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Guys, I never thought I'd miss Simon and Kor so badly.
  — Jonah, on the film's protagonists.

The movie

Main article: Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II (film)

A aged wizard recruits an adolescent farmboy to become his apprentice. They join forces with an retired warrior, a handsome prince, and the leader of a group of warrior women to reunite the three kingdoms and wrest control from cruel tyrants.

The episode

Host segments

Prologue: Jonah and the Bots are feeling down because it's raining outside (don't ask how).

Segment One: The Invention Exchange. Jonah cuts Cliffs Notes down even further with "GIF Notes", summarizing works of fine literature in emojis. Kinga presents "Punt Bunnies", the only bunnies you can punt. Ardy has to clean up another movie spill before he sends the only movie worse than Wizards of the Lost Kingdom... Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II!

Segment Two: Jonah and the Bots host a franchisee orientation video for "Dark One's Renaissance Bar and Grille". Kinga and Max get in on the sketch as "actual customers".

Segment Three: Crow and Tom don't think wizards are very funny, so Jonah educates them on the wizard comedy craze of the 1980s.

Segment Four: Kinga is still not getting the ratings she desires (despite Netflix not using ratings) and it's getting her upset. When she spots Grandma Pearl driving through the area, Kinga asks her for advice on how to find both love and success. Unsurprisingly, Pearl is no help at all, so Kinga comes up with an idea for the ultimate ratings-booster... she's going to marry Jonah!

Segment Five: Jonah prescribes some good movies to help wipe away the misery from today's film, but it proves harder to do than he thinks due to just how bad it was.

Stinger: Tyor watches the muscles on his arm inflate a la Popeye.

Obscure references

  • "You guys smash these pots in case they have Rupees or hearts."

A reference to the video game The Legend of Zelda, in which breakable pots would frequently hide useful items. Rupees are the game's currency, and hearts restore the player's health.

  • "Orson?"

On the TV show Mork and Mindy, starring Robin Williams, Mork would often address his boss Orson who was only depicted as a deep, disembodied voice.

  • "Shrinky Dinks!"

Shrinky Dinks, a popular toy item in the 70s and 80s, were thin pieces of paper that kids could draw designs on and then heat up to become hard plastic.

  • "I just remembered a really funny episode of Caroline in the City!"

"Caroline in the City" was a 1990s sitcom starring Lea Thompson about a New York City cartoonist and her quirky friends.

  • "O'Doyle rules!"

A line from the Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison.

  • "He chose...poorly."

The chalice falling leads Tom to make a reference to the scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where the villain drinks from the wrong cup and dissolves into dust and bones.

  • "They finally found Ray Brower."

The movie Stand By Me features four kids who set out to find the dead body of a kid they know named Ray Brower.

  • "You're the wizard now, dog!"

Paraphrase of Sean Connery's line "You're the man now, dog," from the movie Finding Forrester.

Behind the scenes

MST3K cast

Regular cast

The Skeleton Crew

Guest cast

MST3K crew

Main article: List of MST3K Crew#Season 11



Video releases

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