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One scene during a montage of clips during "The Greatest Frank of All."

The Greatest Frank of All is a song about Frank leaving from the episode Village of the Giants.


[On the Satellite:]

MIKE: Hey hey hey guys. Look, I bet that's Frank.

[Hexfield shows Frank in closet]

FRANK: Hi Mike. Hi 'Bots. I just called to say goodbye. You guys have been the best victims a fella could ever want. (Gulp) Thanks.

MIKE: Aw, Frank. We'll miss you too, but we'll always remember the good times.

CROW: In fact, we have remembered the good times. Cambot helped us. Hit it. [music starts] TV's Frank, this one's for you.

MIKE: It's goin' out to a very special friend.

[Shots of Frank from previous episodes shown throughout]

Frank, the sun never shone upon our love before,

Until there was Frank.

CROW: Eyuck-geuu from me to you

Sweet floppy Frank

We've had a lifetime of Frank.

MIKE: Endless Frank will always flow

For all we know.

TOM: For all we know.

Right from the first day

I knew your name

I never knew love was the same.

MIKE: Never knew love was the same.

TOM: Hopin' to find

Sweet Frank on the line,

Nothin' but sweet lovin' Frank.

CROW: [simultaneously with Mike's next line] Cause it's Frank

MIKE: Cause it's knowin' that love

Could be Frank if only

The sun and the moon

Would collide to be Frank.

Let me be frank about Frank,

TOM: Let me be frank about Frank.

MIKE: Let me be frank about Frank,

ALL: Cause Frank is the best Frank

That's ever happened to me.

CROW: Please, please don't go.

MIKE: Goodbye, Frank. You were enjoyed.

TOM: Nothing but sweet, loving Frank.

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"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "Killer Shrew" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is On Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "Great Space Circus" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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