List of references to The Wizard of Oz in Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Season K[]
Gamera[]
Gamera.
- "The first quiz question is: Is Ted Turner dumb enough to colorize the begining [sic] of "the Wizard of Oz"?"
Gamera vs Zigra[]
- "Auntie Em!"
Gamera vs Guiron[]
- "Surrender Dorothy?"
- "Oil can!"
- "I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore, Toto."
Phase IV[]
- "They're spelling something. Surrender Dorothy."
- "ANT-ie Em! ANT-ie Em!"
Cosmic Princess[]
- "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
- "Pay no attention to the man behind the test tubes."
- "If I only had a brain."
Humanoid Woman[]
- "Poppies will make her sleep."
Fugitive Alien[]
- "Starfields will make him sleep."
- "O-Ee-Oh. Yeoo-Oh." [the Witch's guards' chant.]
City on Fire[]
- "Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"
The Million Eyes of Sumuru[]
- "Just try to pay no attention to that girl behind the curtain."
The "Legend of Dinosaurs"[]
- "I'm not in Kansas anymore."
- "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Season 1[]
The Crawling Eye[]
- "It was a bizarre dream and you were all there."
The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy[]
- "Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!"
The Mad Monster[]
The Mad Monster.
- "Maybe it's helium and they'll all sound like the Munchkins."
- "He looks just like one of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz!"
- "How about a little ball, Scarecrow?"
Project Moon Base[]
- "Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all!"
Robot Holocaust[]
- "Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road."
- "Scarecrow? Tin Man? Lion?"
Untamed Youth[]
- "The poppies made her sleep!"
- "...and Scarecrow, and the rest of you."
The Black Scorpion[]
- "Fly, monkeys! Fly!"
Season 2[]
Rocketship X-M[]
- "Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man."
- "Yeah, and you were there, and you, and you, and everybody."
The Side Hackers[]
- "Have a little fire, Scarecrow."
Jungle Goddess[]
- "Oil can."
- "Or click my heels together."
- "Hail Dorothy, the Wicked Witch Doctor is dead. Hail Dorothy."
Catalina Caper[]
- "He'll thrash us from top to bottomus."
- "That we ain't got? Courage."
Ring of Terror[]
- "Ow! Hey, how would you like it if someone picked apples off of YOU?"
- "Oil can."
Wild Rebels[]
- "How would you like someone putting a cigarette out on you?"
- "Guess we're not in Kansas anymore, dude. Go kill Dorothy."
Lost Continent[]
- "Hey, we landed on a witch. Maybe the movie will be in color from this point."
King Dinosaur[]
- Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!"
- "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
First Spaceship on Venus[]
- ".... a brain, a home, the nerve."
- "I... I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks!"
- "Hey, he landed on a witch."
Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster[]
- "And what about Scarecrow's brain?"
Season 3[]
Cave Dwellers[]
- "Come forward, Cowardly Lion!"
- "I don’t know how to get this thing to work. Goodbye, folks! Goodbye!"
- "Yeah, and what about Scarecrow's brain!"
Gamera[]
- "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
- "I'm melting!"
Pod People[]
- "I can't bring him down, I don't know how it works."
- "Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my! Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!"
- "I do believe in spooks! I do believe in spooks! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks!"
Gamera vs Barugon[]
- "How about a little tongue, Scarecrow?"
- "Gamera's melting like a lemon drop, high above the chimney tops."
- "Yeah, and Scarecrow's brain!
- "Poppies. Poppies will make him sleep."
- "He's dead. You killed him."
Time of the Apes[]
- "And what about Scarecrow's brain?"
Daddy-O[]
- "Oil can!"
Gamera vs Gaos[]
- "I do believe in Gaos! I do believe in Gaos! I do, I do, I do, I do, I do believe in Gaos!"
The Amazing Colossal Man[]
- "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
- "Yeah right, Dorothy. You can go back to Kansas now."
Fugitive Alien[]
- "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
It Conquered the World[]
- "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
Gamera vs Guiron[]
- "Give me those ruby slippers."
- [If only we had] "a brain, the nerve."
Earth vs the Spider[]
- "Poppies!"
Teenage Cave Man[]
- "Have a little fire, Scarecrow."
Gamera vs Zigra[]
- "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
The Saga of the Viking Women...[]
- "Here's a waffle for you, Scarecrow."
- "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
- "Hail Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead. Hail Dorothy!"
War of the Colossal Beast[]
- "He got shocked all the way back to Oz."
The Unearthly[]
- "There's no place like home."
- "Oh, what a world, what a world."
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians[]
- "Oilcan. Oilcan!"
The Castle of Fu Manchu[]
- "Auntie Em, Auntie Em. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!"
- "Come forward, Cowardly Lion."
Master Ninja II[]
- "Who killed my sister?"
- "You killed him. Hail Dorothy!"
- "The Wizard's not in!"
- "Where has my little dog gone."
Season 4[]
Space Travelers[]
- "I'm melting! Melting!"
The Giant Gila Monster[]
- "Dorothy? Dorothy!"
City Limits[]
- "Hail Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!" "Hail Dorothy."
- "Come back later, the Wizard is busy."
- "You're fired, Scarecrow!"
- "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
Teenagers from Outer Space[]
- "Run, Toto, run!"
- "Hooker headers and thrush pipes! Woofers and tweeters and bears, oh my!"
- "Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You were there, and you , and you..."
- "Do not look at the man behind the curtain."
- "Scarecrow, I'll miss you least of all."
- "Somewhe-e-e-re...."
Being from Another Planet[]
- "I am the great and powerful Oz! Pay no attention to the man behind the boiler."
The Killer Shrews[]
- "I can't stop him, I don't know how it works. Goodbye, folks!"
- "Dorothy? Dorothy!"
- "How about a little fire, doggie?"
Hercules Against the Moon Men[]
- How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
- "What do they got that I ain't got?"
"Pants!"
"Well, you can say that again Huh?"
The Magic Sword[]
- "The Wizard's not in!"
Hercules and the Captive Women[]
- "We represent the Lollipop Guild."
Manhunt in Space[]
Manhunt in Space.
- "Oz never did give nothing to Bill Tinsman
That he didn't, didn't already have."
Tormented[]
- "I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks! I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks!"
Fire Maidens of Outer Space[]
- "I can hear my heart breaking."
- "How would you like it if we picked your apples?"
- "I can barely hear my heart beat."
Crash of Moons[]
- "The house began to pitch, the hinges to unhitch."
- "He walks like a flying monkey."
The Human Duplicators[]
- "Where are you off to?"
"To see the Wizard."
The Day the Earth Froze[]
- "Poppies will make her sleep."
- "Fly, monkeys! Fly!"
Bride of the Monster[]
- "I can barely hear his heart beating."
- "Hi, uncle Bela, aunt Thor."
Season 5[]
Hercules[]
- "Courage."
- "Hail, Dorothy!"
- "Poppies."
Secret Agent Super Dragon[]
- "Fashions from the Lollipop Guild Collection."
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad[]
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad.
- "O-Ee-Oh. Yeoo-Oh." [the Witch's guards' chant.]
- "Dorothy? Dorothy!"
- "Fly, monkeys! Oh, I mean seahorse."
Eegah[]
- "Poppies will make us sleep."
I Accuse My Parents[]
- "Courage."
- "Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"
Operation Double 007[]
- "What happened was just this."
- "Can you even dye my eyes to match my doll?"
- "O-Ee-Oh. Yeoo-Oh." [the Witch's guards' chant.]
The Painted Hills[]
- "And you were there, and you, and you..."
Mitchell[]
- "Sorry, folks, I can't come back. I don't know how it works. Goodbye!"
The Brain That Wouldn't Die[]
- "She had a heart, and a brain."
"And a noive."
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman[]
- "And you, Tin Man. Step forward."
- "I can hear my heart breaking."
Alien from L.A.[]
- "Do you represent the Lollipop Guild?"
- "O-Ee-Oh. Yeoo-Oh." [the Witch's guards' chant.]
Outlaw[]
- "Toto, I have a feeling this isn't the Red Onion."
Santa Claus[]
- "The house began to twitch."
Village of the Giants[]
- "You killed him. You killed the spider."
- "I'm melting!"
- "Surrender Aunt Bee!"
12 to the Moon[]
- "Perhaps you are right, my Munchkin."
Season 6[]
Girls Town[]
- "Fly, monkeys! Fly!"
- "How would you like it if somebody picked your apples?"
- "And a couple of tra-la-las."
Invasion USA[]
- "Surrender Dorothy."
- "Dorothy? Dorothy!"
The Creeping Terror[]
- "You were there... and you, and you."
Bloodlust![]
- "What happened was just this,
the house began to twitch,
and then..." - "Now fly, monkeys! Fly!"
The Skydivers[]
- "Merry old land of Oz."
The Violent Years[]
- "Auntie Em!"
Last of the Wild Horses[]
- "Now fly, my horsies! Fly! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!"
- "The Emerald City is closed!"
Kitten with a Whip[]
- "How would you like it if someone picked your apples?"
Racket Girls[]
- "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
Angels Revenge[]
- "Oilcan! Oilcan!"
The Amazing Transparent Man[]
- "Dorothy returns home."
Season 7[]
The Brute Man[]
- "We represent, the Lollipop Guild..."
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell[]
- "And a couple of folderols."
- "O-Ee-Oh. Yeoo-Oh." [the Witch's guards' chant.]
The Incredible Melting Man[]
- "I'm melting... But you knew that."
Escape 2000[]
- "How about a little fire, spaceman."
Season 8[]
The Undead[]
- "... and your little dog too!"
- "Satan, I'd like to move up the ladder in the Lollipop Guild."
Terror from the Year 5000[]
- "Surrender Dorothy."
- "It's one of those 'Fly, monkeys! Fly!' monkeys."
Parts: The Clonus Horror[]
- "I can barely hear my heart beating."
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies[]
- "Pay no attention to the woman behind the mole!"
Prince of Space[]
- "Surrender Dorothy!"
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank[]
- "Last thing I knew, I was about to be killed by an elephant
"I should have wrapped him up in cellephant."
Season 9[]
The Projected Man[]
- "I'm melting!"
The Phantom Planet[]
- "Come out, come out, wherever you are..."
- "Are you a good spaceman or a bad spaceman?"
The Deadly Bees[]
- "Fly, monkeys, fly!"
Season 10[]
Squirm[]
- "It’s Glinda the Good Witch. And she’s hung up in the wires."
Diabolik[]
- "Dorothy!"
Season 11[]
The Time Travelers[]
- "How about a little fire, Scarecrow."
Avalanche[]
- "Oil can!"
The Beast of Hollow Mountain[]
- Put 'em up, put 'em up!"
- "Oh, I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world!"
Starcrash[]
- "Oh no, Glinda the Good Witch is multiplying at an alarming rate."
- "Oil can."
The Land That Time Forgot[]
- "I'm melting, because I'm German!"
- "No, you give oil to the Tin Man, not the Lion.
Yongary - Monster from the Deep[]
- "Poppies. Poppies will make Yongary sleep."
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom[]
- "I'm afraid there's no denyin',
I'm just a dandy lion." - "We represent the exploited labor guild,
the exploited labor guild."
Il Natale Che Quasi Non Fu[]
- "I can't come back. I don't know how it works. Goodbye!"
Season 12[]
Lords of the Deep[]
- "Follow the yellow brick road."
Killer Fish[]
- "I do believe in glue! I do, I do, I do believe in glue!"
Ator, the Fighting Eagle[]
- "When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart." - "Because, because, because, because,
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the Wizard,
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" - "What a world! What a world!"
Season 13[]
Demon Squad[]
- "Surrender Dorothy?"
Gamera vs Jiger[]
- "Oil can."
- "I can't come back. I don't know how it works."
The Mask[]
- "Irises and pupils and cataracts, oh my!"
RiffTrax[]
On January 17, 2014, RiffTrax did an official riff of the 1939 classic film.