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Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky

"I'm the crime bill! Bang, Bang!"

Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!!! is a song from the episode The Sword and the Dragon. Written by Crow T. Robot as a "topical, satirical review" of the American Government, it is performed on Dr. Clayton Forrester's request to "entertain" a pair of female visitors at Deep 13.

Set-Up

(In Deep 13, The Mads are sitting on the couch and putting comic books in plastic bags)
TV's Frank: Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?
Dr. Forrester: Frank, you're breaking my concentration. I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized in time to tape tonight's episode of TekWars.
Frank: (mumbling) Oh, TekWars is on. That's right.
(doorbell rings)
Dr. Forrester: I wonder who that could be?
Frank: (still mumbling, going to door) ...that's right, I forgot all about TekWars. We'll have to see... Tonight's episode's supposed to-
'(Frank opens the door and is met by two girls)
Bridget: Hi! I'm Bridget and this is my friend Mary Jo. We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12. We're neighbors!
Frank: (running to couch) Ahhh!! Clay, there are girls here! Actual girls!!!
Dr. Forrester: Uh, ah, uh, don't panic! (scans the comic-covered table) Um, there must be some instructions on what to do. Somewhere...
Bridget: (sitting next to Dr. F) Well, we introduced ourselves. Who are you?
Frank: I have lots of comic books. I keep them in plastic bags.
Bridget: Oh, yeah, I, heh, heh...
Mary Jo: We haven't seen the laundry room. Do you know where it is?
Dr. Forrester: Are we on a date? 'Cause it's okay if we're on a date. Uh, Frank and I have been on, uh, with Frank, yeah, uh... (takes comic book from Bridget, sets it down on table)
Frank: (after an awkward silence) Babylon 5 was on last night.
Bridget: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it sure- it was. Well I-
Dr. Forrester: Mike, you've got to help us. We're on a date down here. Could you, uh, provide us with some kind of entertainment?
Bridget: (to camera) Hi.
(On the Satellite of Love)
Crow: It just so happens I've written a topical, satirical review that we call...
All: Supercalafragalistic-expialawacky!!!
(everybody runs and mutters as the song begins)

Lyrics

Mike Nelson: (dressed like Uncle Sam) I'm the government,
I'm the government,
I'm filled with bloats and perks.
I'm the government,
I'm the government,
I'm the reason nothing works.
Tom Servo: (speaking, with dollar bills held in his head) Boy, I tell you, it's not easy bein' the working man, but at least I've earned an honest day's wage and I can-
Mike: Thank you! (takes money out of Servo's head)
Servo: Heeyyy!
Crow: (comes out holding a gun) I'm the crime bill: Bang, Bang!
I'm the crime bill! Bang, Bang!
I get shot at every day.
I'm the crime bill! Bang, Bang!
I'm the crime bill! Bang, Bang!
I'm opposed by the NRA. Bang, Bang! Ack, ahh! (makes dying noises)
Mike: (dressed as a little kid and speaking adorably) Hello Mr. Senator. My daddy's out of work, and he says it's because of the deficit. So I saved some money in my piggy bank, and I'm going to give it to you to lower the deficit. If an 8-year-old kid can save money, how come the government can't?
Servo: Honk honk!
Crow: Beep beep!
Servo and Crow: Government gridlock!
All: Honk honk!
Crow: Beep beep!
All: Government gridlock!
Servo: There's a traffic jam at the Congress intersection,
Crow: But the light is red unless there's an election!
Mike: Government sure can get tacky,
All: It's Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!!!

Aftermath

(Back at Deep 13, The Mads are laughing and clapping, but the girls are running in mortal terror)
Dr. Forrester: Oh, ho ho ho! Ho, ho, was that a funny one. That was a stitch!
Frank: Is nothing sacred you guys?!
Dr. Forrester: Oh, well... Mike, your movie this week is called The Sword and the Dragon. We won't be watching it 'cause, uh, we're on a date.
Frank: Yeah, we're on a...
(both notice the girls have left)
Dr. Forrester: (dejectedly to Frank) Pass me The Punisher...
Frank: Better double bag this.
(On the Satellite)
All: (singing) That's the Foreign Policy Blues! Ha Ha!
(Movie Sign is sounded)
Mike: We got movie sign!
Crow: What about improv?
Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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