Puma Man (Song)

From MST3K

"Puma Man" is a song from the episode, Puma Man.

Lyrics

(At various points during the movie, when the Puma Man's theme music plays, M&TB attempted to give it lyrics. Here they are.)

Crow: Puma Man, he flies like a moron...

Crow: Puma Man, when will he find love...

Mike: Dick's Red Owl, selection and service...

Tom: Snyder Drug, we're busting up prices...

Crow: When, you want, the flavor of bacon in a dip...

Tom: The fat-free yogurt that's not short on flavor...

Crow: Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off...

Crow: Now they're going to boff in the air...

Tom: Glory to our space gods in the highest...

Tom: And glory to the "Thepumaman"...

Tom: And glory to the goofy Aztec Mask...

Songs edit

"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lars' Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • ""My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World"" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train " • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "The Fugitive Alien Melody" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap " • "Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" •"Beverly Hillbillies Parody " • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" •"Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalistic-expialawacky! ! !" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"