|322 - Master Ninja I|
|Air Date||January 11, 1992|
|MST3K Director||Jim Mallon|
|AKA||The Master (eps. "Max" and "Out-of-Time-Step")|
|Movie Director|| Robert Clouse ("Max")|
Ray Austin ("Out-of-Time-Step")
|Cast|| Lee Van Cleef|
Timothy Van Patten
|Preceded by||321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians|
|Followed by||323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu|
|“||I hear his theme music, he's around here somewhere...||”|
This "movie" is comprised of two episodes of a short-lived early ’80s action TV show called The Master. It’s about an old Ninja (Van Cleef) and his hot-headed American apprentice (Van Patten) as they travel around in a van (with a pet hamster) looking for the Ninja's daughter and helping out people in trouble. The first part deals with the duo’s first meeting as they team up and help a young woman (played by a young Demi Moore) and her father (Claude Akins) save their private airport from corrupt businessmen and dirty cops. Part 2 deals with the duo helping an man and his two daughters save their nightclub from some more corrupt businessmen.
- Master Ninja I is one of many movies (re)distributed by Film Ventures International, a distributor not known for bringing quality to their films. The credits effects have near-constant double images that make the visuals difficult to follow, in addition to the washed-out colors and poor lighting. The film also appears to be taken from an overseas PAL copy converted to US NTSC standard (framerate conversion explaining the double images), meaning the audio is slightly higher pitched than normal.
Prologue: The Bots make up their own model car, and Magic Voice is a bit cranky.Crow discusses the conspiracy that is...the "Van Patten Project"! numchucks.
Stinger: Timothy Van Patten admits confusion, "To them it’s some kind of ritual."
- Technical difficulties: The hockey mask portion of Crow's head falls off early in the second theater segment, and remains off until Joel and the Bots leave the theater.
- Goof: They mispronounce Clu Gulager’s last name twice.
- Goof: Timothy Van Patten is not Dick Van Patten’s son. He’s Dick’s half-brother.
- Unusual credits: Joel and the Bots sing the "Master Ninja Theme Song" instead of "Mighty Science Theater" being played.
- Frank Conniff and Michael J. Nelson provided additional music for this episode.
- “He learned too late that man is a feeling creature…” (It Conquered the World)
- “I’m a ninja warrior!” (paraphrase off a line from Viking Women.)
- "Wrap your hands 'cross my velvet rims, and strap your hands 'cross my engines!"
- "...William Burroughs' Naked Lunch."
A book about a series of sometimes surreal vignettes which, despite the crew's reluctance to open the book, does not center around an indecent mealtime.
- "A wand'ring ninja I..."
The title reminds Servo of the song "A Wand'ring Minstrel I" from The Mikado.
- "He learned too late that man is a feeling creature..."
- "Mmmm..." "Ax!" "MAX!"
A reference to an Electric Company segment from the 1970s.
- "I do like the John Cage soundtrack."
John Cage is an experimental music composer best known for his work 4'33", consisting of four minutes and thirty-three seconds of complete silence.
- "Tonight on Bravo, Martha Graham's new dance company!"
Martha Graham was a modern dance choreographer.
- "Cripes, those turtles moved in next door!"
Presumably a reference to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- "Meanwhile, in the movie '1941'..."
- "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Gerbil."
- "I hope Stephen J. Cannell was in that car."
- "He looks about as much like a ninja as Irene Ryan."
Actress Irene Ryan is best remembered for playing Granny on "The Beverly Hillbillies".
- "It's 'Over the Top'!"
- "I'll just die if they find my Tiger Balm!"
- "He's a William Daniels wannabe!" "Michael..."
Actor William Daniels is known for voicing KITT on "Knight Rider", as well as his work on "Saint Elsewhere", "Boy Meets World", and the musical "1776".
- "A man's gotta know his limitations."
- "...lifted from 'Then Came Bronson'."
"Then Came Bronson" was a very short-lived TV series from 1969-1970.
- "Is that Mrs. O'Leary's barn?"
A apocryphal account of the Great Chicago Fire claims that it was started when a cow owned by a Mrs. O'Leary knocked over a lantern in the barn where it was kept.
- "Looks like Edie Sedgwick fell asleep again!"
- "What, now he's a Wallenda?"
The Flying Wallendas are a well-known family of circus acrobats/stunt performers.
- "It's a Woozle, his name is Peanut."
Peanut the Woozle is a sarcastic monkey-ish creature who is one of the longstanding members of comedian/ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's act.
- "He's the Ugly." "No, he's the Bad!"
Obviously a reference to The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, but more subtly a reference to the infamous trailer which confused Van Cleef's ominous Angel Eyes (the Bad) with Eli Wallach 's tainted soul Tuco (the Ugly).
- "Out you pixies go!"
A quote from Sheldon Leonard in It's A Wonderful Life: "That's it, out you two pixies go! Out the door or through the window."
- "He broke ape law'"
Claude Akins (who plays Demi Moore's father in Master Ninja) played an ape in Battle for the Planet of the Apes. MST3k later ended up spoofing the various plot twists of the original Planet of the Apes sequels with the host segments involving Professor Bobo, Dr. Peanut and the other apes in the reinvented Deep 13.
- "You're practically Leo Buscaglia..."
Leo Buscaglia was a professor and author whose impassioned public speaking technique gained a wide audience by being broadcast on American Public Television in the 1980s.
- "The ninja creeps in on little cat feet."
Riffing the poem 'The Fog' by Carl Sandburg : "The fog comes / on little cat feet. / It sits looking / over harbor and city / on silent haunches / and then moves on."
- "Quick! Take a turn here on Steven J. Cannell Boulevard!"
- "Well at least we can enjoy another Film Ventures International credits sequence, huh?"
Film Ventures International is the distributor of this and several other movies riffed on the show. FVI films are exclusively re-releases with altered title and ending credit sequences that use variations of the same "blur, pixelize, add stutter, and make the colors washed out" filter, often with background footage coming from other sources (often unrelated films, but in the case of Master Ninja it's stock footage of a man doing exercises in a martial arts class).
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout Factory in March 2011. It was released as Volume 20 along with the episodes Project Moon Base, The Magic Voyage of Sinbad, and Master Ninja II.
- The DVD includes a brand new Interview With Master Ninja Star, Bill McKinney
|preceded by: Season 2||MST3K Season 3||followed by: Season 4|
|1991 - 1992|
|301||Cave Dwellers||1991-06-01||309||The Amazing Colossal Man||1991-07-27||317||The Saga of the Viking Women...||1991-10-26|
|302||Gamera||1991-06-08||310||Fugitive Alien||1991-08-17||318||Star Force: Fugitive Alien II||1991-11-16|
|303||Pod People||1991-06-08||311||It Conquered the World||1991-08-24||319||War of the Colossal Beast||1991-11-30|
|304||Gamera vs Barugon||1991-06-22||312||Gamera vs Guiron||1991-09-07||320||The Unearthly||1991-12-14|
|305||Stranded in Space||1991-06-29||313||Earth vs the Spider||1991-09-21||321||Santa Claus Conquers the Martians||1991-12-21|
|306||Time of the Apes||1991-07-06||314||Mighty Jack||1991-09-28||322||Master Ninja I||1992-01-11|
|307||Daddy-O (episode)||1991-07-13||315||Teenage Cave Man||1991-11-09||323||The Castle of Fu Manchu||1992-01-18|
|308||Gamera vs Gaos||1991-07-20||316||Gamera vs Zigra||1991-10-19||324||Master Ninja II||1992-01-25|