Turkey Day '91 was the first Turkey Day marathon of Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes. It aired on Comedy Central from midnight, November 28 (Thanksgiving Day) to 6:00 AM on November 29, 1991.
Fifteen episodes were shown in all, and were backed by segments featuring TV's Frank's attempt to throw a Thanksgiving dinner party in Deep 13. In addition, bumpers featuring the Satellite of Love crew engaging in Thanksgiving skits were shown during commercial breaks.
Schedule[]
November 28[]
- 12:00 AM - Ring of Terror
- 2:00 AM - Cave Dwellers
- 4:00 AM - Jungle Goddess
- 6:00 AM - The Side Hackers
- 8:00 AM - Rocketship X-M
- 10:00 AM - Rocket Attack U.S.A.
- 12:00 PM - Time of the Apes
- 2:00 PM - Wild Rebels
- 4:00 PM - The Amazing Colossal Man
- 6:00 PM - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
- 8:00 PM - Pod People
- 10:00 PM - Fugitive Alien
November 29[]
- 12:00 AM - Catalina Caper
- 2:00 AM - Daddy-O
- 4:00 AM - It Conquered the World
Host Segments[]
Dr. Forrester is fixated on showing MST3K episodes to televisions across the world and is trying not to get distracted by Thanksgiving.
Bumpers[]
Bumper One: Joel Robinson and the Bots sing about Turkey Day.
Bumper Two: Joel explains Turkey Day.
Bumper Three: Tom Servo: "Hey, did you know that Puritans used to beat up Quakers?".
Bumper Four: Joel shows us a turkey baster.
Bumper Five: Crow T. Robot doesn't say his line on time. "Hi, you're- Oh, shoot."
Bumper Six: Gypsy forgets her line.
Bumper Seven: Servo announces Turkey Day, then flubs his line when he tries it again.
Bumper Eight: Servo gets his line right.
Bumper Nine: Joel: "The count is five down and the amount is $125".
Bumper Ten: Crow: "Turkey Fact No. 12: If you leave turkeys out in the rain, they'll drown. Stupid jerks."
Bumper 11: Servo fruitlessly tries to get Gypsy to say her line.
Bumper 12: Servo as Myles Standish.
Bumper 13: Joel: "These are potato buds, this is a turkey baster; be careful".
Bumper 14: "Turkey Fact No. 12: Turkeys are filled with enough L-Tryptophan to knock you on your sorry Thanksgiving ass."
Bumper 15: Gypsy: "Go." (At least, I think that's what she says.)
Bumper 16: Joel recommends the best cooking method for turkey.
Bumper 17: Crow: "Turkey Fact No. 12: Turkeys would rather walk through an electric fence than around it. Ha ha. They're so stupid."
Bumper 18: Joel: "Don't be afraid to say no to organ meats this holiday season."
Bumper 19: Crow has his turkey beak on top of his normal one. Servo: "You look like the goose from Red Goose Shoes."
Bumper 20: Time of the Apes.
Bumper 21: Wild Rebels.
Bumper 22: "Do the Alamo!"
Bumper 23: The Amazing Colossal Man.
Bumper 24: The SoL crew has a turkey sent up to them. Servo: "The turkey survived a dose of radiation, what is the big deal?!"
Bumper 25: The SoL crew, ready to eat their turkey, announce Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster, and Joel makes the international symbol of all things that taste good: :P.
Bumpers 26 and 27: Joel and Crow talk over a sleeping Servo (who clearly enjoyed the turkey) about Pod People.
Bumper 28: "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" Yes, it's Fugitive Alien!
Bumper 29: Catalina Caper.