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Frank sings

One scene during a montage of clips during "The Greatest Frank of All."

"The Greatest Frank of All" is a song about Frank leaving from the episode Village of the Giants. Not ironically, a season and 1 episode later, Frank Conniff would actually leave the show and the movie featured for the Season 6 finale changed from Episodes 5 & 6 of the 13 episode TV series The Master to Samson vs. The Vampire Women as a tribute.

Lyrics[]

[On the Satellite:]


MIKE: Hey hey hey guys. Look, I bet that's Frank.


[Hexfield shows Frank in closet]


FRANK: Hi Mike. Hi 'Bots. I just called to say goodbye. You guys have been the best victims a fella could ever want. (Gulp) Thanks.


MIKE: Aw, Frank. We'll miss you too, but we'll always remember the good times.


CROW: In fact, we have remembered the good times. Cambot helped us. Hit it. [music starts] TV's Frank, this one's for you.

MIKE: It's goin' out to a very special friend.


[Shots of Frank from previous episodes shown throughout]


Frank, the sun never shone upon our love before,

Until there was Frank.


CROW: Eyuck-geuu from me to you

Sweet floppy Frank

We've had a lifetime of Frank.


MIKE: Endless Frank will always flow

For all we know.


TOM: For all we know.

Right from the first day

I knew your name

I never knew love was the same.


MIKE: Never knew love was the same.


TOM: Hopin' to find

Sweet Frank on the line,

Nothin' but sweet lovin' Frank.


CROW: [simultaneously with Mike's next line] Cause it's Frank


MIKE: Cause it's knowin' that love

Could be Frank if only

The sun and the moon

Would collide to be Frank.

Let me be frank about Frank,


TOM: Let me be frank about Frank.


MIKE: Let me be frank about Frank,


ALL: Cause Frank is the best Frank

That's ever happened to me.


CROW: Please, please don't go.

MIKE: Goodbye, Frank. You were enjoyed.

TOM: Nothing but sweet, loving Frank.

Trivia[]

  • Dr. Forrester sings this song briefly during the final host segment of Season 6 as he laments the death of TV's Frank.



Songs
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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence
Season 1 "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "I Like What I Know About You" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Hired!"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Square Dance" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!: "I'm the Government" / "I'm the Crime Bill" / "Government Gridlock" / "The Foreign Policy Blues" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?"
Season 7 "Phones" • "Leave Bronx"
Season 8 "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • "The Funky Seventies" • "The Gods Jam" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love"
Season 9 "Pumaman" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Season 13 "Perico March" • "Mother Crabber" • "Sing a Song for Jiger" • "Supervillainesses" • "Monster RSVP" • "Hooray for Santa Claus" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
Additional "Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIClowns in the Sky I & IIMST3K: The ReturnSongs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3KThe Complete Clowns in the SkyMST3K Seasons 12 + 13
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