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The Bouncy Upbeat Song is from the episode Red Zone Cuba.


Crow: Ohhh, ohhh. You know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me.

Mike: Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one.

Tom: Well, hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song! Okay!?

Crow: That's a great idea!

Mike: Okay!

Tom: Hit it, Cambot!

(singing) Whenever I want to cry and bawl

Because I'm feeling sad

I think of ironing boards and drywall

And then I don't feel so bad!

Crow: (singing) Whenever I'm feeling down and blue

And sorry for myself

I get some staples and some glue

And I'm happy as an elf!

Mike: (singing) Whenever I start to mope and pout

And there's nothing left in my soul

I check the toilet paper and if we're out

I buy another roll!

Gypsy: (singing) Have you ever touched a Post-it Note?

Have you ever looked at boots?

Have you ever sat down in a chair?

Have you ever used a paper clip?

Crow: So if you listen to our advice

Tom: And you wanna feel terrific!

Gypsy: Do things that make you feel nice

Mike: I wish we could be more specific!

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