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411 - The Magic Sword
Air Date August 29, 1992
AKA St. George and the Dragon;
St. George and the Seven Curses;
The Seven Curses of Lodac
Movie Director Bert I. Gordon
Year 1962
Cast Basil Rathbone, Estelle Winwood, Gary Lockwood, Anne Helm, Liam Sullivan, Jack Kosslyn, Merritt Stone
Preceded by 410 - Hercules Against the Moon Men
Followed by 412 - Hercules and the Captive Women

The Movie


The evil sorcerer Lodac (Basil Rathbone) captures Princess Helene (Anne Helm) and whisks her off to his castle where he plans to feed her to his pet dragon as revenge for some long-ago incident. Young George (Gary Lockwood) has been enamored of Helene from afar. Aided by a magic sword, horse, suit of armor and six knights given to him by his sorceress stepmother (Estelle Winwood), he sets off to save her. However, he must travel with Sir Branton (Liam Sullivan), who also has romantic aspirations for the Princess and who is not quite what he seems to be. Together the knights must face Lodac's seven curses and liberate the Princess. [1]


Richard Kiel makes an uncredited appearance as "Pinhead." [2]

The Episode

Host Segments

Prologue: Joel is a cheesy caricature artist. Gypsy is disgusted, because he draws her nude. Of course, as he points out, all of the Bots are nude.

Segment One (Invention Exchange): The Bots criticize Joel's charactures. Joel shows off his Big Gulp Berets, an arty take on the beer can caps popular in trailer parks everyhwere. Frank demos the Mads' Designer Biohazard Absorbent Throw Pillows with a cute skit. Alas, he gets some biohazard material on him in the process.

Segment Two: The SOL crew puts on a commercial for Rathbone's Doggie Biscuits, with Crow and Servo as the dogs and Joel as their trainer.

Segment Three: Joel and the Bots don medieval apparel for a festive medival pagent. Crow is a knight, Gypsy is a lady-in-waiting (who doubles as a unicorn), and Joel is a happy king. Alas, Tom the serf wants to be too historically accurate and wrecks the whole thing.

Segment Four: Crow has become enamoured of Estelle Winwood. As he sings about his newfound love, Tom, mockingly, and Joel, supportively, sing along.

Segment Five: Joel and the Bots, in the vein of George Carlin, discuss different words you can’t say on TV. They read a letter. In Deep 13, Frank really has been exposed to way too much biohazardous material.

Stinger: The witch's two-headed assistant looks on in confusion.

Obscure References

  • "Answer unclear, ask again later."
One of the oh-so specific and helpful answers you'd get from a Magic 8-Ball toy.
  • "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
Gary Lockwood starred in 2001: A Space Odyssey, so this is a particularly delightful riff.
  • "You ain't woman enough to take my man!"
A quote from the Loretta Lynn song "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man".
  • "You'll risk the Seven Curses?" "I love that Carlin bit!"
Comedian George Carlin did a famous routine revolving around seven profane words whose use on television is forbidden by the FCC.
  • "She has more stories about her relatives than Gabe Kaplan."
Gabe Kaplan played Mr. Kotter in Welcome Back, Kotter. At the end of each episode, he would tell a joke involving one of his relatives.
  • "Teddy Ruxpin, NO!!!"
Teddy Ruxpin was a popular toy of the 1980s, a teddy bear that "talked" with the aid of special audio cassettes.
  • "The Mists of Avalon!"
The Mists of Avalon is a novel by Marion Zimmer Bradley.
  • "I just realized we're in 'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken'!"
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken was a 1966 movie starring Don Knotts.
  • "It's becoming the Green Ghost game."
Green Ghost was a glow-in-the-dark board game from the 1960s.
  • "Bad Zippy! No!"
A reference to the comic strip Zippy the Pinhead.
  • "The burning! The itching! Try Cruex!"
Cruex is a brand of jock itch spray.
  • "Drizzil Drazzil Drozzil Drone, time for these two to come home!"
Joel is quoting Mr. Wizard from the Tudor Turtle cartoons, from the show King Leonardo and his Short Subjects.
  • "The secret compartment of the ring I fill with a Proton Super Energy Pill!"
Joel messed it up a bit; a "Proton Energy Pill" (PEP) is one of Roger Ramjet's accessories.
  • "The year of the cat..."
A quote from the Al Stewart song "Year of the Cat".
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