|614 - San Francisco International|
|Air Date||November 19, 1994|
|MST3K Director||Kevin Murphy|
|AKA||San Francisco International Airport|
|Movie Director||John Llewellyn Moxey|
|Cast|| Pernell Roberts|
|Preceded by||613 - The Sinister Urge|
|Followed by||615 - Kitten with a Whip|
|“||"You know, people are gonna hate you for quite a while after this, Davey."||”|
In this TV-movie, the folks who run a large metropolitan airport handle several crises on the job. Swaggering security chief (Pernell Roberts), who doesn't play by anyone's rules, stages a phony crisis aboard an airplane full of congressmen in order to demonstrate the need for a new runway. Clu Gulager plays head of security for San Mateo County. The two must stop Tab Hunter and his gang from stealing a shipment of newly-printed currency. David Hartman also appears as a pilot whose wife is being held hostage so that Hartman will delay a plane's takeoff long enough for the criminals to remove the money from the cargo hold. And don't forget, they have to keep the planes landing on time!
Subplots include that of a teenage boy with absolutely no flight experience takes to the air in a stolen Ercoupe because his parents (Van Johnson, newspaper columnist extraordinaire, is the dad) are getting a divorce, and a case of mistaken identity between an uptight, diet-gum-chewing bookkeeper and a laid-back "made-for-TV hippie."
Will Pernell get the appropriations for the airport—or be canned for ruffling the wrong feathers? Will the criminals get away with the money? Will mixed-up teenager Davey auger his stolen plane into the bay? Will all the other sub-plots be resolved? Tune in to find out! (and try not to be bored).
- The movie was developed as a pilot for the TV series San Francisco International Airport and aired as a TV-movie on September 29, 1970, before the TV series made its debut as part of NBC's wheel series Four in One around a month later. Despite the movie's underwhelming reviews, the initial six episodes that comprised the series were still ordered and aired as part of said wheel program.
- Actor Russ Conway, perhaps best known to MST3k fans as the Reverend Snow in The Screaming Skull, briefly appears in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it role as the airline mechanic who looks at the "mushy nose wheel."
- As listed above, Pernell Roberts was replaced for the short-lived TV series based on this movie by Lloyd Bridges. Roberts himself would later (though in a different continuity) replace Wayne Rogers in the role of Trapper John McIntyre from MASH in the series Trapper John MD. Rogers was cited in the episode Hercules Against the Moon Men as being the actor who often replaced other actors in their former roles. This would seem to place Lloyd Bridges at the top of a very strange food chain.
Segment One: The Mads are very manly construction workers. Mike and the Bots do the old board slapstick routine.
Segment Two: Mike is Urkel! It's funny!
Segment Three: Mike’s still Urkel! It's still funny.
Segment Four: Urkel is still funny . . . until Torgo shows up.
Segment Five: Mike and the Bots ponder the film and determine that David Hartman is extremely ugly. Letters are read, including one of an image of Crow found in ancient cave etchings. Dr. F’s ears have become hideously large.
Stinger: "My job, my way," smug Pernell Roberts says.
- Jan in the Pan: Mary Jo Pehl
- Huggy Bear: Paul Chaplin
- Rooster: Patrick Brantseg
- Nuveena: Bridget Jones
- Santa Claus: Kevin Murphy
- Pitch: Paul Chaplin
- Torgo: Michael J. Nelson
- “Shut up Iris.” (The Beatniks)
- "Laaaa-da-da-daaaa" (The Starfighters)
- “Megaweapon!” (Warrior of the Lost World)
- Pitch and Santa Claus appear in Deep 13 (Santa Claus)
- Jan in the Pan appears on the Satellite of Love (The Brain That Wouldn't Die)
- Torgo appears in Deep 13 (Manos: The Hands of Fate)
- "And that's the truth - pffft!"
Catch-phrase of the young girl character "Edith Ann" played by comedian/actress Lily Tomlin. She intially appeared on the TV series Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, and has since become one of Tomlin's most enduring characters.
- "He's got to get to his Lust in the Dust audition."
Tab Hunter played the lead role of Abel Wood in Lust in the Dust.
- "I know Yngwie Malmsteen!"
Yngwie Malmsteen is a Swedish heavy metal musician.
- "I'm sleeping with Herb Caen."
Herb Caen was a columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle from 1938 until his death in 1997; he worked for the Examiner from 1950 until 1958. Caen is credited with creating the word "beatnik." His columns are still reprinted in the Chronicle.
- "Tsk, tsk, Lucas Tanner!"
Lucas Tanner was a television show starring David Hartman that ran from 1974-1975. Hartman portrayed the title character, a former baseball player and sportswriter that became an English teacher.
- "We don't allow hippies, or anyone else to start fights at this airport." "Except Jackson Browne."
Singer and song writer Jackson Browne had been accused of domestic violence while he was in a relationship with Daryl Hannah.
- "All of a sudden this dirty looking, long haired creep with a guitar on his back...." "Shawn Phillips?"
Shawn Phillips is a Texas born folk musician who played alongside other noted talents such as Donovan and Eric Clapton. The "made for TV hippie" in the movie does bear some resemblance to him.
- "The answer my friend, is blowin' out your ass!"
Parodied line from the Bob Dylan song, 'Blowin' in the Wind'.
- "Jeez, ever since Vatican II, these guys..."
The Second Vatican Council (also known as "Vatican II") was held from 1962-65 and resulted in significant modernizations of the Catholic Church's doctrines and rituals.
- "All the church will do is move this guy to another parish."
A reference to the Catholic Church's long-standing policy of playing a shell game (a.k.a. 'Musical Clerics') with priests caught out sexually abusing parishioners, particularly young boys.
- "Sounds like the Avengers are here!"
A reference to the 1960s British TV series The Avengers.
- "I can't wait 'till Reagan fires us."
In August 1981 the air traffic controllers union, PATCO , went on strike demanding shorter work weeks and improved conditions. President Reagan, citing the Taft-Hartley act of 1947, ordered them back to work; 90% of the controllers refused. All 13,000 controllers were fired and blacklisted from government employment.
- "He looks like Dr. Zaius. He even has the Dr. Zaius suit."
- "They should have gotten Schneider to do this."
Schneider was the building supervisor on One Day at a Time, a sitcom from the late 1970s and early '80s.
- "Guess we better slow that Mustang down."
A reference to the R&B song "Mustang Sally" written by Mack Rice and popularized by singer Wilson Pickett..
- "Chain link! Julie! Pete!"
A reference to the three leading characters --- Linc, Peter, and Julie --- from the series The Mod Squad .
- "Torn between two airplanes..."
A reference to the pop song "Torn Between Two Lovers".
- "Suddenly... I am Starbuck."
- "I was on the 12th level of Dungeons & Dragons, now there's blood on my knife!"
This is a mash-up of a reference to the actual pen and paper role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and the anti-DnD film Mazes and Monsters. The film featured a young Tom Hanks playing a boy who'd had a psychotic break and began to believe himself to be his actual Mazes and Monsters character, eventually leading to him stabbing a man, then sobbing in a phone booth about the blood on his knife.
- "Ooh, he's got Palmolive hands!"
A reference to the dish detergent Palmolive, frequently advertised to soften skin.
- "Serum - the new CD from Rush."
A reference to the Canadian rock band Rush.
- "Pablo Casals is in the back seat."
Pablo Casals is a per-eminent 20th century Spanish Catalan cellist.
- "Pufnstuf, help me!"
A reference to the children's television series H.R. Pufnstuf.
- "Davey, you're gonna meet a guy in a black robe who wants to play chess with you..."
- "I did it all for Jodie Foster!"
- "But dogs told me to do it!"
A reference to serial killer David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz, who claimed that he killed his victims on orders from his neighbor's dog.
- "Um, Lloyd Bridges is replacing you when we go to series."
Indeed, Pernell Roberts was replaced by Bridges for the short-lived 6 episode television series version of San Francisco International Airport.
- "Now stay tuned for 'The Name of the Game'!"
The Name of the Game was a TV series that ran from 1968 to 1971.
- "Sounds like King Friday music!"
A reference to the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood character King Friday XIII.
- "He had an awesome dream!"
- "We've gotta close the beaches!"
- "You're gonna high-tail it as fast as you can, down the main concourse to the men's room..." "Joe Orton will be there."
The posthumously published diaries of British playwright Joe Orton revealed that he was fond of anonymous sexual encounters in public restrooms.
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in March 2015 as part of Mystery Science Theater 3000 - XXXII, a 4-DVD set along with Space Travelers, Hercules, and Radar Secret Service.
|preceded by: Season 5||MST3K Season 6||followed by: Season 7|
|1994 - 1995|
|601||Girls Town||1994-07-16||609||The Skydivers||1994-08-27||617||The Sword and the Dragon||1994-12-03|
|602||Invasion USA||1994-07-23||610||The Violent Years||1994-10-15||618||High School Big Shot||1994-12-20|
|603||The Dead Talk Back||1994-07-31||611||Last of the Wild Horses||1994-10-15||619||Red Zone Cuba||1994-12-17|
|604||Zombie Nightmare||1994-11-24||612||The Starfighters||1994-10-29||620||Danger!! Death Ray||1995-01-07|
|605||Colossus and the Headhunters||1994-08-20||613||The Sinister Urge||1994-11-05||621||The Beast of Yucca Flats||1995-01-21|
|606||The Creeping Terror||1994-09-17||614||San Francisco International||1994-11-19||622||Angels Revenge||1995-03-11|
|607||Bloodlust||1994-09-03||615||Kitten with a Whip||1994-11-23||623||The Amazing Transparent Man||1995-03-18|
|608||Code Name: Diamond Head||1994-10-01||616||Racket Girls||1994-11-26||624||Samson vs. the Vampire Women||1995-03-25|