Transcript and lyrics
[At the SOL Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo are dressed in tuxedos. Crow is playing piano while Jonah is controlling the sound of audience cheers and laughter with buttons]
TOM: Ladies and gentlemen, the Satellite of Love presents "Aloha!", an evening of songs and stories from the last of the ice-cold mamas, Florence Gypsy!
[Gypsy swoops in and the audience applauds]
- You can cry wondering why
- That guy said good-bye
- But snow gets in your eye
You know, ladies and gentlemen, life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are buried in snow. [audience and Gypsy laughs] I'm here all week. Yeah.
- Snowflakes Falling like the memories
- How can my heart sing
- When my tongue's stuck
- To the flagpole of life?
[audience and Gypsy laughs] My first love was my third husband. I said, "Eskimos have 50 words for snow", but I only have one word for you, "and that's 'divorce.'" [laughter] I said it right to his face.
[audience and Gypsy laughs] [upbeat piano music playing]
- They buried me
- In snow and ice
- But I'm here
- They threw me off a cliff
- Once or twice
- But I'm still here
- Then blew up my ambulance
- Real nice
- But I'm Still here
[cheers and applause]
[In Moon 13]
KINGA: Listen to those pipes. Pure PVC.
MAX: Call it a comeback? I say she never left!
KINGA: Push the button, Max.
[Max pushes the button, ending the broadcast]