|“|| Does anybody know a song about stock footage that can get us through this? |
Yeah, I know a song about stock footage, it goes like this, "Da da da da da, EAT IT MOVIE!!!
|— Crow and Tom|
|612 - The Starfighters|
|Air Date||October 29, 1994|
|Movie Director||Will Zens|
|Cast||Robert Dornan, Richard Jordahl, Richard Masters|
|Preceded by||611 - Last of the Wild Horses|
|Followed by||613 - The Sinister Urge|
A movie about planes that, sadly, also has actors in it. Refueling is prominently featured. This movie is viewed as the most uneventful movie they've ever had to watch. Ostensibly, the film is supposed to be about the day-to-day lives of men training to fly state-of-the-art jet fighters (for the time, at least), and on that level one could argue it succeeds, somewhat. As a film intended for the amusement and entertainment of an audience, it falls dramatically short. A surreal sub-plot involves Lt. Witkowski's father (a Congressman) constantly harassing him while on duty and offering to pull political strings to get him transfered to a safer part of the Air Force and there is also what loosely passes for a 'romance' (Witkowski is introduced to a random woman who lives near the training base and nature takes its course, apparently). An attempt at drama is made by introducing the suspense of a crash, but as this is done almost entirely off-screen it has little impact on the story. Ultimately, as viewers will soon discover, the film is weighted in favor of showing you that sweet, sweet stock footage.
- Robert Dornan, who plays young Lt. John Witkowski, is the former congressman from California who unsuccessfully vied for the 1996 Republican nomination for President, then lost his House seat in a hotly contested race the same year, losing by less than a thousand votes.
Prologue: With his seriously impressive (by 1994 standards) computer, Crow attempts to access the wonder that is the information superhighway using state of the art (by 1994 standards) dial-up. When his talked up tech skills crumble when he's unable to connect, Mike and Tom have to restrain him from smashing the computer/himself.
Segment One: As Crow suffers through the queue waiting for technical support, the Mads attempt to introduce their new cranial ports, but are enticed by Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce, until they discover that the SOL crew has misrepresented its claimed boldness.
Segment Two: Inspired by the film, Crow and Tom reenact the spectacle that is... "refueling". Unfortunately Crow's on-hold tech support call finally reaches a human in the middle of it and he can't "disengage" in time.
Segment Three: The Bots "debriefing" of Mike is a little too literal.
Segment Four: The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus perform a stirring tribute to flight.
Closing (Segment Five): Crow finally gets to experience the wonder that is the information superhighway, but finds the wonder has been overstated a tad as Mike reads a letter, while the Mads finally get to show off their new cranial ports.
Stinger: Wife's killer elbow teaches Hubby whose boss.
- "Robert Dornan, the Congressman?" "Couldn't they get Rush Limbaugh?"
As noted above, Robert Dornan was indeed a member of the House of Representatives, from California, and had the reputation of being one of the most vocally (or idiotically, depending on your politics) conservative members of Congress.
- "Gotta go, Reagan fired us."
On August 5, 1981, President Ronald Reagan fired 11,345 air traffic controllers who had gone on strike two days previously.
- "It's Budgie the Helicopter!"
- "Here, the Air Force escorts Sununu to a golf game!"
Yet another reference to John H. Sununu's misuse of government planes for personal use.
- "His name is Gein!"
A reference to murderer, cadaver thief, and suspected cannibal Ed Gein of Plainfield, WI.
- "We got a great big convoy, truckin' through the night..."
A line from the C.W. McCall song 'Convoy ', which was an impetus for the C.B. radio craze in the 1970s.
- Poopie (or Poopy) Suits
Poopie Suit is a nickname for a water survival suit. Its nickname stems from the odor that it acquires after extended use. It comes with a neck gasket and does not, by design, breathe. At all.
Also, that really is the nickname for that particular piece of flight gear--not a 'sanitized for Hollywood' version.
- Commercially released on DVD by Rhino in October 2007 as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 12, a 4-DVD set with The Rebel Set, Secret Agent Super Dragon, and Parts: The Clonus Horror.
- The DVD features MST3K Video Jukebox Volume 3.
|preceded by: Season 5||MST3K Season 6||followed by: Season 7|
|1994 - 1995|
|601||Girls Town||1994-07-16||609||The Skydivers||1994-08-27||617||The Sword and the Dragon||1994-12-03|
|602||Invasion USA||1994-07-23||610||The Violent Years||1994-10-15||618||High School Big Shot||1994-12-20|
|603||The Dead Talk Back||1994-07-31||611||Last of the Wild Horses||1994-10-15||619||Red Zone Cuba||1994-12-17|
|604||Zombie Nightmare||1994-11-24||612||The Starfighters||1994-10-29||620||Danger!! Death Ray||1995-01-07|
|605||Colossus and the Headhunters||1994-08-20||613||The Sinister Urge||1994-11-05||621||The Beast of Yucca Flats||1995-01-21|
|606||The Creeping Terror||1994-09-17||614||San Francisco International||1994-11-19||622||Angels Revenge||1995-03-11|
|607||Bloodlust||1994-09-03||615||Kitten with a Whip||1994-11-23||623||The Amazing Transparent Man||1995-03-18|
|608||Code Name: Diamond Head||1994-10-01||616||Racket Girls||1994-11-26||624||Samson vs. the Vampire Women||1995-03-25|