|301 - Cave Dwellers|
|Air Date||June 1, 1991|
|MST3K Director||Jim Mallon|
|Turkey Day(s)||November 28, 1991, 2am|
|AKA|| Ator the Invincible|
The Blade Master
|Movie Director||David Hills|
|Cast|| Miles O'Keeffe|
David Cain Haughton
|Preceded by||213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster|
|Followed by||302 - Gamera|
|“|| "Let's recap the action so far."
"You're right, let's move on now."
|— Tom, Joel, and Tom at the halfway mark|
It is the medieval era or maybe 17th century Bulgaria or perhaps 19th century Japan. Akronas (Charles Borromel), "the Great One", is a legendary teacher, philosopher and inventor with bad taste in jewelry and remarkably soporific manner of speech. He leads an ivory-tower existence in a huge castle with his nubile daughter Mila (Lisa Foster).
Ator (Miles O'Keeffe) is a renowned swordsman / body builder / scholar / scientist / healer / warrior whose trademarks include a well-developed fat-free physique, little pants, a resplendent mane of freshly-shampooed locks complete with adorable Samurai top-knot, leather accessories (chest straps, bracelets, belt, and leather-fringed leg warmers), a pointy little visor and the ability to fight - poorly - with two swords at once. He is a one-time disciple of Akronas and dwells in a remote castle/cave of his own "at the edge of the Earth".
Akronas has invented / discovered / ordered from The Sharper Image a new, potent power source / bright light which he has christened "the geometric nucleus". Apparently, it has many potential applications, one of which might be a weapon - or a lunchbox, it's not so clear.
His daughter Mila becomes aware of her father getting really worried about his new acquisition and asks him what is the matter. Aware he is about to be overrun by the evil faux-Asian warlord Zor (David Brandon) and his henchmen, he decides the only person who can protect the nucleus is his former student Ator. In a long flashback he gives Mila Ator's life story, and how after killing a large puppet he moved to the eastern lands with his his mute warrior/sage/personal trainer/sidekick Thong (Kiro Wehara). As Zor enters the castle Akronas dispatches Mila to summon assistance from Ator. Mila dons her best Loverboy headband and "Plymouth Somerset hubcap" breastplate and sets off on her journey just as Zor arrives at the castle.
Eventually, Mila stumbles into Ator's castle after being ambushed with an arrow by Zor's minions. After treating her wound and conducting an identity check, Ator sets out to aid Akronas, in no particular hurry and with no visible supplies for the journey except a fabulous floor-length lavender cape, with the aid of Thong and Mila.
Zor, a whisper-thin, loquacious Snidely Whiplash-type villain with a ridiculous helmet, hairstyle and mustache is approximately as threatening as an under-caffeinated theater major with mono. He arrives at Castle Akronas and begins employing a combination of threats, flattery, sarcasm, wheedling, cajoling, magic, and halting, monotonic speech to wrest Akronas' secrets from him. With the help of his personal wizard Zandor he is able to observe Ator's movements from afar.
As Ator and company near the castle, they encounter an assortment of foes - samurai mimes, invisible Charlie Callas assailants, behemoth velour stuffed snakes, and cannibalistic cavemen. Mila tends to get captured so that Ator can dramatically and photogenically come to her rescue. Ator also is called upon, Kurosawa-style, to save a village from marauding Huns. Meanwhile, Zor gets ever more physically abusive with the none-too-robust Akronas (he has a heart condition and has not gotten around to inventing beta blockers just yet).
At last, Ator reaches the castle and launches an assault to rescue his mentor, employing a surprising mode of attack. Of course, we know he must ultimately do battle with the treacherous Zor.
Will Ator save his wise old master's life and prevent Zor from obtaining the geometric nucleus, and with it, unlimited power? Will he manage to convince Mila to provide him with a little sugar?
- The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's Ator the Fighting Eagle and was followed by 1986's The Iron Warrior. The movies were made to capitalize on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- The opening and closing credits use footage from a totally unrelated film, a 1960 Italian fantasy film titled Taur, the Mighty. (This was a common practice for FVI - see also the credits to Pod People.)
- As of Friday, September 23rd, 2016, this movie has also been featured on the German MST3K-esque TV show "The Worst Movies of all Times"  which is co-written and co-produced by Comedian Oliver Kalkofe who (in)famously also (co-)wrote the German dialogue on MST3K - The Movie. On that show, Kalkofe and another guy (not Oliver Welke) present cheap cineastic stinkers once a week and do commentary and text marquees/pop-ups during the film in much the same style as MST3K/Rifftraxx/CT.
Prologue: Joel and the Bots give themselves favorite new names.
Invention Exchange (Segment One): Joel creates the smoking jacket to look cool, while the Mads engage in robotic arm wrestling (with one of the Mole People acting as referee).
Segment Two: The gang reenacts Cave Dweller 's half-screen digitized credit sequence, starring Joel as "That Mean John Saxon-Type Guy," and Tom as "The Really Dull Old Guy."
Segment Three: Joel and the Bots ponder the conventions of naming fantasy objects in low-budget films.
Segment Five: The Bots point out the horrible continuity problems of the movie like tire tracks in the background and a man in prehistoric times wearing sunglasses. The Mads remind them of their evilness.
Stinger: "Thong, the fish is ready!"
- Comedy Central gave the the series a 72 episode order starting with this episode. The unusual order would cover the next 3 seasons.
- Aired the same day that Comedy Central officially went on the air.
- Trace Beaulieu provides the voice of TV’s Madam in Segment 3.
- The music in Segment 1 was written and arranged by Michael J. Nelson.
- “The driver is either missing or he’s dead!” (The Phantom Creeps)
- “Pyuma?!” (Ring of Terror)
- “I say it’s foggy!” (The Crawling Eye)
- “It’s the Aztec mummy!” (The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy)
- “What’s Your Dream?” (Rocketship X-M)
- When Ator and his friends are fighting the three samurai warriors Joel starts to talk about sword fighting techniques but soon has a complete meltdown and can't form actual words.
- "Daddy? There's a man outside..." -Frank, invention exchange.
This is making a reference to a hit song by Mike Douglas from the mid-sixties called "The Men in My Little Girl's Life" from the album of the same name.
- "Do what *I* do." -Joel, invention exchange.
This is from those old Amazing Discoveries infomercials.
- "I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster." -Crow, during the opening credits.
A reference to John Hinckley, Jr., who attempted to assassinate then-President Ronald Reagan for reasons stemming from his own unhealthy obsession with actress Jodie Foster. Donald Regan was a Reagan administration official who resigned due to his involvement in the Iran-Contra scandal.
- "Hey! There's a monolith outside!" "Yeah everybody's evolving and stuff! It's really neat!" -Servo and Joel.
- "Hey! Grog just threw a bone into the air and it turned into a spaceship!" -Crow.
- "...keeper of the Seven Keys of Pentuzler..."
- "Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!"
A reference to J.R.R. Tolkien, author of the epic fantasy series The Lord of the Rings, and its extremely elaborate story.
- "...and then he worked out on the Charismatic Soloflex of Zontar-13!"
The Soloflex was a piece of home fitness equipment that was heavily advertised on cable TV during the late 1980s and early '90s.
- "Played here by Jimmy Carl Black of the Mothers of Invention."
The Mothers of Invention were a band formed by Mst3k crew rock favorite Frank Vincent Zappa; in which Jimmy Carl Black acted as their drummer and vocalist.
- "Music by The Super Mario Bros."
The film's synthesized soundtrack is reminiscent of the game music from Ninentdo's Super Mario Bros.
- "What a minute...this is the Magna Carta!"
The Magna Carta was a thirteenth century charter that limited the power of the king and gave freedom under the law to his subjects. It is considered one of England's most important historical documents.
- ""...you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees..."
A quote from the Desiderata.
- "Mother, Jugs, and Speed"
Mother, Jugs, and Speed was a 1976 comedy film starring Racquel Welch, Bill Cosby, and Harvey Keitel.
- "You were playing a Titleist, right?"
Titleist is a popular brand of golf balls.
- "A Mark VII production!"
Mark VII Productions, which produced TV series such as Dragnet, had a memorable bumper that depicted the words "MARK VII" being manually stamped into a metal sheet to the accompaniment of a sonorous, reverberating clang..
- "Welcome to Death Valley Days! The driver's either missing or he's dead!" -Crow, during a shot of the desert.
Death Valley Days was a syndicated western show that Ronald Reagan once hosted. The "driver is missing or dead" line is from Episode 206 - Ring of Terror, from the Phantom Creeps short. The line is spoken in a voice-over that sounds like Ronald Reagan's voice, to which Crow responds by saying "Welcome to Death Valley Days." This riff is made in many episodes.
- "Puma? Puma!" - Joel.
Also from 206 - Ring of Terror. 'Puma' is the name of a cat that wanders off in the movie. His owner calls for Puma with a silly inflection (py-ooma) that Joel imitates here.
- "I'm the best-looking man in the middle ages! My, my, my!" - Crow, when the snake god/priest guy is looking into a mirror.
Crow's doing his Flip Wilson here.
- "It's the wango, zee tango!" -Joel, during a shot of Ator holding a sword.
A Ted Nugent song, "Wango Tango", starts out, "All right! It's zee wango, zee tango/ 1-2-3-4 /Come on boys/ Time to Wango". Ted Nugent has long wild blond hair like Ator here.
- "Warriors, come out and PLAY-AY!!!"
This is a line from the 1979 movie The Warriors.
- "I'll be doing the death scene from 'Camille.'"
Camille is an opera by Hamilton Forrest, first performed in 1929. The death scene is a notorious tear-jerker.
- "The Bangles?"
The Bangles were an all-girl power pop band from Los Angeles best known for the songs "Walk Like an Egyptian" and "Manic Monday".
- "Oh, this is the opening from 'Where Eagles Dare'!"
Where Eagles Dare was a 1968 World War II movie starring Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood.
- "Go to bed, old man!"
From a comedy bit by comedian Dana Gould.
- "Here's one from my old pal Melvin Laird!"
Melvin Laird served as Secretary of Defense under Richard Nixon from 1969 to 1973. He was responsible for the strategy of withdrawing troops from Vietnam.
- "What are you, Lucas Tanner all of a sudden?"
Lucas Tanner was an NBC drama in 1974-75, starring David Hartman as a high school English teacher.
- "Looks like he flew into 17th Century Bulgaria, and that's Mad Ludwig's castle."
"Mad" King Ludwig lived in Bavaria, not Bulgaria, and in the 19th century, not the 17th. He did build a famous castle in the mountains -- Schloss Neuschwanstein -- but the castle shown in the movie is not it.
- Commercially released on VHS by Rhino Entertainment in April 1996. The packaging art used by Rhino was actually a publicity still from the third Ator film Iron Warrior.
- Commercially released on DVD by Rhino in February 2003 as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Volume 2, a 4-DVD set with Pod People, Angels Revenge and Shorts, Volume 1.
- ↑ Monty Python's Flying Circus, season 3, episode 12
|preceded by: Season 2||MST3K Season 3||followed by: Season 4|
|1991 - 1992|
|301||Cave Dwellers||1991-06-01||309||The Amazing Colossal Man||1991-07-27||317||The Saga of the Viking Women...||1991-10-26|
|302||Gamera||1991-06-08||310||Fugitive Alien||1991-08-17||318||Star Force: Fugitive Alien II||1991-11-16|
|303||Pod People||1991-06-08||311||It Conquered the World||1991-08-24||319||War of the Colossal Beast||1991-11-30|
|304||Gamera vs Barugon||1991-06-22||312||Gamera vs Guiron||1991-09-07||320||The Unearthly||1991-12-14|
|305||Stranded in Space||1991-06-29||313||Earth vs the Spider||1991-09-21||321||Santa Claus Conquers the Martians||1991-12-21|
|306||Time of the Apes||1991-07-06||314||Mighty Jack||1991-09-28||322||Master Ninja I||1992-01-11|
|307||Daddy-O (episode)||1991-07-13||315||Teenage Cave Man||1991-11-09||323||The Castle of Fu Manchu||1992-01-18|
|308||Gamera vs Gaos||1991-07-20||316||Gamera vs Zigra||1991-10-19||324||Master Ninja II||1992-01-25|