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Tom Servo sings Creepy Girl

Tom Servo laments over his love for the "Creepy Girl."

Creepy Girl is a song from the episode Catalina Caper. It is sung by Tom Servo about his sudden affection for a character from the movie played by Ulla Strömstedt.


Lyrics

[On the satellite:]


[Servo sadly looks at a screenshot of Creepy Girl on the TV as Joel and Crow enter]


TOM: [sobs] Creepy Girl. [sniff] Oh, Creepy Girl, little--Creepy Girl. [He tries to speak, but the infatuation overtakes him. He can't help it! He's in love!]


JOEL: Geez. What's wrong, Tom Servo? You look as upset and downtrodden as a little robot with inarticulate limbs CAN look.


TOM: [Regains his composure a little] Oh, it's Creepy Girl, Joel. I just met a girl named Creepy Girl. And suddenly, I find--

[music starts, lights dim]


CROW: I smell a song comin' on!


TOM: [He... he tries to sing, but how can he sing when the tears of love are welling up inside his infrared vision? He collects himself a little to sing] Oh, Creepy Girl.


Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk, Second only to Tommy Kirk.

Could you find it in your heart

To love a 'bot like me-hee-heee?

That fishy story you tell

Always makes me slee-hee-pyy,

But that's just what I get

For dating a girl that's cree-hee-pyyy!

My Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!


Oh, "C" is for that feeling of uncertainty for not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. "R" is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first "E" is for--uh, well, I don't really know. But the second "E" is really a grammatical thing 'cause otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The "P" is definitely not for "platonic." And "Y?" Because I love you!


My-hyyyyy--!

Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!


Oh, what are you Creepy Girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy-types? Haha. Well, you're accent suggests a romance language, but I can't be sure. Oh, we can definitely rule out a Germanic language. But it's okay! I am a 'bot without a country. All I know is that I love you! I want to shout it from the mountain tops! Uh, but, I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually CLIMB a mountain. Or they could just drop me off on a mountain. I don't care! That would be okay, because I just--need--YOU!


My-yyyy. . . Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!

Won't you be mi-hee-hiiine?!

I'll give you scrolls and fish

And tinker-toys and wi-hee-hiiine!

I'll ditch these guys

If you'll be myyy Cree-hee-py Gir-HIRL!

Be-hee mi-hine before

Moo-hoo-vie si-i-i-i-i--hi-i-i-i-i-ign!

Whooo hoo yoooo hooo!


Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "The Fugitive Alien Melody" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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