Clay & Lars' Flesh Barn
From MST3K
Clay & Lars' Flesh Barn is a song from Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
Lyrics
[On the satellite:]
JOEL: Hey, sirs. Uh, wha--what's up?
[In Deep 13:]
LARRY: Our income if this new gig works out.
DR. FORRESTER: Yes. Larry and I have developed a new chain of fast food restaurants with very low overhead because we don't cook our food.
LARRY: 'Cause frying and broiling takes out a lot of the nutrients.
DR. FORRESTER: Yes. Uh, if your body likes another body, why don't you try one of our burgers a la naturale? It's, uh, ripped from the bone to your plate in seconds. It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn. Ha, ha. Uh, make with the lyrics, Larry. [picks up model of Flesh Barn]
LARRY: [brings out guitar]
If you're tired of the same old fare,
You've got a friend named Clay and Lar.
All our meat is guaranteed rare
Because we don't cook it!
DR. FORRESTER: You see, cooking takes out all the flavor.
LARRY: If you're tired of cookin' at home,
Try our meat right off the bone.
If you listen, you can hear it moan
Because we don't cook it!
DR. FORRESTER: Stunned, killed right at your table, eviscerated, very fresh.
LARRY: Now, there's no need for you to drive through,
Our fresh meat will walk out to you.
You'll say hi, you'll say moo,
It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn.
DR. FORRESTER: Fifteen locations to serve you, now in Altoona.
