The "Fugitive Alien Medley" is a medley of songs performed by Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot and Gypsy during Experiment #318.
Set-up[]
Tom Servo: Alright! I'm feeling really good!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!
Lyrics[]
ALL
This is the song
Starting off our medley
Our favorite Fugitive Alien songs
Don't try to kill us with a forklift
Won't take very long
Relax and sing along
Tom Servo: Thank you, thank you.
Crow T. Robot: Ya know, Tommy, a movie like Fugitive Alien can make you cry and it can make you cry.
Tom Servo: Ah, oui.
Crow T. Robot: But, the thing I treasure most--and I'm speaking from the heart here, this is totally off-script -- is the music.
Tom Servo: (in a French accent) Oh, zis is so true mon Crow. Songs of love and adventure and -- if I may -- whimsy, no? Hehehe...but you know, my favorite was the heart-rending ballad in which the wistful Tammy pledges her love to Ken.
Crow T. Robot: It goes a little something like this...
Tom Servo: Two...three...four...
(Sung in round)
CROW
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him
TOM
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him
CROW
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me
TOM
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me
CROW
I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him
TOM
I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him
CROW
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free
TOM
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free
CROW
I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him
TOM
Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
CROW
I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me
TOM
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dong, ding Ding, dong, ding
CROW
I'm all messed up inside I might have to off him
TOM
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the morning.
CROW
I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free
TOM
I love Ken
I love Ken
Joel Robinson: All right! This band is marvelous, aren't they ladies and gentlemen? Cambot Brown and his Band Renowned! Give it up for 'em!
Tom Servo: Oh, yeah! All right! Yeah!
Crow T. Robot: Smokin'!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!
Tom Servo: ...2...3...
JOEL
It's got a real cool feel (Tom Servo: Huh! Yah! Oh!)
Flying high with a Star Wolf HA!
We're firing-up the ship (Tom Servo: Huh! Yeah! Uh! Ha!)
And we're hitting the town (Tom Servo: Boogie Boogie!)
With groovy Ken and Tammy (Tom Servo: Yeah! Ha!)
Swingin' Rocky and Joe (Crow T. Robot: (as Sammy Davis, Jr.) Wild, man!
And those two other guys
Who we don't really know...FORGET 'EM!
Lay down the boogie
And head for the stars man!
Gypsy: Thanks, Joel.
Tom Servo: (under his breath) What a lunatic, huh?
Gypsy: Well, that was fun, but if I could get a little serious for a moment. Well, I was wondering where we'd be without our boys and girls in shiny red pleather. It makes me proud to know that they're out there, somewhere...
GYPSY
What can you see
Flying some mystic seas
Fighting for you and me
Captain Joe and the Gang
When they pass by
Fitter than pumpkin pie
Steppin' in liquid dye
Time in the blue
Tom Servo: (whispering) Tempo, tempo!
Joel Robinson: (laughing) Gypsy, ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Huh?
Joel Robinson: Do ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Oh, Joel, I...
Tom Servo: Let's all do it!
Gypsy: Okay!
ALL
We are not fond of Sandy Frank
We just want to ask him why
We wanna stick it to Sandy Frank
And sit on his chest
And gob on his face
And make him cry...
Tom Servo: Yeah!
Joel Robinson: Let's take it home!
Crow T. Robot: I'm feeling really good!
Tom Servo: Feels so good, it shows!
Gypsy: Woooooooo!
ALL
And that's our song
We hope that you enjoyed it
And if you thought that it was stupid and trite
Come on and kill us with a forklift
All we wanna do
With love from us to you
Is sing...THE FUGITIVE ALIEN SOOOOOOONG!
Tom Servo: Huh! Hah! Hi-Keeba!
Credits[]
- Music by Michael J. Nelson
- Lyrics by Kevin Murphy
- Performed by Joel Hodgson, Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu and Jim Mallon