|1011 - Horrors of Spider Island|
|Air Date||July 25, 1999|
|MST3K Director||Michael J Nelson|
|Running Time||90 Min|
|AKA|| A Corpse Hangs in the Web|
Body in the Web
Girls of Spider Island
It's Hot in Paradise
The Spider's Web
|Movie Director||Fritz Bottger|
|Cast|| Alexander D'Arcy|
|Preceded by||1010 - It Lives by Night|
|Followed by||1012 - Squirm|
|“||"Ah, Temple Foster, where they worship Australian beer."||”|
|— Tom Servo|
Gary, a nightclub manager, flies a group of women from New York City to dance in his club in Singapore. While flying over the Pacific Ocean, their plane catches fire, splits in half, and plummets into the ocean. No one in Gary's group is killed, but the crew all die. Days later, the group is suffering from dehydration on a life raft when they finally spot a small island and spend the night on the beach.
The next morning, they discover fresh water and decide to go exploring. They are quickly amazed and excited to find a cabin, but delight turns to horror when they open the door to discover a dead man hanging from a gigantic spider web. According to his journal, the man was a professor mining for Uranium, but he feared something terrible was about to happen to him. There's no indication how long the professor planned to be on the island, but the women estimate there is enough food to last them about a month.
That night, Gary proceeds alone out onto the island where he is bitten by a giant spider and turns into some type of spider-man beast. He flees into the woods, leaving the women to wonder what has happened to him. The next day, seemingly possessed by uncontrollable violent urges, Gary kills one of the girls. The remaining women, still unaware of what has happened to him, have no idea that he is the one who has done this.
A month passes, and the women are running low on food when they spot a ship on the horizon. They are unable to signal it before it leaves, but two men arrive in a rowboat with supplies for the professor. They soon find the women, who tell them the professor is dead. As they all wait for the ship to return, they celebrate their last night on the island with a wild party. One of the men sneaks off to rendezvous with a woman, but both end up being killed by Gary. Finally aware of Gary's fate, the remainder of the group hunts him down with torches until he flees into quicksand and dies.
- Originally released in German as "Ein Toter hing im Netz" or "A Corpse Hangs In the Web", which explains the horrible dubbing.
- The first release in the US (1962) was titled "It's Hot In Paradise" and featured several scenes that were considered too racy for general circulation. It was subsequently re-cut and released as "Horrors of Spider Island" (1965)
- Barbara Valentin, the buxom blonde that Mike comments looks a bit like "Clint Howard", was a friend and long-time associate of Freddie Mercury.
- Shortly after the film opens, Gary Webster (Alexander D'Arcy) pulls up in front of a building. The car he is driving is a 1958 Chevrolet Impala convertible. The car he almost backs into as he parks is a 1957 Ford, which appears to be the same car shown in the film's opening shot driving down a palm-tree-lined street.
- The film was refused a UK cinema certificate in 1960, as "Horrors of Spider Island." It was eventually released on DVD, uncut, in 2010.
- This German-language film was dubbed into English for North American release, and although Egyptian-born, European-raised star Alexander D'Arcy spoke fluent English, his lines were dubbed by an unknown American actor.
Host SegmentsPrologue: Crow has a syndicated column in several major newspapers. Mike doesn't appreciate his keen observational powers. Tom is a big fan.
Segment 2: Mike clumsily stumbles into the Bots' obvious giant spider web.
Segment 3: Mike, his feet on the desk like Gary, auditions all in the castle, who (of course) buy into it immediately. Bobo tries soft shoe; Brain Guy dons a wig and imitates a steamy scene from Flash Dance; Pearl tries a ballet and falls over.Segment 4: Crow wonders if the movie's portrayal of women after a plane crash is accurate. So Mike crashes the SOL to find out.
Segment 5: Mike's been turned into a Spider! Except...not really. Meanwhile, The Mads decide to move the castle yet again. Bobo makes a chance discovery in a truckstop men's room, and Pearl decides it's time for "the talk."
Stinger: Stock footage of a plane crash makes the girls scream.
- Final episode directed by Michael J. Nelson.
- This episode was ranked #94 among backers of the Bring Back MST3K Kickstarter in the Top 100 Poll.
- “He has Torgo area!” (Manos: The Hands of Fate)
- Crow mutters “MrXL” after Tom does a cheer leading bit. (The Giant Spider Invasion)
- "Turns out they were on Catalina." (Catalina Caper)
- "Stop doing your Sharon Stone impression."
In an infamous shot from the movie Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone's character uncrosses and recrosses her legs in front of a group of police interrogating her, revealing that she is not wearing panties.
- "He's supported by a generous donation from the Onan Foundation and the Chubb Group."
Two actual charitable organizations, but here it's more of a play on the words "onanism" (masturbation) and "chubby" (a slang term for an erection.)
- "I give Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a B-plus"
Scalia (1936-2016) was a notoriously conservative jurist. Mike pronounces his last name "SKAL-ya", while it is more commonly pronounced "skal-EE-ya".
- "Finally, I can read Savage Love!"
Savage Love is a sex/romance advice column widely syndicated in "alternative" weekly newspapers. It is written by Dan Savage.
- "That's my Hai Karate!"
Hai Karate was a men's aftershave that became popular in the 1970s.
- "I've gotta go back and get Camryn Manheim - this may take a while."
- "I see a tall Spaniard in a white suit, with a midget!"
- "And Hedonism II is born!"
Hedonism II is a nudist resort in Jamaica.
- "Let's go visit Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins!"
A reference to the stars of the 1980 movie The Blue Lagoon, in which a very young couple is stranded on an island.
- "Excuse me, Charo?"
Charo is a Spanish-American comedian, who derives much of her act from her very thick (and sometimes incomprehensible) Spanish accent.
- "We've got spirit...yes we do...we've got spirit...how 'bout you..." "MRxL."
A callback to the opening host segment of The Giant Spider Invasion.
- "I've got feet like Billy Pilgrim."
- "Unfortunately, they were picked up by Captain Ron!"
Captain Ron was a 1992 comedy movie starring Kurt Russell as an unkempt boat captain of questionable ability.
- "Damn Californian, it never helps anyone!"
The SS Californian was a British steamship that was nearby the HMS Titanic when it sank, but did nothing to help.
- "Tuns out they were on Catalina."
- "The Dixie Chicks go big game hunting!"
The Dixie Chicks are a country music trio that were at their peak of popularity when this episode originally aired. Their popularity would decrease significantly after they made some controversial remarks about President George W. Bush.
- "She's from Minnesota." "Their governor's a huge bald Nazi."
At the time of this show's original airing, fromer professional wrestler and actor Jesse Ventura was the Governor of Minnesota.
- "So, Minnesota. That must be passive-aggressive."
Mike was referring to the fact that some consider "Minnesota Nice" as a form of passive-aggressiveness because it can be a forced politeness.
- "Minnesota, huh? Boy that Harold Stassen is a bright young face."
Harold Stassen was the 25th Governor of Minnesota from 1939 to 1943.
- "Still, this movie's better than A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy."
Tom is referring to one of Woody Allen's less successful films.
- "So, is he strong?" "Is he strong? LISTEN BUD, HE'S GOT RADIOACTIVE BLOOD! Is he strong? Just ticks me off..."
A reference to the theme song of the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon.
- Mike: Too bad we can't grab this movie with a tissue and crumple it and flush it down the toilet.
- Crow: It's a dames and broads audition.
- [Temple Foster is listed in the credits.]
- Servo: Ah, Temple Foster, where they worship Australian beer.
- [At the auditions, Gladys points out a "NO SMOKING" sign to smoker Linda, who takes it down and sits on it.]
- Servo: Lucky sign!
- [Mr. Blackwood introduces Carolyn, a ballet dancer.]
- Mr. Blackwood: This little one's from the National Ballet.
- Georgia: Could you dance a little bit for us?
- Carolyn: Glad to. Would you put this on for me?
- [She hands Mr. Blackwood a record.]
- Mr. Blackwood: Sure. Let's have a look.
- Crow: But none of that modern stuff. Just shake your dinners.
- [Linda begins stripping during the interview]
- Linda: Shall I dance for you?
- Crow: Yes! For God's sakes, yes!
- [Scene showing the girls' plane and its fiery plummet towards earth.]
- Mike: Oh, I think they'll pull out of it.
- [A worried Mr. Blackwood on the phone.]
- Mr. Blackwood: There's absolutely no reason yet to fear the worst. Until now, we only know that the plane caught fire and we've lost radio contact.
- Mike: Well, there's absolutely NOTHING to be worried about!
- [Gary looks around the island when the crew first lands on the shore]
- Crow [as Gary]: I see a tall Spaniard in a white suit with a midget!
- [Babs and Nelly get into a fight, tumbling on the floor.]
- Mike: Man, they're future governors of Minnesota!
- [A drunken Bobby makes crude comments about the dancers.]
- Joe: For you, the worst girl in the world is too good.
- Servo [as Bobby]: But I like Tonya Harding!
- . . .
- [After Joe and Bobby fight, then laugh it off, Bobby stumbles out of the cabin for a date.]
- Servo [as Bobby]: Boy! Defending my misogyny really takes commitment!
- [Georgia catches Gary making out with one of the girls]
- Georgia: Gary!
- Crow [as Georgia]: Your infidelity mildly irritates me!
- Gary: This damned heat. I don't know what I'm doing anymore!
- Servo [as Gary]: Sure I was unfaithful, but it was like 87 degrees!
- Crow [as Gary]: It's pretty windy too! And high humidity!
- [The moonlight casts the shadow of a palm tree against the side of the cabin.]
- Mike: Look at that shadow - it's Sideshow Bob!
- [Bobby wanders off into the jungle to the tune of Vince Guaraldi-esque piano music.]
- Crow: Soundtrack by Schroeder.
- [As Mike is talking at the end of the movie, the screen suddenly goes black, and the music cuts off abruptly.]
- Mike: ...hey!
- [The words "The End" abruptly appear]
- Servo: So, you wanna end your movie that way, huh? Ok, get bent! We're outta here!
- Commercially released on DVD by Rhino Entertainment in June 2007. It was released as Volume 11 along with the episodes Ring of Terror, Tormented, and The Indestructible Man.
|preceded by: Season 9||MST3K Season 10||followed by: Season 11|
|1001||Soultaker||1999-04-11||1006||Boggy Creek II: and the Legend Continues…||1999-05-09||1011||Horrors of Spider Island||1999-07-25|
|1002||Girl in Gold Boots||1999-04-18||1007||Track of the Moon Beast||1999-06-13||1012||Squirm||1999-08-01|
|1003||Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders||1999-09-12||1008||Final Justice||1999-06-20||1013||Diabolik||1999-08-08|
|1005||Blood Waters of Dr. Z||1999-05-02||1010||It Lives by Night||1999-07-18|