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The 1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme is from the 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review.



Tom: Tom Servo presents the first annual Mystery Science Theater Summer Blockbuster Review! Hit it, Cambot!

[music starts]

Tom (singing): Oh it's a special with stars, and a bunch of flying cars, it's a summer blockbuster review!

Crow (spoken): Wow!

Tom: It's got monsters in rubber, and actors who blubber, and lots of naked ladies, too!

Crow (spoken): Really? Will we see fine cigars?

Tom: Uh-huh!

Crow (spoken): And muscle-headed stars?

Tom (spoken): You bet! (Singing) And action up the old kazoo!

Crow (spoken): All right!

Tom (in rhythm): Just because it's kind of relevant, we'll ballyhoo Fifth Element

Crow: Protect your sacroiliac, when we review the Men In Black!

Tom: They're terrorizing little girls, thats Steven Speilberg's Lost World!

Crow: And Jodie Foster takes Contact, so she won't sneeze in, uh, Contact...

Tom: And heads'll be a-throbbin' when we hit Batman And Robiiiiiiin!

Crow (soft): Okay

Tom (spoken): Big finish!

Tom and Crow: On the, Myst-ry Science Theater Summer Block, Bus-ter revieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!


Songs edit
"MST3K Love Theme" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" • "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • " Killer Shrews" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "The Greatest Frank of All" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Square Dance" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolken Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • " Puma Man" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Mystos" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Phones" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Gods Jam" • "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" • " Satellite Of Love"

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