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Merry Christmas...If That's Okay is a song from the episode Santa Claus. It was also played in the credits, instead of Mighty Science Theater.


Mike: Crow, Tom and I have written and are going to perform an original Christmas Carol.

Crow: Uh, Mike, it's NOT just for Christmas It's for holidays of ALL faiths.

Tom: And don't call it a 'carol' because Carol is a woman's name and we want this to be all-inclusive.

Mike: Okay, why don't you hit it, Cambot? (Music starts)

Mike: (singing) Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!

Although you may not share our beliefs system

Which is perfectly OKAY

Crow: Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague

Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg

Tom: Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'

But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!

Mike: (as Tom harmonizes) So sit around the fire

And have a chestnut roast

Or raise a glass in toast

To Happy Day's

Mike and Tom: Donnie Most!

Tom: But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day

I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namaste"

Crow: (as Mike and Tom harmonizes) Personally I prefer

Turkey, gravy and salad

But let's never forget

All cultures

All: Are valid!

Mike: (as Tom "Ooo's" down a scale twice until Crow sings) So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull.

Crow: Moooooooo!

Mike: Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural.

Crow: If there's one point we'd like to make

With this festive holiday song

Tom: It's that Christmas comes

Just once a year

So for a few days

For crying out loud!

All: Can we all just get along?!?

Mike: Hey, that was actually pretty good.

Tom: It was great! It was lovely...

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