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The "Fugitive Alien Medley" is a medley of songs performed by Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot and Gypsy during Experiment #318.

Set-up[]

[On The Satellite of Love]

Tom Servo: Alright! I'm feeling really good!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!

Lyrics[]

ALL
This is the song
Starting off our medley
Our favorite Fugitive Alien songs
Don't try to kill us with a forklift
Won't take very long
Relax and sing along

Tom Servo: Thank you, thank you.
Crow T. Robot: Ya know, Tommy, a movie like Fugitive Alien can make you cry and it can make you cry.
Tom Servo: Ah, oui.
Crow T. Robot: But, the thing I treasure most--and I'm speaking from the heart here, this is totally off-script -- is the music.
Tom Servo: (in a French accent) Oh, zis is so true mon Crow. Songs of love and adventure and -- if I may -- whimsy, no? Hehehe...but you know, my favorite was the heart-rending ballad in which the wistful Tammy pledges her love to Ken.
Crow T. Robot: It goes a little something like this...
Tom Servo: Two...three...four...

(Sung in round)

CROW
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him

TOM
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him

CROW
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me

TOM
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me

CROW
I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him

TOM
I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him

CROW
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free

TOM
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free

CROW
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him

TOM
Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?

CROW
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me

TOM
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dong, ding Ding, dong, ding

CROW
I'm all messed up inside I might have to off him

TOM
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the morning.

CROW
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free

TOM
I love Ken
I love Ken

Joel Robinson: All right! This band is marvelous, aren't they ladies and gentlemen? Cambot Brown and his Band Renowned! Give it up for 'em!
Tom Servo: Oh, yeah! All right! Yeah!
Crow T. Robot: Smokin'!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!
Tom Servo: ...2...3...

JOEL
It's got a real cool feel (Tom Servo: Huh! Yah! Oh!)
Flying high with a Star Wolf HA!
We're firing-up the ship (Tom Servo: Huh! Yeah! Uh! Ha!)
And we're hitting the town (Tom Servo: Boogie Boogie!)
With groovy Ken and Tammy (Tom Servo: Yeah! Ha!)
Swingin' Rocky and Joe (Crow T. Robot: (as Sammy Davis, Jr.) Wild, man!
And those two other guys Who we don't really know...FORGET 'EM!
Lay down the boogie
And head for the stars man!

Gypsy: Thanks, Joel.
Tom Servo: (under his breath) What a lunatic, huh?
Gypsy: Well, that was fun, but if I could get a little serious for a moment. Well, I was wondering where we'd be without our boys and girls in shiny red pleather. It makes me proud to know that they're out there, somewhere...

GYPSY
What can you see
Flying some mystic seas
Fighting for you and me
Captain Joe and the Gang
When they pass by
Fitter than pumpkin pie
Steppin' in liquid dye
Time in the blue

Tom Servo: (whispering) Tempo, tempo!
Joel Robinson: (laughing) Gypsy, ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Huh?
Joel Robinson: Do ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Oh, Joel, I...
Tom Servo: Let's all do it!
Gypsy: Okay!

ALL
We are not fond of Sandy Frank
We just want to ask him why
We wanna stick it to Sandy Frank
And sit on his chest
And gob on his face
And make him cry...

Tom Servo: Yeah!
Joel Robinson: Let's take it home!
Crow T. Robot: I'm feeling really good!
Tom Servo: Feels so good, it shows!
Gypsy: Woooooooo!

ALL
And that's our song
We hope that you enjoyed it
And if you thought that it was stupid and trite
Come on and kill us with a forklift
All we wanna do
With love from us to you
Is sing...THE FUGITIVE ALIEN SOOOOOOONG!

Tom Servo: Huh! Hah! Hi-Keeba!

Credits[]



Songs
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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence
Season 1 "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "I Like What I Know About You" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Hired!"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Square Dance" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!: "I'm the Government" / "I'm the Crime Bill" / "Government Gridlock" / "The Foreign Policy Blues" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?"
Season 7 "Phones" • "Leave Bronx"
Season 8 "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • "The Funky Seventies" • "The Gods Jam" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love"
Season 9 "Pumaman" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Season 13 "Perico March" • "Mother Crabber" • "Sing a Song for Jiger" • "Supervillainesses" • "Monster RSVP" • "Hooray for Santa Claus" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
Additional "Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIClowns in the Sky I & IIMST3K: The ReturnSongs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3KThe Complete Clowns in the SkyMST3K Seasons 12 + 13
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