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MST3k- A Danger to Myself and Others song

A Danger to Myself and Others is a song from the episode, Attack of the Giant Leeches. Joel, Tom, and Crow are dressed up as misfits in a military war. They are searching the swamp for missing townsfolk.

Lyrics

[On the satellite:]


JOEL: Bring it down there, Gypsy. Ya know, Silas, it's not easy bein' a social misfit and then gettin' the added responsibility of dragnettin' the swamp for missin' townsfolk. And I can't even button my own shirt.


TOM: Yeah, I hear ya, Gunther. Now isn't it amazin' how we inferior types keep gettin' asked to do the dangerous work which should go to men more stable than us? Really is a miracle! He huu! Hooter?


CROW: Uh, duh, yep! Uh wagnuts. Hahaha.


JOEL: Whadda he say, Silas?


TOM: Well, I think what our bright young friend's tryin' to say here is, the reason we three goofuses are asked to do these hazardous tasks outside the perimeter of normal society's rationale is, we're a danger to ourselves an' others.


[music starts]


JOEL: Hu da! Kinda reminds me o' Darwin's theory o' Natural Selection.


CROW: Yeah! If you're dumb—ya DIE!


[all laugh]


TOM: That's, I say, that's a rich one there, Hooter!


Oh, I'm a danger to myself an' others.

My cousins are as close as brothers.

I stay out in the rain all the time!


CROW: He's a danger to himself an' others.

Only likes shows with Sally Struthers.

I can't even think of a word that rhymes.


TOM and JOEL: Ya just did!


JOEL: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well pretty dumb, that's for sure!


CROW: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well this pipe's filled with manure!


ALL: We're a danger to ourselves an' others.

Screw the earth an' steal our mothers.

Leave us in the woods an' we're just fine.

We're a danger to ourselves an' others.

Good livestock makes better lovers.

Hunting leeches is what we call a good time!


[Joel throws dynamite.]


BOOM! BOOM!


TOM: Oh, boy! I'd like to shake hands with any Giant Leech who'll live through that!


CROW: What? The dynamite or that crappy song?


TOM: He he huee.




Songs
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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K
Season 1 "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Happy Thoughts"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "Killer Shrew" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter"
Season 7 "Phones"
Season 8 "The Gods Jam" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms"
Season 9 "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Canada Song" • "Hobgoblins" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • " Puma Man"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme"
Additional "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Satellite of Love"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIMystery Science Theater 3000: The Return (Music from the Netflix Original Series)Songs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3K

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