|“||Woah! Seen him in my nightmares...||”|
|— Tom, responding to a large cartoon clown to his right|
|421 - Monster A-Go Go|
|Air Date||January 9, 1993|
|Movie Director||Herschell Gordon Lewis|
|Short||Circus on Ice|
|Preceded by||420 - The Human Duplicators|
|Followed by||422 - The Day the Earth Froze|
The Short is called Circus on Ice. It proves that ice skating + circus = nightmare fuel.
If you enjoy seeing women in striped suits on leashes, if you think gunshots are exactly what the ice shows of today are missing, well this short is for you. Not since It Conquered the World has a wintertime short been this creepy.
Jacqueline du Bief, who performs the solo piece as a dying fawn, won the ladies world figure-skating title in Paris in 1952, and earned a bronze medal at the Olympics in Oslo that same year. 
An Army astronaut's capsule returns to earth, but he's not in it. However, there is a mutant monster wreaking havoc nearby. Could there be a connection? The "go-go" suffix is inexplicably appended, as the only scene that features dancers or music of that ilk attached to this yawner from the usually campy Lewis has no bearing on what passes for the movie's plot.
- Director Herschell Gordon Lewis needed another movie to round out a double-feature. So he bought Bill Rebane’s unfinished "Terror at Halfday," added a couple of extra scenes, some new dialogue, some narration, and vi-ola: "Monster A Go-Go!"
- The entire cast of the show and Best Brains stated it was officially the worst movie they have ever seen.
- Director and co-producer Bill Rebane is a repeat offender for MST3K; he is also the creative genius that, nine years later, would give the world The Giant Spider Invasion .
The host segments in this episode are unusual in the Joel era in that none of them have anything to do with the film or films during the show. The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide entry explained that since the film was about nothing, the segments would be as well.
Segment One (Invention Exchange): The Mads and the SOL crew compete in an action figure contest, and if the SOL wins, they get to watch Local Hero. The Mads have Johnny Longtorso, whose body parts are each sold separately. Joel lets the bots show off their nonviolent, educational action figures: Tom's figure is Action Oxford, Gypsy's is Wilma Rudolph, and Crow's is a tapeworm (the doll is just a host organism). Impartial judge TV's Frank calls Deep 13 the winner. The Johnny Longtorso name is a call back/reference to a riff made during Women of the Prehistoric Planet
Segment Two: Gypsy doesn’t get Crow. After trying to help her figure out why, she comes to the conclusion it's actually Tom she doesn't get.
Segment Three: Joel and Tom play "keep away" from Crow.
Segment Four: Joel tries to explain "The Pina Colada Song" to Crow and Tom. Nothing is resolved, except everyone agrees how much the song annoys them.
Segment Five: Joel crowns Happy King Servo and knights Sir Giggles von Laffsalot Crow, but they're so despondent over the movie that there's just no cheering them up.
Stinger: The "monster" shambles about awkwardly.
- "Youve got your circus on my ice! You've got your ice on my circus! Two bad things that go worse together!"
A reference to the 70s-80s advertisement re: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups: "You got chocolate in my peanut butter! You got your peanut butter in my chocolate! Two great tastes that taste great together!"
- "Uh...I'd like a sloe gin circus." "I'd like mine straight up!"
A play on the title 'Circus on Ice,' referencing popular cocktails (i.e. Sloe Gin Fizz, etc.)
- "Is this a Max Fleischer cartoon?"
In reference to the credits (which look like old cartoon credits.) Max Fleischer was an innovative animator in the first half of the 20th century responsible for animated shorts dealing with such iconic characters as Betty Boop and Popeye, among others.
- "Hey, it's Bella Abzug!"
Bella Abzug was a notable Women's Rights advocate and a Congresswoman from New York State.
- "They are soon returned to their lives of quiet desperation."
- "Prelude to the afternoon of a murder..."
This is a pun based on the narrator's previous reference to the skater as a 'fawn' in the forest (though not presumably the mythical 'faun' to which the pun makes reference.) It refers to the famous symphonic tone poem by Claude Debussy called Prelude a l'apres-midi d'un faune (Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun), based on a poem of similar name.
- Oh, I though it was going to be Munster, Go Home!
- ("What's it all about?") "Alfie!"
"What's it all about?" was the tagline for the film Alfie.
- "I think this is the movie version of Darkness Visible by William Styron."
- "Women are pulled apart like fresh bread."
- "I'm going to spit on you... just a little spittle."
- ("A strange object had fallen to Earth.") "A Coke bottle!"
A reference to the cult film The Gods Must Be Crazy.
- "I'm Percy Dovetonsils."
- "How not to be seen..."
- "We wuz too late!"
Monty Python sketch, The Bishop .
- "Five!" "Three, sir!"
A quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- "Oh, they decided to go to Shakey's!"
The Shakey's Pizza chain was popular in the United States during the 1960s and '70s, but its restaurants are now found mainly in Asia.
- "Rock, rock, rock, rock, Rock 'n' Roll High School!"
- "What is this, the Loyd Thaxton Show?"
- "Django Reinhardt tunes up his guitar."
Django Reinhardt was a revolutionary Belgian Gypsy jazz guitarist active from the late 20s through early 50s.
- "Here in my car, I feel safest of all..."
- "The Thin Blue Line!"
A reference to The Thin Blue Line, a 1988 documentary film about the murder of a Texas police officer.
- "What is this, Chinese music torture?"
A joke on Chinese water torture (actually invented by an Italian), an ancient and subtle form of torment involving drops of water falling on the victim's forehead.
- Hey, good-lookin'. We'll be back to pick you up later!
A line from the original Mr. Microphone ad.
- "Dog and Butterfly, he likes to fly..."
- "Mo Udall!"
A reference to Mo Udall, a former Arizona congressman, Denver Nugget and 1976 Democratic presidential nominee hopeful.
- "Hey it's Sununu going to get a haircut!"
A reference to the scandal involving George H.W. Bush's White House Chief of Staff John H. Sununu using government planes for personal purposes.
- "...and my book of S & H Green Stamps."
Green Stamps were a sort of 'rewards program' in use by thousands of merchants throughout the country from the 30s through the 90s; the 60s were their heyday. They could be collected in books and redeemed for all kinds of merchandise.
- "Later, over lunch with Wally Shawn..."
- "Hey, its the musical stairs from the science museum."
The Science Museum of Minnesota has a staircase where each stair plays a different musical note when you step on it.
- "Return to violence!"
- "Time keeps on slippin' slippin'...Oh what a lucky man he was!"
Referencing hit songs Fly Like an Eagle (1977) and Lucky Man (1970) by The Steve Miller Band andEmerson Lake and Palmer respectively, to which the soundtrack at this point bears a superficial resemblance.
- "Blame it on the Bossanova."
- "I was just trying to help."
Spoken in a mealy-mouthed voice, this is a riff on the voice of the cartoon character Droopy, a whiny dog.
- "I want some answers...Please frame it in the form of a question."
Dealing with the popular quiz-show Jeopardy, in which the answers must be formed as a question?
In the film based on the William Goldman novel The Princess Bride, Sicilian mastermind criminal Vizzini (played byWallace Shawn) speaks with a lisp and utters the word 'Inconcievable!' numerous times.
- "Whenever I go out, the people always shout there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
A reference to the popular children's song using those lyrics.
- "The Pina Colada song...could you phrase it in the form of a question?"
- Commercially released on DVD by Rhino in November 2005 as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 8, a 4-DVD set with Hobgoblins, The Phantom Planet, and The Dead Talk Back.
|preceded by: Season 3||MST3K Season 4||followed by: Season 5|
|1992 - 1993|
|401||Space Travelers||1992-06-06||409||The Indestructible Man||1992-08-15||417||Crash of Moons||1992-11-28|
|402||The Giant Gila Monster||1992-06-13||410||Hercules Against the Moon Men||1992-08-22||418||Attack of the the Eye Creatures||1992-12-05|
|403||City Limits||1992-06-20||411||The Magic Sword||1992-08-29||419||The Rebel Set||1992-12-12|
|404||Teenagers from Outer Space||1992-06-27||412||Hercules and the Captive Women||1992-09-12||420||The Human Duplicators||1992-12-26|
|405||Being from Another Planet||1992-07-24||413||Manhunt in Space||1992-09-19||421||Monster A-Go Go||1993-01-09|
|406||Attack of the Giant Leeches||1992-07-18||414||Tormented||1992-09-26||422||The Day the Earth Froze||1993-01-16|
|407||The Killer Shrews||1992-07-25||415||The Beatniks||1992-11-25||423||Bride of the Monster||1993-01-23|
|408||Hercules Unchained||1992-08-01||416||Fire Maidens of Outer Space||1992-11-16||424||Manos: The Hands of Fate||1993-01-30|