The Bouncy Upbeat Song is from the episode Red Zone Cuba.
Crow: Ohhh, ohhh. You know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me.
Mike: Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one.
Tom: Well, hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song! Okay!?
Crow: That's a great idea!
Tom: Hit it, Cambot!
(singing) Whenever I want to cry and bawl
Because I'm feeling sad
I think of ironing boards and drywall
And then I don't feel so bad!
Crow: (singing) Whenever I'm feeling down and blue
And sorry for myself
I get some staples and some glue
And I'm happy as an elf!
Mike: (singing) Whenever I start to mope and pout
And there's nothing left in my soul
I check the toilet paper and if we're out
I buy another roll!
Gypsy: (singing) Have you ever touched a Post-it Note?
Have you ever looked at boots?
Have you ever sat down in a chair?
Have you ever used a paper clip?
Crow: So if you listen to our advice
Tom: And you wanna feel terrific!
Gypsy: Do things that make you feel nice
Mike: I wish we could be more specific!