|516 - Alien from L.A.|
|Air Date||November 20, 1993|
|MST3K Director||Trace Beaulieu|
Wanda (TV title)
|Movie Director||Albert Pyun|
|Cast|| Kathy Ireland|
William R. Moses
|Preceded by||515 - The Wild Wild World of Batwoman|
|Followed by||517 - Beginning of the End|
|“||"This door sounds brown!"||”|
|— Crow (as Kathy Ireland)|
Wanda Saknussemm (Ireland) is a nerdy social misfit with large glasses and a squeaky voice who lives in Los Angeles and works at a diner. After being dumped by her boyfriend for "not having a sense of adventure", Wanda is informed by a letter that her father, an archaeologist, has died. She flies to northern Africa and while going through her father's belongings, she finds his notes about Atlantis, apparently an alien ship that crashed millennia ago and sank into the center of the Earth. Wanda comes across a chamber beneath her father's apartment and accidentally sets off a chain of events that ultimately cause her to fall into a deep hole. An unharmed Wanda wakes up deep within the Earth to find Gus (William R. Moses), a miner whom she protects from being slain by two people. Gus, who has a very inconsistent Australian accent, agrees to help Wanda find her father, whom she believes is alive and trapped underground. Wanda soon discovers that both she and her father are believed to be spies planning an invasion of Atlantis.During her adventures, Wanda's appearance changes from nerdy to attractive (by removing her glasses and using a steam vent to clean her skin). People from the surface world are referred to as "aliens" by Atlanteans, and when Wanda is overheard talking about Malibu Beach by a low-life informant (Janie Du Plessis), she soon becomes a hunted woman and must dodge efforts at capture, both from the mysterious "Government House" and from thugs in the pay of the crime lord Mambino (Deep Roy).
Much mention of Wanda's "big bones" are made during these sequences.Wanda's efforts at escape are aided by Charmin (Thom Matthews), a handsome rogue who (briefly) assists her flight and falls for Wanda. She is ultimately captured by the evil General Pykov (Du Plessis again), who wants to kill both Wanda and her incarcerated father. The Atlantean leader decides to free Wanda and her father, provided they remain quiet about Atlantis. Gus shows up and helps the duo escape while fighting off General Pykov and her soldiers. Wanda and her father board a ship that takes them back to the surface and the film ends with Wanda on the beach, wearing a bikini and a sarong. She refuses the advances of her ex-boyfriend and is soon reunited with Charmin, who inexplicably appears on a motorcycle.
- The phrase Dull surprise!! comes from this episode.
- Significant amounts of footage from this film (both used and unused) was utilized to comprise the bulk of one of Albert Pyun's later, uncredited, projects, Journey to the Center of the Earth. While the movie begins as a modernized adaptation of the classic Jules Verne novel, it then quickly changes into a clumsily put together continuation of Alien From L.A. using recycled footage to pad itself out.
- This was the first feature film for supermodel Kathy Ireland.
- Despite receiving second billing in the opening credits it takes almost an hour before Thom Mathews appears in the film.
- This movie prominently features actor-of-small-stature Deep Roy. Roy has had a storied career. He's one of two actors to hold the "sci-fi trifecta," appearing in the Doctor Who, Star Wars, and Star Trek franchises (Simon Pegg is the other). He also has appeared in Blakes' 7, The NeverEnding Story, Flash Gordon, Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (playing all the Oompa Loomas), and many other beloved productions.
Prologue: Crow presides as Drill Sergeant over boot camp at Fort Satellite of Love, Mike is blindfolded and Tom servo is completely field stripped.
Segment One / Invention exchange: Dr. F presents the Vend-a-gut, which makes getting a donor organ as easy as getting a Snickers bar. Mike demonstrates Fridge Udders. Tom and Crow try to cow tip the fridge and Crow ends up crushed underneath it.
Segment Three: Crow, Tom, and Mike sing “My Wild Irish Ireland,” with Tom doing the Kathy Ireland part. Pathetically, Mike starts to think Tom really is Kathy.
Segment Four: Crow, Tom, and Mike play the “guess Kathy’s emotions” game, in which all of the emotions are "DULL SUPRISE!"
Segment Five: Frank is still feeding change to the Vend-a-gut.
Stinger: Kathy says “Yuck!”
- “My Wild Irish Ireland” written and arranged by: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson and David Sussman.
- Unusual Credits: The sound of quarters continuing to pour out of the Vend-a-gut coin return slot can be heard during the first half of the credits.
- $150,000 in quarters would weigh 7,500 pounds. If you stacked them, the pile would be 3,450 feet tall (about 2/3 of a mile).
- "I want to watch 'Sisters'!"
Sisters was a TV drama series that aired from 1991 to 1996.
- "And what is the name of your robot?"
Crow is paraphrasing Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) from Full Metal Jacket. Note also that Mike's crazed facial expression at the beginning of the next segment is a parody of the character Pyle's mental breakdown. Interestingly enough, all of Ermey's lines in that scene were improvised.
- "Getting dumped in...about an hour."
A parody of the advertising slogan for LensCrafters.
- "He looks like Clint Howard!"
Ron Howard's brother Clint is a prolific B-movie actor, and occasionally appears in films directed by his more successful sibling.
- "Going sideways, Mr. Saknussemm?"
- "Hey, it's the Blue Mosque!" "No, the Blue Mosque isn't on a hill!"
The Sultan Ahmed Mosque, also known as the Blue Mosque, is a converted Eastern Orthodox Church and an Istanbul landmark.
- "When I squint, you look like Ian Anderson!"
- "Saigon. Shucks. I can't believe I'm still in Saigon!"
A parody of the opening line from Apocalypse Now.
- "Has anybody here seen my old friend John?"
A quote from the song "Abraham, Martin & John".
- "It's 'Home Alone 3: The Destruction of Jared-Syn'!"
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn was a 3-D post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie released in 1983.
- "It's a Samurai!"
The Suzuki Samurai was a compact SUV that drastically declined in popularity after a Consumer Reports article suggested that it was dangerously prone to rollovers.
- "I wanna come over and roll in your clover and "Kiss your Blarney Stone."
The Blarney Stone is a famous Irish landmark where visitors kiss it for good luck. But since they're singing about their 'love' for Kathy Ireland, Crow is probably also using this as a euphemism.
- "Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry..."
Quoted from "Surrey with the Fringe on Top", a song from the musical Oklahoma!.
- "One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble!"
- "Tonight! Sam Giancana sings Pagliaccii ."
- "Hey, it's a Nelson!"
- "It's like a Peter Greenaway set!"
- "Live the good life in the off-world colonies!"
A quote from Blade Runner.
- "You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"
A quote from the spoken-word outro to Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall".
- "Paul Westerberg to the rescue!"
- "It's the cover of Tommy!"
The Who's Tommy album cover is similar to the background in the shot.
- "Maybe they'll run into Spinal Tap back there!"
A reference to the scene in This is Spinal Tap where the titular band gets lost in the bowels of a concert hall.
- "Tonight, kids- something really scary!"
- "Are they on Captain Ron's boat?"
Captain Ron was a 1992 comedy movie starring Kurt Russell.
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout Factory in March 2013 as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 26, a 4-DVD set with The Magic Sword, The Mole People, and Danger!! Death Ray.
|preceded by: Season 4||MST3K Season 5||followed by: Season 6|
|1993 - 1994|
|501||Warrior of the Lost World||1993-07-24||509||The Girl in Lovers Lane||1993-09-18||517||Beginning of the End||1993-11-25|
|502||Hercules||1993-07-17||510||The Painted Hills||1993-09-26||518||The Atomic Brain||1993-12-04|
|504||Secret Agent Super Dragon||1993-08-07||512||Mitchell||1993-10-23||520||Radar Secret Service||1993-12-18|
|505||The Magic Voyage of Sinbad||1993-08-14||513||The Brain That Wouldn't Die||1993-10-30||521||Santa Claus||1993-12-24|
|506||Eegah||1993-08-28||514||Teen-Age Strangler||1993-11-07||522||Teen-Age Crime Wave||1994-01-15|
|507||I Accuse My Parents||1993-09-04||515||The Wild Wild World of Batwoman||1993-11-13||523||Village of the Giants||1994-01-22|
|508||Operation Double 007||1993-09-11||516||Alien from L.A.||1993-11-20||524||12 to the Moon||1994-02-05|