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The Janitor Song is from the episode, Teen-Age Strangler.


Mike: The bell has rung

School is out

The kids have all gone home

All I do is sweep and pout

I'm left here all alone

I make sure the hallways are gleaming

I keep all the garbage at bay

But inside my heart will be screaming

How did I end up this way?

I'm a janitor! A janitor!

I clean up the puke at your school

A large fistfull of sawdust

Is my essential tool

I'm a janitor! A janitor!

I start work early each morn

I have a drinking problem

and a large collection of porn!

I'm a janitor! A janitor! I'm looked on as kind of a leech

But at least I get more respect than

the ones who have to teach!

Bots: He's a janitor! A janitor! Please don't sell him short

If you get him too mad

Mike: I'll show you my disgusting wart!

Bots: Ugghh! Yechh!

He's a janitor! A janitor!

Mike: Yeah, I'm a janitor! You got a problem with that?

Bots: He just needs to be loved and respected

He once dated Josephine the Plumber

Mike: And guess what? Yeah, I was rejected

Bots: Go figure!

He's a janitor! A janitor!

Mike: Yeah, I'm a janitor!

Bots: We both think he's pretty keen

I hope you liked our presentation

And now, back to Deep 13!

Tom: (falsetto) What do you think, sirs?

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