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"City Rap" is one of the songs from City Limits.


[On the Satellite, rap beat in background:]

JOEL: Word up, blood. Hey homey.

CROW: The movie was lousy,

You really could tell.

The only thing I liked was Kim Cattrall.

K-k-k-im, K-k-k-im, K-k-k,

K-k-k, K-k-k, Kim, Kim Cattrall.

TOM: It was really stupid,

It was way to long.

It stared Robby Benson and Rae Dawn Chong.

Ch-ch-Rae, Ch-ch-Chong, Chong, R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-Rae.

JOEL: I thought that Sidehackin' really was bad.

I thought The Mighty Jack really made me mad.

I thought Pod People really was the pits,

But the stupidest movie was the biggest piece of--

CROW: [speaking] Hey! Shut your mouth.

JOEL: I was just talking about City Limits.

TOM: We can, well we can't dig it actually. [rapping again]

I wish I could see Citizen Kane. I wish I could see the Rules of the Game.

I wish I could view Seven Samurai,

But every film I see make me want to die.




CROW: Something going down in this town.

Something in the air that you can feel on the ground.

You know it's suppose to really excite me,

But all I can say is, "No! Bite me!"

'BOTS: Bite me! B-b-b-bite me! Bite.

Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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