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Idiot Control is a song parodying the unintelligible recording scene from the episode Pod People.

Its nonsensical lyrics highlight just how bad the original song was.

Lyrics

Joel: "Alright, alright, let's do it again. You come in late, girls, again, and you're out! Alright. From the top!"


(music starts, singing)

"With a pickle mind

We kick the nipple beer

Steady as a goat

We're flying over trout

Ghetto down the highway

At the speed of light

All I wanna feel now

Is the wind in my eyes

Sack of monkeys in my pocket

My sister's ready to go!"


All: "Hear the engines roar now!

Idiot control now!

Hideous control now!

Ninny on the road now!

Minnie in control,

Wheels on fire,

Burning rubber tires!"


[Deep 13]


Dr. F: (at recording console) "He's pretty good!"


Frank (wearing an 'I'm a virgin' shirt): "Good? He's the best!"


[SOL]


All: "Blurry jelly rolls now

Hiddy lets it go now

Needy inches bow down

Pitying a poor boy

Here the engines roar

Bees on pie

Burning rubber tires"

(song ends)


[Deep 13]


Dr. F: (to Joel) "Great! Pretty good! What do you think?"


[SOL]


Joel: (giving O.K. sign) "It STINKS!"

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