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1 RT01 Plan 9 From Outer Space January 1, 2006 None Thumb RT01 Plan9WebPoster
Held up by many as the Worst Movie Ever Made (though the twelve people who saw Mariah Carey's Glitter may strenuously disagree.) Ed Wood's classic...

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2 RT02 Night of the Living Dead January 18, 2006 None Thumb RT02 LivingDeadWebPoster
Imagine you are wandering through a lonely graveyard when a wild-eyed man in a cheap suit tackles you and when you escape, tries to eat your brother. Just a typical encounter with Nick Nolte? . . .

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3 RT03 Road House July 21, 2006 None Thumb RT03 RoadHouseWebPoster
This is it – the best movie ever made about a world-famous bouncer and his epic struggle with the evil owner of the local J.C. Penney. Patrick Swayze is at his most shirtless . . .

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4 RT04 The Fifth Element August 1, 2006 None Thumb RT04 5thElementWebPoster
Long before the exceedingly boxy, strange-looking car, there was another Element: The Fifth Element...

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5 RT05 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier August 18, 2006 Kevin Murphy* Thumb RT05 StarTrek5WebPosterB
The bittersweet sequel to Star Treks I, II, III and IV was indeed the “final frontier”, one last voyage for our heroic Captain Kirk and the brave crew of the Enterprise – except for another one to follow . . .

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6 RT06 Cocktail August 29, 2006 None Thumb RT06 CocktailWebPoster
A drunken Australian counsels a young Tom Cruise on life, love, and female undergarments. Tom and Nicole’s wedding night? No, this is the thrilling plot of Cocktail . . .

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7 RT07 XXX September 6, 2006 None Thumb RT07 XXXWebPoster
Vin Diesel, the Jean-Claude Van Damme of our time, stars as Xander Cage, an underground extreme sports star who apparently lost all his hair in a tragic skydiving accident . . .

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8 RT08 Crossroads September 15, 2006 None Thumb RT08 CrossroadsWebPoster
Among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made, Crossroads tells the story of a high school graduate who drives to L.A. Not very exciting on paper . . .

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9 RT09 X-Men September 22, 2006 Bill Corbett* Thumb RT09 X-MenPoster
On the shadowy periphery of society lives a secret organization of mutants – despised, deformed and loathed, they live in fear of a nation that holds them in contempt. They are comic book fans.

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10 RT10 Top Gun September 29, 2006 Bill Corbett Thumb RT10 TopGunWebPoster
Iceman, Maverick and Slider: while they make great names for members of a tracksuit wearing boy band, they make even better names for shirtless, pretty boy pilots . . .

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11 RT11 Point Break October 10, 2006 None Thumb RT11 PointBreakWebPoster
Not since Chicken Fried Steak met Country Gravy has there been such a dynamic pairing as Patrick “Forever Lulu” Swayze and Keanu “Permanent Record” Reeves ...

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12 RT12 Halloween October 19, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT12 HalloweenWebPoster
The most shocking Halloween-related thing ever -- with the possible exception of the joke about Mrs. Ghost not being able to get pregnant because Mr. Ghost had a hollow weenie . . .

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13 RT13 The Matrix October 25, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT13 MatrixWebPoster
In Earth’s dirty, dystopian future, one in which every person alive is kept in a dark, moist pod and fed misinformation (kind of like Manhattan) . . .

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14 RT14 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menage November 1, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT14 SW1WebPoster
Of all the many Binks in the world, who is the most skull-crushingly annoying? Is it the Binks Company, the Canadian insurance brokers? Is it the U.S. manufacturers of spray guns? . . .

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15 RT15 The Grudge November 10, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT15 GrudgeWebPoster
The scariest thing to come out of Japan since Pink Lady, The Grudge tell the story of a young woman who travels to Japan with her underwear-sniffing boyfriend . . .

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16 RT16 Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring November 21, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT16 LOTRWebPoster
The greatest fantasy epic of all times is at last a RiffTrax! No, not Crossroads – we already did that. And not A Very Unlucky Leprechaun – which we are seriously mulling over. . .

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17 RT17 The Island of Dr Moreau December 1, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT17 DrMoreauWebPoster
And the people cried out with one voice, “Maketh us a movie in which Marlon Brando can don a muumuu, false teeth, clown white make-up and a really gay bonnet . . .

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18 RT18 Firewall December 8, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT18 FirewallWebPoster
Harrison Ford is a bank security manager who gets more than he bargained for when a thief breaks the little chain and steals the pen that belongs to the desk . . .

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19 RT19 Nestor the Long Eared Donkey December 19, 2006 None Thumb RT19 NestorWebPoster
You know Dasher, of course. And Dancer, no need to refresh your memory there. Prancer, you go way back. Vixen is as familiar to you as Comet, not to mention dear old Cupid . . .

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20 RT20 Reign of Fire December 21, 2006 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT20 ReignOFireWebPoster
A post-apocalyptic thriller that substitutes dirt and grime for any inkling of logic and probability, Reign of Fire features shirtless one-upmanship at its finest. The cigar stub chomping Matthew McConaughey is finally chiseled into Mt. RiffTrax...

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21 RT21 Daredevil January 18, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT21 daredevilWebPoster
Daredevil tells the story of lawyer Matt Murdock (Ben Affleck), who due to a childhood accident involving toxic chemicals has no fear. He is thus able to leap off of skyscrapers . . .

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22 RT22 Battlefield Earth January 28, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT22 BfEarthWebPoster
In the year 3000 man is an endangered species, enslaved, severely unshowered, beholden to a cruel alien race fond of dreadlocks and really impractical boots . . .

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23 RT23 Troll 2 February 2, 2007 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka* Thumb RT23 Troll2WebPosterA
“Be afraid...be twice as afraid!” So goes the tagline for Troll 2, the follow up, unsurprisingly, to Troll. A more fitting tagline might have been, “What the hell was that? Seriously, what was that?"

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24 RT24 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country February 9, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT24 Trek6WebPoster
“To boldly go where no man has gone before,” and if you don’t count the 79 television shows and 5 movies that came before it then Star Trek VI does exactly that . . .

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25 RT25 Over the Top February 16, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT25 OverTopWebPoster
Never make the mistake of thinking that Over the Top is just an arm-wrestling picture. Oh, there’s arm wrestling, all right – more arm wrestling than an 8th grade study hall. But there’s also a truck. . .

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26 RT26 Aeon Flux February 23, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT26 AeonFluxWebPoster
"Seeing it ... made me feel helpless, humiliated and sad." A celebrity apologizing for their latest paparazzi shots? No, those are the words of Aeon Flux creator Peter Chung regarding the big screen adaptation of the TV show he created. Peter, Peter, Peter...Why the long face? You have it so good!

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27 RT27 The Wicker Man March 2, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT27 WickermanWebPoster
Horror has a new name – and that name is “wicker”. Once used almost exclusively in the construction of baskets and attractive outdoor furniture . . .

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28 RT28 Terminator 3 March 16, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT28 Terminator3WebPoster
Robots sent from the future into the past to kill people who will one day become important to the war against machines are like cockroaches . . .

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29 RT29 Lost Season 1 Pilot Episode March 30, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT29 LostWebPoster
The television phenomenon of our time (no, not “According to Jim”) is now the RiffTrax phenomenon of this week! Yes, “Lost”, the thrilling saga of a group of castaways – of varying degrees of hotness – and their struggle to survive without having to resort to wholesale drinking of their own urine.

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30 RT30 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones April 6, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Chad Vader* Thumb RT30 SW2WebPoster
It’s Binks-ian fun for the whole family as George Lucas empties the contents of his brain onto film one more time! This go around, the part of the annoying kid is explored more deeply by a new annoying kid . . .

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31 RT31 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory April 13, 2007 Neil Patrick Harris* Thumb RT31 WonkaWebPoster
Your favorite chicken-slaughtering candy-maker is now a RiffTrax! Yes, Willy Wonka (the older, shouting Willy Wonka, not the newer, thin, fey version), the chocolatier and inventor of a gobstopper that lasts a good deal longer. . .

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32 RT32 Casino Royale April 30, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT32 CasinoWebPoster
A spine-tingling thrill ride that moves from the exotic poker tables of Montenegro, to the exotic hotel rooms of Montenegro, then back to the poker tables, then the rooms again, then a return visit to the poker table for . . .

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33 RT33 Eragon May 11, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT33 EragonWebPoster
Are you a fan of Star Wars but feel that there just weren't enough brain-stunningly idiotic names for your taste? Do you like the Lord of the Rings films but find they move too quickly and make too much sense?

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34 RT34 Glitter May 21, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT34 GlitterWebPoster
If you’re a fan of movies that feature screaming, megalomaniacal divas and their relationships to shirtless guys, you have so far been limited to Barbra Steisand’s “A Star is Born”. . .

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35 RT35 Predator June 1, 2007 None Thumb RT35 PredatorPoster-
Something lurks in the dense jungle. Something horrible and cruel, a creature from beyond our world. His name is Arnold Schwarzenegger. . .

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36 RT36 Grey's Anatomy June 11, 2007 Bridget Jones Nelson* Thumb RT36 GreysWebPoster
This is the hugely successful, boldly innovative show that dares to tell its story in the unlikeliest setting imaginable – a hospital!

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37 RT37 Fantastic Four June 22, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT37 Fantastic4WebPoster
Most film adaptations of comic books skimp on the amount of fantastic-ness, offering at best one or perhaps two units of fantastic-osity. . .

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38 RT38 Star Trek: Generations July 2, 2007 Kevin Murphy Thumb RT38 StarTrekGenWebPoster
Star Trek: Generations – truly a loving gift from one generation to the next. Much like that 15-pound, 10 percent water-added Danish ham . . .

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39 RT39 300 July 31, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT39 300WebPoster
A small band of brave men struggle against enormous odds, battling a superior force, and though ultimately they are defeated their sacrifice becomes a source of inspiration and hope that rings out like a clarion call through the pages of history. But enough about the Mighty Ducks.

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40 RT40 The Bourne Identity August 7, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT40 81 large-1-
Imagine waking up in an unfamiliar place, unable to recall where you live, what you’re doing there, or even your own name. Now imagine for the first time in your life it wasn't a direct result of . . .

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41 RT41 Independence Day August 14, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT41 IDWebPoster
In every single one of the 900 million aliens-come-to-earth movies that had come before it the aliens were malevolent, bent on man's destruction, but Independence Day changed all that. Yes, the alien's were once again malevolent, but this time Judd Hirsch was in the movie!

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42 RT42 Heroes September 4, 2007 None Thumb RT42 HeroesWebPoster
Imagine, just imagine, if ordinary citizens suddenly began to discover that they have acquired extraordinary powers. Why, you would have X-Men. But imagine if instead of acquiring X-Men-like powers . . .

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43 RT43 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith September 25, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT43 starwars3Web
The Sith is back, and this time he has come to make ponderous speeches to the gathered Senate and kick tail - and he's all out of ponderous speeches to the gathered Senate! Ian McDiarmid steals the show . . .

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44 RT44 Raiders of the Lost Ark October 2, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT44 RaidersWeb
The ark is lost! Who will raid it?! Clearly, there is only one man for the job: but since Ben Gazzara is unavailable, Indiana Jones will go in his stead and accomplish the needed raiding . . .

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45 RT45 Spider-Man October 9, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT45 RiffTrax SpiderMan ForumAnnouncement
When Peter Parker is bitten by one of Columbia University’s many genetically engineered “super spiders” (now we know what they do with their 6 billion dollar endowment) instead of doing the sensible thing and dying, he transmogrifies into an arachnid . . .

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46 RT46 Next October 16, 2007 Bridget Jones Nelson Thumb RT46 89 large
Next, the thrilling story of a down-on-his luck magician (Nicholas Cage) who hitches a ride to Flagstaff! Not only that, he walks down into the Grand Canyon and shows a kid a rock! And can your heart stand the excitement when he gives a car to Peter Falk!?

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47 RT47 Missile to the Moon October 30, 2007 Fred Willard* Thumb RT47 FinalComp MissiletotheMoon
The title says it all: a missile goes to the moon! Only there are people in the missile so it’s not really a missile but should more precisely be referred to as a “rocket”! Still, it goes to the moon . . .

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48 RT48 Transformers November 20, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT48 TF-web
The toys you got free in your happy meal explode across the screen as the loosening of FCC regulations on marketing directly to children is now a major motion picture! And the now grown-up targets of that marketing once again obeyed their overlords...

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49 RT49 Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone November 27, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT49 Sorceror 0
The most profitable bespectacled Potter since Henry F. and Sherman T. combined, tales of Harry's indoctrination into Satan's dark and unholy arts have delighted dozens of children the world over. And this, the first movie of the series, ably helmed by Chris Columbus . . .

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50 RT50 Star Wars Holiday Special December 10, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT50 StarWarsSpecial
Have a Happy Life Day! And nothing kicks off a memorable Life Day quite so much as watching the legendary Star Wars Holiday Special receive a fully deserved Rifftrax treatment! Yes, all your favorite Wookies are here: there's Chewbacca, Malla, Itchy, Lumpy and Art Carney . . .

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51 RT51 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer December 18, 2007 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT51 Fantastic Four Rise Of The Silver Surfer 150
The Fantastic Four are back! Or the Fantastic Four is back! Depending upon whether one is referring to the title of the film, the four individuals who are fantastic and number four, or the group of four fantastic people who use that title! The point is, they're back! And this time, unlike the first, there's a surfer made out of silver and he rises! It's fantastic!

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52 RT52 Plan 9 From Outer Space - Three Riffers Edition January 22, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT52 Plan9Riff
There have been many, many Plan 9s all throughout history, some of them more successful than others, all of them terrestrial - it took a man with the vision of Ed Wood to show us the very real horrors of a Plan 9 from Outer Space!

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53 RT53 Batman and Robin January 29, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT53 BatmanRobinPosterWeb
Crossroads. Battlefield Earth. A Visit to Santa. As if the RiffTrax audience hasn’t suffered enough, we put to them the extraordinarily challenge of writing us a script for what is universally considered to be the source of all evil and suffering in the world . . .

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54 RT54 Jurassic Park February 5, 2008 "Weird Al" Yankovic* Thumb RT54 RiffTrax Jurassic
Every quarter century or so a project comes along that so perfectly unites artist and medium that one can only stand in wonder and proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last time something this magical came along - quarter century or so, wasn't it?" So it was with Michelangelo and marble . . .

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55 RT55 The Matrix Reloaded February 19, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT55 Matrix ReloadedWeb
Like a previously worn diaper, The Matrix has been Reloaded! All your favorite characters are back wearing all your favorite unlaundered fetish costumes! See Trinity leap - A LOT! See Morpheus fold his hands and talk - a lot A LOT! Thrill as the Oracle and Neo have . . .

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56 RT56 Beowulf March 18, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT56 BeowulfWeb
For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms.

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57 RT57 Spider-Man 3 April 4, 2008 James Lileks Thumb RT57 Spiderman3Web
The biggest Spiderman movie of 2007 is now the biggest Spiderman-based Rifftrax of 2008*! All your favorite characters return (Hoffman, Mr. Ditkovich, Ursula) and new favorites join in the fun (Crane Operator, Emergency Room Doctor, Kid in Central Park)!

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58 RT58 Cloverfield April 22, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT58 CloverfieldWebB
"What if a monster attacked a city?" This is the shockingly novel concept behind the viral marketing triumph of the year! Filled with "fresh"* performances and "authentic"** cinematography, Cloverfield masterfully takes a page from The Blair Witch Project...

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59 RT59 I Am Legend April 29, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT59 LegendWeb
Let's not get into the contentious issue of exactly who is Legend. R&B singer John Legend thinks he is Legend; the Tom Cruise movie Legend think it is Legend; "I Am" thinks it's Legend; and Matthew McConaughey is as certain that he is Legend as he is that his butt looks awesome in bike shorts. . .

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60 RT60 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers May 23, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT60 LOTR2WebPoster 0
The epic story of tiny men doing very important things continues.* In this multi-hour installment the two very different towers come into sharp focus.

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61 RT61 The Sixth Sense June 25, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT61 6thSenseWeb 0
M. Night Shalalalalalalalalalala-tee-da burst onto the scene with the biggest suspense thriller of 1999 (well, right behind a relatively short list of films that includes Analyze This, Wild Wild West and Varsity Blues.)

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62 RT62 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets August 8, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT62 PotterChamberWeb
Harry Potter is back with the second installment in the franchise that is worth more than the Tolkien, Roddenberry and Herge estates combined!

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63 RT63 Memento August 12, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT63 MementoWeb
For most of us, the experience of waking up in a strange motel room, alone and disoriented, means that you were the victim of Chinese Organ Thieves. Inconvenient, sure, but kidneys are replaceable.* And how often does it really happen?** For Leonard Shelby, however, this scenario was just another part of his daily routine.

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64 RT64 Ocean's Eleven August 26, 2008 Richard Cheese* Thumb RT64 Oceans11Web
Take Ocean's Thirteen, pare down its cast to a trim Ocean's Twelve, then take away one more and you've got Ocean's Eleven, the swingingest, hippest, don't-they-look-like-they're-having-fun movie since Cannonball Run II!

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65 RT65 Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl September 9, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett Thumb RT65 BlackPearlWeb
The most adorable pirates you've ever seen take to the high seas to do battle with an army of walking skeletons to see who is thinner. With a team consisting of Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom they can't possibly lose!

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66 RT66 Iron Man October 14, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett
67 RT67 The Incredible Hulk: The Final Round October 14, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett
66 RT67 The Dark Knight December 9, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett [[]]
66 RT68 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban December 16, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett [[ ]]
66 RT69 Star Wars- Episode IV: A New Hope December 30, 2008 Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett [[ ]]

An asterisk (*) denotes the first appearance of a guest riffer.

Rifftrax Presents

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1 RP01 World Enough and Time May 8, 2008 Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy screenshot needed
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2 RP02 Dark Water May 8, 2008 M. J. Elliot screenshot needed
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3 RP03 Saw May 13, 2008 Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy screenshot needed
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4 RP04 House of Wax May 28, 2008 M. J. Elliot screenshot needed
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5 RP05 To Serve All Of My Days May 28, 2008 Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy screenshot needed
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6 RP06 The X-Files: Fight The Future June 3,, 2008 Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl and special guest Kevin Murphy screenshot needed
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7 RP07 Alien June 10, 2008 Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy screenshot needed
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8 RP08 Spider-Man 2 September 5, 2008 Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, Josh Fruhlinger (The Comics Curmudgeon) screenshot needed
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9 RP08 The Day After Tomorrow September 16, 2008 Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy screenshot needed
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10 RP08 Dirty Dancing September 23, 2008 Cole Stratton, Janet Varney screenshot needed
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