Annoying Cornjob Song

From MST3K

The Annoying Cornjob Song, also sometimes known as The Bike Song, comes from the episode Gamera vs Guiron.

Lyrics

(In Theater)

Tom: (singing) We're gonna ride our bicycles,

Joel and Crow: (joining in, singing) We're gonna go and have some fun,

We're gonna fill our hearts with love,

When we ride our bicycles.

Tom: (singing) When we ride our bikes!

All: Why did they have to shoot my scarf?

I am the twisted lonely guy...

Tom: Let's watch the kids go to their fate,

They'll disappear into the woods,

It'll be days before they're found,

Cornjob will be bl-amed.

Crow: Why must we sing this stupid song?

It's getting really annoying,

We apologize for its length,

All: We are filled with shame.

Joel: (spoken, annoyed) Now back to our show!

Songs edit

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