Godzilla Genealogy Bop
From MST3K
The Godzilla Genealogy Bop, is a song from the Episode Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster. It's Joel point of veiw in explaning how Godzilla was created, as well has other "Green" characters.
Lyrics
CROW: Joel?
JOEL: Yeah.
CROW: Joel! Jo--
JOEL: Uh, over here, yeah.
CROW: Oh, there you are. Uh, I'm confused. Uh, Just who is this Godzilla guy?
TOM: Yes, wise one. Please, teach us.
JOEL: I don't know if you're ready for this.
TOM: [at same time as Crow] Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
CROW: [at same time as Servo] Oh, please! Please! Pleeeeease!
JOEL: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called the "Godzilla Genealogy Bop." Would you hit it, Professor Cambot?
[music starts]
In order to know Godzilla, we've got to look into his past.
CROW: You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast.
JOEL: Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into high.
TOM: Come on, let's cut to the chase you couple of geeks, and get to the family tree!
CROW: Huh?
JOEL: Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released.
TOM: Oh, like--
TOM & CROW: --baby alligators and other nasty beasts?
JOEL: Right. The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their size.
TOM: Oh.
CROW: Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs!
JOEL: Right.
TOM: Ah!
JOEL: Now you're getting it little buddy--
CROW: Ah!
JOEL: --but now we must move on.
TOM: Uh huh.
JOEL: Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-bomb.
TOM: Yeah. Look, there's Aunty Ness from Scotland's Loch, they married in the spring. And their first-born was Godzooky, and now we begin to sing!
[in background]
Bop be du-bop! Be du-bidie du be du bop....
[you got the picture....]
CROW: Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair with Lorna Lufts
and smoked a big cigar.
TOM: And outta the lust of the Lufts affair Ron Perlman resulted.
CROW: Hu!
JOEL: You know, surgery was considered for him, but nobody was consulted! Oh, I did it again.
CROW: Then Ron met Yoko Ono, and they began to spawn a couple of hundred horrible things as green as Forest Lawn.
TOM: There they are: there's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing, Hulk, and Ernest Borgnine too!
CROW: But Ernest Borgnine isn't green!
TOM: Well put him on a boat and he is!
JOEL & CROW: WHAT?!
TOM: Hey! Who's that at the bottom, a-wallowin' in his shame?
CROW: Oh, that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy fame.
TOM: Huh.
JOEL: To wrap it up, the worst mutation...
CROW: No, you don't suppose?!
TOM: Oh yes it is, the horror of horrors--
ALL: --Karl Malden's nose!
TOM & CROW: Ohhhh nooooo!
JOEL: We got movie--commercial sign on top.
CROW: Dig it.
