|418 - Attack of the the Eye Creatures|
|Air Date||December 5, 1992|
|Movie Director||Larry Buchanan|
|Cast||John Ashley, Cynthia Hull, Warren Hammack, Chet Davis|
|Preceded by||417 - Crash of Moons|
|Followed by||419 - The Rebel Set|
A military briefing film shows a hovering flying saucer resembling a domed yo-yo as the narrator, (Peter Graves), describes how the military's "Project Visitor" has been tracking it and anticipates it will land in the central United States. After the briefing, Lt. Robertson reports to the base near the expected target where he berates his subordinates for their habit of using the monitoring equipment to spy on teenagers making out in the woods. One of the teens sees an object land nearby and tells his friends at a local bar, including Stan Kenyon. Stan and his girlfriend Susan Rogers later accidentally hit one of the multi-eyed, lumpy greyish-white aliens from the ship with his car, so they drive off to call the police. Out in the woods, they are forced to use the phone of a grumpy local codger who resents the "smoochers" who use his property as a lovers' lane, frequently threatening them with a shotgun.
Meanwhile, one of two drunken drifters new in town comes across the dead creature and decides to put it on exhibition as part of his latest get-rich-quick scheme. When he returns to the site after excitedly rushing home to tell his buddy Mike, other aliens arrive, scaring him and causing a deadly heart attack. When the police finally investigate, they assume that Stan ran over the drifter and they arrest the young man, refusing to believe his crazy story. Having overheard the bar conversation about the UFO, Lt. Robertson reports to his commander, who reluctantly authorizes a cordon around the saucer. They eventually accidentally blow up the spaceship and congratulate themselves for their effective defense, not realizing that the creatures weren't in their craft and are still roaming the woods.
Easily escaping from the police, Stan and Susan meet up with the dead drifter's friend Mike and the three of them attempt to prove the alien danger to the community. Mike is cornered and attacked by the angry creatures, but Stan and Susan manage to flee and accidentally discover the monsters explode when exposed to bright light. Unfortunately, after the autopsy showed that the victim earlier died from an alcohol-induced heart attack and that Stan had not killed him, the police want nothing more to do with him and refuse to help. The teenagers then gather their friends together and drive out to the clearing where they left Mike. Surrounding the aliens with their cars, the teens use their headlights to evaporate the remaining creatures. Mike survives his attack, and Stan and Susan resume their interrupted plans to elope.
- Part of a series of color remakes of old AIP films by Larry Buchanan intended for television broadcast. 
- See the double “the” in the movie title? This error occurred when the movie was re-released. Somebody put “Attack of the” in front of “The Eye Creatures” and voila! “The The!” (no connection to the 80s-90s alt-rock band).
Segment One (Invention Exchange): Tom disses Crow behind his back. The Mads have developed the router Ouija board; now they can contact the spirits of dead woodworkers. Joel and the Bots demonstrate their Funny Gag Fax, a modern variation of the old squirting telephone gag. They demonstrate it on Dr. F.
Segment Three: Wearing wigs resembling the hairstyle from the girl from the movie, it's Earl Hollimania! Mainly because the kid who plays Stan vaguely resembles Earl Holliman.
Segment Four: The Rip Taylor Trio! The guys gad about like three Rip Taylors, complete with bad toupees, ridiculous moustaches, obvious prop humor, and glittery confetti. They say, "C’mon, laugh! It’s funny!" repeatedly
Segment Five: Joel and the Bots offer proof that filmmaker Larry Buchanan "just didn’t care", and it's rather convincing. Larry Buchanan visits Deep 13 and essentially confirms their suspicions.
Stinger: The greasy drifter in the multicolor striped sweater dress
- Larry Buchanan: Michael J. Nelson
- "Attack of the THE Eye Creatures? Did Mel Tillis write these titles, or wha-aht?"
Mel Tillis is a famous country music singer who suffers from a heavy stutter while speaking (but not while singing.)
- "Next week, we will demonstrate the Lathe of Heaven!"
- "Take off!" "To the Great White North!"
- "Oh jeez...'Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer' is not as sick as this!"
- "It's Larry, Darryl, and Darryl!"
A reference to a trio of characters (portrayed as dim rural rubes) from the 1980s sitcom Newhart.
- "The onion field..."
The Onion Field was a book by Joseph Wambaugh (later a movie), about the kidnapping of two plainclothes LAPD officers by a pair of low-level hoods in 1963.
- "It's a Cowsill!"
The Cowsills were a pop band from the mid-1960s.
- "Travis Bickle had a better room than this."
Travis Bickle was the title character in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
- "Pyle, get in here!"
Reference to Sargeant Carter's common exclamation on the TV series Gomer Pyle, USMC.
- "It's Phil Silvers!"
Comic actor Phil Silvers is best known for his role as Sgt. Bilko on his self-titled CBS series in the 1950s.
- "Joe Garagiola!"
Joe Garagiola is a former baseball pitcher who became a television host after retiring from the sport.
- "I think we killed the Michelin Man!"
Bibendum, commonly known as the Michelin Man, is the mascot of the Michelin Tire Company.
- "Calgon, take me away!"
A slogan featured in commercials for Calgon bath & beauty products.
- "Dr. Treves, would you like to see my cathedral?"
The Elephant Man Joseph Merrick's doctor and biographer was Sir Frederic Treves, and in the biography, Merrick is depicted building a model of a cathedral.
- "Ignatius P. Reilly had better hygiene than this guy."
I believe Joel has the name slightly wrong, and is referring to Ignatius J. Reilly, the slovenly neurotic central character in John Kennedy Toole's novel A Confederacy of Dunces .
- "Hello, Roy!" "Hello, Siegfried!"
Siegfried & Roy were a well-know Las Vegas illusionist act.
- "You know, they got a lotta optic nerve!"
Referencing the phrase "You got a lotta nerve!" and the optic nerve, which transmits information from the eye to the brain.
|preceded by: Season 3||MST3K Season 4||followed by: Season 5|
|1992 - 1993|
|401||Space Travelers||1992-06-06||409||The Indestructible Man||1992-08-15||417||Crash of Moons||1992-11-28|
|402||The Giant Gila Monster||1992-06-13||410||Hercules Against the Moon Men||1992-08-22||418||Attack of the the Eye Creatures||1992-12-05|
|403||City Limits||1992-06-20||411||The Magic Sword||1992-08-29||419||The Rebel Set||1992-12-12|
|404||Teenagers from Outer Space||1992-06-27||412||Hercules and the Captive Women||1992-09-12||420||The Human Duplicators||1992-12-26|
|405||Being from Another Planet||1992-07-24||413||Manhunt in Space||1992-09-19||421||Monster A-Go Go||1993-01-09|
|406||Attack of the Giant Leeches||1992-07-18||414||Tormented||1992-09-26||422||The Day the Earth Froze||1993-01-16|
|407||The Killer Shrews||1992-07-25||415||The Beatniks||1992-11-25||423||Bride of the Monster||1993-01-23|
|408||Hercules Unchained||1992-08-01||416||Fire Maidens of Outer Space||1992-11-16||424||Manos: The Hands of Fate||1993-01-30|