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"I am Sad" is a song from the episode, Girl in Gold Boots.

Lyrics

(Cambot pans up to the window of the ship, where rain appears to be falling, Mike is playing guitar, like the sad-sack Critter in the movie)


Mike: Your limbs are slender, your eyes are blue

Your hair is blonde, your lips, the way they're red

Your skin, your fingers, your ears, your nose

Your touch, your feet... I am sad

(Crow fades in, and we can see a small fire in the background)

Crow: Uh, Mike, the, uh, water there, it got into a fuse box, there's a small fire. Uh, that's ok, we'll get it.

(Crow fades out)

Mike: (singing) Ohhhhhh, I need you so much I fall down and cry...

(Crow fades in with a larger fire in the background)

Crow: Uh, Mike, look... I'll wait.

Mike: (still singing) Your smile, your eyes, you're like wine...

Crow (worried): Mike, the fire's a little worse than we thought, it must've gotten into some insulation or something... uh, oh boy....

(Crow fades out)

Mike: I woo many ladies, they are fair ladies all...

(Crow fades in, the fire getting bigger)

Crow (scared): Mike, what we need you to do is move out of that part of the ship!

(Crow fades out)

Mike: (Still singing) Raindrops and snowflakes and puppies...

(Crow fades in with Servo who is wearing a fireman's helmet, both of them charred and a raging fire in the background)

Crow (terrified yelling): Mike would you forget about the raindrops and the puppies and GET OUT! Life support is failing, decks 3 through 7 are gone! Oh my God, SERVO LOOK OUT!!!!

(Crow fades out while they both scream)

Mike: (oblivious, still singing) I love your eyes, they're like wine, yes wine, I'm so sad, I feel like rain...

(Crow fades in, blackened with a lot of smoke in the background)

Crow: Uh, yeah Mike, we got it. (cough) There's still a lot of smoke and water down here, but as far as we know it's out. Look, we're gonna make some nachos, ok?

(Crow fades out)

Mike: (suddenly not oblivious) Nachos?! Be right there!

(Mike runs off, the music still plays, and 'Mike' still sings, comercial sign goes off)

Mike (VO): Ohhh, ohh... oh... (gulp) ohhhh.


Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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