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Clown in the Sky is a song from the episode, Pod People.
[On the satellite:]
[music plays in background, Servo whistles]
JOEL: Well, guys, looks like it's time to pack it all in again.
CROW: Yeah. We are the stuff dreams are made of.
TOM: Oh, that's beautiful, Crow! Shakespeare?
CROW: Uh, no. Burma Shave, ad--
TOM: Oh, well I--huh?
JOEL: [as he takes Crow apart] You know, guys, it always hurts--
JOEL: --to close it all up--
JOEL: --strike the set--
CROW: Ow! Geez!
JOEL: --wipe off the grease paint--
JOEL: --uh, napkin up the blood and entrails--
JOEL: --and move on to another town.
CROW: Uh, oh. I smell a song.
TOM: Mmmm hmmm.
JOEL: Tell me where does all the magic go--
TOM: [in background] Ooooo!
JOEL: When the curtain falls to end the show?
Do the clowns always cry
When they pack up the paper sky,
And the champagne is being poured,
JOEL & TOM: And the lock is on the old stage door?
JOEL: Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?
TOM: Oh, Joel! Oh, boo hoo hoo hoo! Joel!
JOEL: Don't worry, buddy, there'll be other experiments.
TOM: You really think so, Mister?
JOEL: Yeah. Take a verse. It'll cheer you up.
TOM: Okay. [sings in Anthony Newley voice]
When the harlequin is on the bed
And the whiskey haze surrounds his head,
William Holden's coming over and he's got a fifth or two--
JOEL: Tom Servo, if you don't stop doing your Anthony Newley I'm gonna throw you against the wall.
CROW: He'll do it, too.
JOEL: Will there still be a clown in the sky--
TOM: Help us out, Crow!
ALL: Still be a clown in the sky--
TOM: Take it home, Joel!
JOEL: Tell me, where is that clown in the sky for me?
I love you, Tom Servo.
TOM: I love you, Joel.
JOEL: I love you, Crow.
CROW: You're not my real father!
JOEL: Whadda ya think, sirs?
[In Deep 13:]
DR FORRESTER & FRANK: It stinks!