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Hired!Musical

Hired! is a song from the episode, Bride of the Monster.

Lyrics

Bots: (in a whisper) He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.


Joel: I'm hired.


Bots: He’s hired.


Joel: I hope I don't get fired.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.


Bots: He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.


Joel: I got a job today.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: I'm selling Chevrolets.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: I'm bringing home good pay.


Bots: He's hired.


Joel: I just got hired.


Bots: He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He got a job today.


Joel: Yeah, me!


Bots: He's selling Chevrolets.


Joel: We're gonna get awnings.


Bots: He's bringing home good pay.


Joel: Maybe even dessert. (at same time with bots next line) I just got hired.


Bots: He just got hired.


All: HIRED!


(music changes)


Joel: I was wondering if you'd like to see my--


Gypsy: No!


Joel: But I really think you should see my--


Tom: No!


Joel: It's got a lovely--


Gypsy: No!


Joel: And if only you would--


Crow: No!


Bots: Can't you see we're trying to tell you no!


(music changes)


Tom: (spoken) Ahh.


(singing) Zeros, zeros.

None of my salesmen has ever sold a car.

Sometimes I think I might be pushing them too far.

I think I'll hit the bar

And try to get my mind off zeros.


Gypsy: Zeros.


Tom: Zeros.


Gypsy: Zeros.


Tom: All of my salesmen are zeros.


(music changes)


Crow: Good evening, sonny.


Tom: Hi, Dad.


Crow: You look depressed.


Tom: I am.


Gypsy: Come on and have some lemonade.


Tom: Thanks, Mom, but that won't help.


Crow: Just get it off your chest.


Tom: Okay. I suck at my job.


Crow: No, you don't.


Tom: Yes, I do.


Gypsy: Oh, my.


Tom: My salesmen are slobs.


Crow: No, they aren't.


Tom: Yes, they do.


Crow and Gypsy: Huh?


Tom: I'd like to make a sale, but what can I do? I'm gonna be a failure just like you, Dad.


Crow: Like me?


Tom: That's right, I'll be a failure just like you!


Crow: (spoken) Why, you, son of a ragalfragen...


Joel: (spoken) Extry, extry, read all about it! Pearl Harbor bombed! Roosevelt declares war!


Tom: (spoken) Well, that's it!


Crow: What's it?


Tom: Uncle Sam's gonna need cars. Why, selling Chevrolets is gonna help the war effort.

Don't ya see, Dad? Come on

everybody!


All: (singing) See the U.S.A. in your Chev--


Joel: (spoken) Stop! We got Commercial Sign.


Tom: (spoken) For crying out loud!


Crow: (spoken) What's the point?


Joel: Commercial Sign.


Songs edit
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