|618 - High School Big Shot|
|Air Date||December 10, 1994|
|AKA||The Young Sinners (UK)|
|Movie Director||Joel Rapp|
|Cast||Tom Pittman, Virginia Aldridge, Howard Veit (billed here as Howard Veidt), Malcolm Atterbury|
|Short||Out of This World|
|Preceded by||617 - The Sword and the Dragon|
|Followed by||619 - Red Zone Cuba|
Out of this World
A tale of the never ending battle between good and evil, heaven and hell, as the battle moves to Earth for ultimate domination of bread delivery truck drivers.
- This short was included on Shorts Vol 3, released by Rhino Entertainment on VHS in Janurary 2001, and on DVD in August 2004 as an limited time exclusive bonus for ordering MST3K: The Essentials from a specially created Rhino site.
It's 1959. Justifiably miserable 26-year-old high school student and "Shakespeare queen" Marv Grant (the late Tom Pittman, who died in a car crash shortly after this film was made) dreams of surviving high school and going to college. His English teacher, Mr. Carter (Peter Leeds, who was also in MST's "Girls Town") is helping to get him a scholarship 'cuz Marv is intelligent (dunh-dunh-dunhhhhhh! - he must die) and has memorized parts of "Hamlet". Marv's pop is a sporadically employed, dipsomaniacal boat anchor (Malcolm Atterbury, who was also in MST's "I Was a Teenage Werewolf"). (Marv's mother is not around but the reasons for her absence are not revealed, since she is never mentioned). Mr. Pittman senior dreams of going on the wagon, getting steady work, moving out of the dump he and Marv share and remarrying. He dreams this, that is, when he is not grinding Marv's ego into a fine powder with thoughtless comments.
When "the prettiest girl in school", the bosomy, conniving Betty Alexander (Virgina Aldridge) approaches Marv with her woeful plight of not being able to understand Shakespeare well enough to write a paper (jeopardizing her plan of graduating and getting out of town ASAP), Marv offers to write it for her. She goes out on a mercy date with him, and, tragically naive to the perils of romance, he becomes infatuated with her pleasing countenance and, I suppose, the fantasy of lifelong idyllic union with her (I'd give it six-twelve months, tops). When he pops the question, she baldly tells him it's "no dice" unless he can meet her monetary demands. She's on combative terms with her father and has a personal goal of wanting to "throw diamonds and furs in his face".
At work Marv overhears that a million dollars of drug money will soon be stored on the premises. He crafts a precise plan to steal it, enlisting the aid of two experienced, non-threatening sometime criminals, affable safe cracker Stanley "Tribble" Adams and Adam's brother-in-law, suspicious, put-upon liquor store proprietor Louis Quinn.
Marv assures Betty he will soon have big bank and tells her how he is going to get it. She relays the info to her main squeeze, the Michael-J-Pollardesque bully/petty thug Vince (Howard Veit). Betty pressures him into snatching the money from Marv and furnishes a handgun. Vince resists, having only stolen hubcaps in the way of up to mow, but he relents after a couple of lip locks.
Things fall apart. Marv's cheating is revealed. It seems the possibility of going to college is ended. Marv's dad proposes to a woman he's been seeing, is snubbed and then loses out on the promise of a job. Utterly defeated, he hints to Marv of a dark possibility. What else, one wonders, could possibly go wrong?
Who will wind up with the money and the girl - Marv, Vince, or neither? Will villainous vixen Betty pay the price for her pitiless plotting? How does the title of the film relate to any of its content? In the eyes of the studio, is Marv a "big shot" who deserves the worst because he has a good mind?
Segment One: Mike turns to a drill to relieve the pressure. Dr. Forrester gives Frank and the SOL crew chemistry sets to do the work for him. Frank clones a dinosaur using his chemistry set. Alas, it does not like Dr. F. Crow mixes a potion that makes Tom Servo huge!
Segment Two: Mike, Crow, and Tom present their specialty breads, such as a bread with a shampoo and conditioner built in, or a butter-top bread with bars of real butter stuck into it.
Segment Three: Crow and Tom egg Mike. With an omelet. And the hollandaise is too lemony.
Segment Four: Crow and Tom try and fail to break into Gypsy’s diary using dynamite and more dynamite.
Segment Five:Mike reads a letter until the Bots reenact the tragic end of the movie with water pistols. Dr. F gives the little dinosaur something to chew on, and it's in Frank's pants.
Stinger: "A million bucks!"
- "Say I'm starring in Forever Plaid!"
Forever Plaid is an off-Broadway musical about a 1950s pop music group.
- "I just saw Howard Hughes in the desert!"
- "This is Charles Kuralt. We're gonna leave you now with images of bread!"
- "Hey, Dr. Giggles!"
Dr. Giggles was a 1992 horror movie.
- "Uh...that's Christine Jorgensen!"
In the early 1950s, Christine Jorgensen became famous as one of the first people to undergo a sex-change operation.
- "Niels Bohr buys groceries."
Niels Bohr was a Danish physicist who was a key contributor to the development of quantum mechanics.
- How's the German expressionist date going?
German expressionism was a dark and moody school of film-making developed in Germany in the 1920s.
- "Terry Malloy!"
Terry Malloy is the name of the main character in Elia Kazan's 1954 classic film On the Waterfront.
- She committed thought crimes! Put the rat mask on her!
A reference to the crimes and torture of Winston Smith in George Orwell's 1984.
- "Dad's turned into Gregor Samsa."
Gregor Samsa is the character in Franz Kafka's novella The Metamorphosis who wakes up one morning only to find he has changed into a giant bug-like creature.
|preceded by: Season 5||MST3K Season 6||followed by: Season 7|
|1994 - 1995|
|601||Girls Town||1994-07-16||609||The Skydivers||1994-08-27||617||The Sword and the Dragon||1994-12-03|
|602||Invasion USA||1994-07-23||610||The Violent Years||1994-10-15||618||High School Big Shot||1994-12-20|
|603||The Dead Talk Back||1994-07-31||611||Last of the Wild Horses||1994-10-15||619||Red Zone Cuba||1994-12-17|
|604||Zombie Nightmare||1994-11-24||612||The Starfighters||1994-10-29||620||Danger!! Death Ray||1995-01-07|
|605||Colossus and the Headhunters||1994-08-20||613||The Sinister Urge||1994-11-05||621||The Beast of Yucca Flats||1995-01-21|
|606||The Creeping Terror||1994-09-17||614||San Francisco International||1994-11-19||622||Angels Revenge||1995-03-11|
|607||Bloodlust||1994-09-03||615||Kitten with a Whip||1994-11-23||623||The Amazing Transparent Man||1995-03-18|
|608||Code Name: Diamond Head||1994-10-01||616||Racket Girls||1994-11-26||624||Samson vs. the Vampire Women||1995-03-25|