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|“||If the Force has awakened, it's already back to sleep, I tell ya.||”|
|— Tom Servo|
- Main article: Starcrash (film)
A space pirate and her super-powered navigator are recruited by a benevolent Emperor to thwart the plans of an evil usurper. David Hasselhoff appears as the Emperor's son.
Segment One: The Invention Exchange. Kinga presents the "Band-Eato", letting one wear all the fixings for a Mexican food fiesta. Jonah's is "BB-Servo", which is Tom's head on a BB-8-styled body. This does not go over well with Lucasfilm's lawyers.
- Bumper: "Livin' in Deep 13" with plot recap
Song in Theater: "UFO" (occurs about 17 minutes in)
Segment Three: Akton from the movie (actually Jonah in a costume) pays a visit to the SOL. Crow and Tom are initially excited, but then they see the real Akton for what he's worth, and it's not much.
- Bumper: "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" with plot recap
Segment Four: While Jonah tries to install eyes on Tom, Kinga and Max are visited by venture capitalist Freak Masterstroke. The Mads try to get him to invest money in their work, but Masterstroke has his own ideas.
Segment Five: Jonah and the Bots perform a surreal sketch based on the movie's final action sequence, leaving the Mads to wonder if it counts as driving them insane.
- Closing credits songs: "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" / "The Canada Song" / "Livin' in Deep 13" / "To Earth" / "Sidehackin'" / "Wild Rebels Cereal"
Stinger: Akton smiles and laughs as sci-fi noises are heard.
- "Your crappy effects are powerless against me." (Prince of Space)
- "Pumaman?" "Pyumaman." "Pyoo-meh-min." (Pumaman)
- (After the title "Starcrash" is revealed) "The Halle Berry story."
- Actress Halle Berry was fined -- and sued -- for leaving the scene of a car accident in which she was involved.
- "Believe it or not, I'm not William Katt!"
- William Katt plays the main character of the superhero-themed TV sitcom The Greatest American Hero (the theme song of which Jonah sings). Like Akton, Katt had curly blond hair.
- "It's not easy being green."
- The title of Kermit the Frog's signature song.
- "It's Talos with breasts!"
- The Guardian resembles a female version of the animated Titan statue Talos, which was also a stop-motion animated monster from the Ray Harryhausen film Jason and the Argonauts.
- "One ship, two ship, red ship, blue ship."
- "We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams."
- The first verse of Arthur O'Shaughnessy's poem Ode, published in 1893. It is most famously quoted by Gene Wilder in the 1971 film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
Behind the scenes
- Jonah Ray - Jonah Heston / "Akton"
- Hampton Yount - Crow T. Robot
- Baron Vaughn - Tom Servo
- Felicia Day - Kinga Forrester
- Patton Oswalt - Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
- Rebecca Hanson - Gypsy / Synthia
- Tim Ryder - Bonehead #1
- Zach Thompson - Bonehead #2
- Joel Hodgson - Ardy
- Har Mar Superstar (Bandleader), Tony Bevilacqua, Matthew Compton, Denver Dalley, Jason Fabus, Charlie Erickson, Andris Mattson, Amanda Mndr Warner, Josiah Steinbeck
- Main article: List of MST3K Crew#Season 11