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Mst213- Godzilla Geneology Bop

The Godzilla chart on display.

The Godzilla Genealogy Bop, is a song from the Episode Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster. It's Joel's point of view in explaning how Godzilla was created, as well as other "Green" characters. It was written by Faye Burkholder and Kevin Murphy.


CROW: Joel?

JOEL: Yeah.

CROW: Joel! Jo--

JOEL: Uh, over here, yeah.

CROW: Oh, there you are. Uh, I'm confused. Uh, Just who is this Godzilla guy?

TOM: Yes, wise one. Please, teach us.

JOEL: I don't know if you're ready for this.

TOM: [at same time as Crow] Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!

CROW: [at same time as Servo] Oh, please! Please! Pleeeeease!

JOEL: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called the "Godzilla Genealogy Bop." Would you hit it, Professor Cambot?

[music starts]

In order to know Godzilla, we've got to look into his past.

CROW: You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast.

JOEL: Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into high.

TOM: Come on, let's cut to the chase you couple of geeks, and get to the family tree!

CROW: Huh?

JOEL: Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released.

TOM: Oh, like--

TOM & CROW: --baby alligators and other nasty beasts?

JOEL: Right. The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their size.

TOM: Oh.

CROW: Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs!

JOEL: Right.

TOM: Ah!

JOEL: Now you're getting it little buddy--


JOEL: --but now we must move on.

TOM: Uh huh.

JOEL: Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-bomb.

TOM: Yeah. Look, there's Aunty Ness from Scotland's Loch, they married in the spring. And their first-born was Godzooky, and now we begin to sing!

[in background]

Bop be du-bop! Be du-bidie du be du bop....

[you got the picture....]

CROW: Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair with Lorna Lufts

and smoked a big cigar.

TOM: And outta the lust of the Lufts affair Ron Perlman resulted.


JOEL: You know, surgery was considered for him, but nobody was consulted! Oh, I did it again.

CROW: Then Ron met Yoko Ono, and they began to spawn a couple of hundred horrible things as green as Forest Lawn.

TOM: There they are: there's Kermit the Frog , the Swamp Thing, Hulk, and Ernest Borgnine too!

CROW: But Ernest Borgnine isn't green!

TOM: Well put him on a boat and he is!


TOM: Hey! Who's that at the bottom, a-wallowin' in his shame?

CROW: Oh, that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy fame.

TOM: Huh.

JOEL: To wrap it up, the worst mutation...

CROW: No, you don't suppose?!

TOM: Oh yes it is, the horror of horrors--

ALL: --Karl Malden's nose!

TOM & CROW: Ohhhh nooooo!

JOEL: We got movie--commercial sign on top.

CROW: Dig it.

Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "Killer Shrew" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is On Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "Great Space Circus" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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