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Goosio, friend to all Maltese children.

Goosio was a character (played by Patrick Brantseg) who appeared in a host segment in episode 1008, Final Justice.

In one of the episode's theater segments, Mike pointed to a parade float and said "It's the beloved Maltese children's character Goosio!" In a subsequent host segment, Goosio, friend to Maltese children everywhere, appeared on the Satellite of Love as a goodwill ambassador. Crow and Servo assumed that Goosio was a lifeless puppet that Mike was using to play a joke on them and proceeded to savagely attack and kill Goosio, much to Mike's dismay.

In the moments before his gruesome death, Goosio sings a heartwarming song of joy;

"The Ballad of Goosio"

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Did you know I'm Goosio?

Friend to Maltese children everywhere-io

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

I bet you knew-sio

It's me-sio, your friend Goosio

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Everyone loves Goosio!

Gather 'round children and hear my song

I'm Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Goosio loves you everyone

Goosio!  Ha ha ha ha ha!

The Satellite of Love
Primary Residents Joel RobinsonMike NelsonJonah HestonTom ServoCrow T. RobotGypsyCambotMagic VoiceNanites
Minor/Other Residents TimmyMike's RobotClayton Forrester and TV's Frank (mirror)Eddie Nelson (Alternate universe)TV's MadamJoey the LemurGiant Tom ServoTibbyGypsy (mirror)Tom Servo (mirror)
Visitors Kenny and HelenKitten With a WhipNuveenaEnochTwo White DevilsDemon DogsMonadPhantom of KrankorOrtegaHenry KissingerGoosioMikey the Mike spriteJ.C.GoochJan in the PanGlenn ManningValeriaHugh BeaumontBrucePearl ForresterProfessor BoboGameraYakov SmirnoffEarl TorgesonLydiaDolphinsMothraBrain Guy
Terminology Hexfield ViewscreenRocket Number 9UmbilicusMovie signManipulator armsDeus ex MachinaHyper-warp escape shipsAirlockPhoton TorpedoWhirlpool
Locations BridgeTheaterTheater hallwayMike's roomTom's roomCrow's RoomJoel's roomKitchen

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