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Hired!Musical

Hired! is a song from the episode, Bride of the Monster.

Lyrics

Bots: (in a whisper) He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.


Joel: I'm hired.


Bots: He’s hired.


Joel: I hope I don't get fired.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.


Bots: He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.


Joel: I got a job today.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: I'm selling Chevrolets.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: I'm bringing home good pay.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: I just got hired.


Bots: He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He got a job today.


Joel: Yeah, me!


Bots: He's selling Chevrolets.


Joel: We're gonna get awnings.


Bots: He's bringing home good pay.


Joel: Maybe even dessert. (at same time with bots next line) I just got hired.


Bots: He just got hired.


All: HIRED!


(music changes)


Joel: I was wondering if you'd like to see my--


Gypsy: No!


Joel: But I really think you should see my--


Tom: No!


Joel: It's got a lovely--


Gypsy: No!


Joel: And if only you would--


Crow: No!


Bots: Can't you see we're trying to tell you no!


(music changes)


Tom: (spoken) Ahh.


(singing) Zeros, zeros.

None of my salesmen has ever sold a car.

Sometimes I think I might be pushing them too far.

I think I'll hit the bar

And try to get my mind off zeros.


Gypsy: Zeros.


Tom: Zeros.


Gypsy: Zeros.


Tom: All of my salesmen are zeros.


(music changes)


Crow: Good evening, sonny.


Tom: Hi, Dad.


Crow: You look depressed.


Tom: I am.


Gypsy: Come on and have some lemonade.


Tom: Thanks, Mom, but that won't help.


Crow: Just get it off your chest.


Tom: Okay. I suck at my job.


Crow: No, you don't.


Tom: Yes, I do.


Gypsy: Oh, my.


Tom: My salesmen are slobs.


Crow: No, they aren't.


Tom: Yes, they do.


Crow and Gypsy: Huh?


Tom: I'd like to make a sale, but what can I do? I'm gonna be a failure just like you, Dad.


Crow: Like me?


Tom: That's right, I'll be a failure just like you!


Crow: (spoken) Why, you, son of a ragalfragen...


Joel: (spoken) Extry, extry, read all about it! Pearl Harbor bombed! Roosevelt declares war!


Tom: (spoken) Well, that's it!


Crow: What's it?


Tom: Uncle Sam's gonna need cars. Why, selling Chevrolets is gonna help the war effort.

Don't ya see, Dad? Come on

everybody!


All: (singing) See the U.S.A. in your Chev--


Joel: (spoken) Stop! We got Commercial Sign.


Tom: (spoken) For crying out loud!


Crow: (spoken) What's the point?


Joel: Commercial Sign.


Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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