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"Stay!" (also known as "Please Stay") is a song performed by Brain Guy, Professor Bobo and Pearl in which Observer attempts to leave Castle Forrester during a break in Experiment #905, but is convinced to stay by his two companion Mads.

Set-up[]

[On the Satellite of Love]
Tom Servo: No! Down! Down, you rabble! Down!
Mike Nelson: Hey, what's wrong Tom?
Tom Servo: Oh, nothing. The whole raising killer bees thing got me going on my own venture here, raising wood ticks for a living. But now they're hungry and I don't know what to feed them.
Crow T. Robot: Hey, Mike! Have you seen my lice farm?
Mike Nelson: Oh, never mind about that. There's something doing down on Earth.

Lyrics[]

[In Castle Forrester]

BRAIN GUY
I am leaving with my buddies
No more smelly dumb gorillas
No more yelling, shrewish women
I must go

I'm departing with my kinsmen
To the planet where I come from
Even if it means destroying
All I know

PEARL and BOBO
Please stay
We are your friends
Though our brains are not in pans

PEARL
Please stay

BOBO
We'll give you juice

PEARL and BOBO
If you'll only take our hands

BOBO
Or take my paw

BRAIN GUY
Can you give me any reason
Why I shouldn't up and leave you?
And blast your silly planet
When I go?

PEARL
There are several million reasons

BOBO
Though there's none that I can think of

PEARL
There are several million reasons

PEARL and BOBO
Here we go

Brain Guy: Okay.

BOBO
There's meat

PEARL
And we've got string

BOBO
And tortillas stuffed with ham

PEARL
If you'll stay [BOBO: If you'll stay]
I'll fold your sheets [BOBO: She'll fold your sheets]

BOBO
If you just stay where you am

BRAIN GUY
All these reasons you have given me
Have totally convinced me
I really can't be going
I must stay

PEARL BRAIN GUY BOBO
The reasons we have given him You've got meat There are sausages and carrots
Have totally convinced him and you've got string (continues rattling off items)
He really can't be going and tortillas
He will stay stuffed with ham!
We have several million reasons If I stay
Why you really can't be leaving She'll fold my sheets
And it's very really truly If I just stay
As you say where I am!
He will stay! I will stay! He will stay!
Banana bread and butter rum and caramel and...


[Brain Guy slams his trunk shut on Bobo's paw.]
Professor Bobo: Aah! My paw! Oh, mommy!
Brain Guy: Sorry...

Conclusion[]

[On the Satellite of Love]
Mike Nelson: That's a nice song, y'know? (singing) He will stay... [Knocks over boxes of lice and wood ticks]
Crow T. Robot: Ah! My Lice!
Tom Servo: My beautiful wood ticks!
Mike Nelson: Oh! Sorry, we got Movie Sign!

Credits[]



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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence
Season 1 "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "I Like What I Know About You" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Hired!"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Square Dance" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!: "I'm the Government" / "I'm the Crime Bill" / "Government Gridlock" / "The Foreign Policy Blues" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?"
Season 7 "Phones" • "Leave Bronx"
Season 8 "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • "The Funky Seventies" • "The Gods Jam" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love"
Season 9 "Pumaman" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Season 13 "Perico March" • "Mother Crabber" • "Sing a Song for Jiger" • "Supervillainesses" • "Monster RSVP" • "Hooray for Santa Claus" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
Additional "Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIClowns in the Sky I & IIMST3K: The ReturnSongs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3KThe Complete Clowns in the SkyMST3K Seasons 12 + 13
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