The Jet Jaguar Song
From MST3K
"The Jet Jaguar Song: The Brains Translation" is a song from the episode, Godzilla vs. Megalon. The song was redone as a clip from the movie, no theater seats were there. Through the lyrics were Japanese, the Brains translate it in their own way.
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Brains Translation
HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR !
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK !
WHO'S THERE ?
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY
YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH !
DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MAN
Real Lyrics
Japanese version
Hito ga tsukutta robotto da kedo,
Jetto Jagaa, Jetto Jagaa,
Yatta, Jetto Jagaa
Yuke, yuke, heiwa o mamoru tame,
Minna mo odoroku yuuki wo miseru
Gojira to Jagaa de panchi, panchi, panchi
Nakuna, bokura mo ganbarou
English
You're a robot made by humans, but
Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar,
You did it, Jet Jaguar
Go, go to protect peace
We are all surprised at the courage you show
Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch
Don't cry, let's do our best
