and lawyers and such."
- Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys is a country song made famous by Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson. Servo effectively quoted the first stanza, which goes:
- Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
- Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
- Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
- "Squeaky, we gotta leave, come on!"
- Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme was a member of the Manson family and attempted to kill President Gerald Ford.
- "This is an early version of The Milagro Beanfield War."
- The Milagro Beanfield War is a 1988 film based on a novel of the same name. It's strongly concerned with farming and water rights.
- Why can't I just bend spoons with my mind like everyone else?
- Spoon bending is a common trick in stage magic. Since the 1970s, it's become strongly identified as a common way for alleged psychics to prove that their powers exist.
- "Sonny Corleone, dude."
- Mike is talking, not about the 1990s slang term "dude", but about "dudes" as in "dude ranch"--city folk coming to the country to play at being cowboys for a while. William Reynolds, the actor who played Gordon, the character mentioned above, did look a bit Italian and performed many authority roles, though usually as a cop or secret agent rather than the violent son of a Mafia don.
- "It looks medieval!" "...on yo' ass!"
A reference to a line spoken by Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction.
- "There's a bright yellow stain on my back-brace...", "Poor Jud is daid", etc.
References to songs from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Oklahoma!
- "Old timer Billy Slater is doin' three years community service."
- "Can we scare you to death?"
- A reference to the 1971 horror movie Let's Scare Jessica to Death.
- "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"
A quote from a 1970s margarine commercial.
- ("We'll bury the body where none will ever find it.") "... Under Larry Wilcox's career!"
- "I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie....and I was the 'Star' of that movie...."
- "Have you ever seen The Children's Hour?"
- "You'll get my gun...when you can pry it out of my cold dead fingers."
Paraphrasing a popular slogan used by the National Rifle Association.
|preceded by: Season 7||MST3K Season 8||followed by: Season 9|
|801||Revenge of the Creature||1997-02-01||809||I Was a Teenage Werewolf||1997-04-19||817||The Horror of Party Beach||1997-08-16|
|802||The Leech Woman||1997-02-08||810||The Giant Spider Invasion||1997-05-31||818||Devil Doll||1997-10-04|
|803||The Mole People||1997-02-15||811||Parts: The Clonus Horror||1997-06-07||819||Invasion of the Neptune Men||1997-10-11|
|804||The Deadly Mantis||1997-02-22||812||The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies||1997-06-14||820||Space Mutiny||1997-11-07|
|805||The Thing That Couldn't Die||1997-03-01||813||Jack Frost||1997-07-12||821||Time Chasers||1997-11-22|
|806||The Undead||1997-03-08||814||Riding with Death||1997-07-19||822||Overdrawn at the Memory Bank||1997-12-06|
|807||Terror from the Year 5000||1997-03-15||815||Agent for H.A.R.M.||1997-08-02|
|808||The She-Creature||1997-04-05||816||Prince of Space||1997-08-16|