According to Rifftrax.com: "The television phenomenon of our time (no, not "According to Jim") is now the RiffTrax phenomenon of this week! Yes, "Lost", the thrilling saga of a group of castaways – of varying degrees of hotness – and their struggle to survive without having to resort to wholesale drinking of their own urine. "Lost" conveys the wit, intrigue and fierce intelligence of "Gilligan's Island" in a modern setting – and without the mind-shattering annoyance of Bob Denver!
If you like your "Lost" with a little something on the side, you'll love Kevin and Mike's take on the pilot episode." 
- "Huh? Well it seems our young Charlie Salinger left his little party of five, cut his hair, and now he's sprawled out on a rainforest floor. Is that progress?"
- "It's BACON!"
Referencing the Beggin' Strips commercial, shown from the perspective of a dog convinced that he is smelling real bacon.
- "Ah, no need for concern; he's the editor of Modern Drunkard Magazine."
Modern Drunkard Magazine bi-monthly periodical promoting the "functional alcoholic's" lifestyle.
- "Hey somebody tell Blue Man Group to pipe down!"
Blue Man Group is a creative organization, popularly known for playing "percussion" instruments designed from PVC pipes.
- "Maybe you should do one of those hole things. Y'know where you stick the pen in the throat?"
"It's called a Uni-ballamy!"
A tracheotomy is a procedure performed by paramedics, emergency physicians and surgeons by inserting a tube into the throat to secure an airway. Uni-ball is a popular manufacturer of pens.
- "What was that?"
"I know; it's Peter Potamus! He's trying to kill them all with his Hippo Hurricane Holler."
Peter Potamus is a Hanna-Barbera synicated cartoon series, staring the titular hippopotamus and his monkey second banana, So-So. When surrounded or cornered, Peter uses his Hippo Hurricane Holler technique to blow away his opponents.